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if you could ask god
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over a year ago
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"I would ask HER.....why did you make so many men think with their dicks instead of their brains?
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Yep i agree with god being a woman
A man wouldnt balls up everything so much xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did you take my mum, when I hadn't finished with her  "
the same...she left me when I was 12 and I prayed and prayed for her to get well....never prayed or believed in a god since ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To show his face and pop in for a coffee and chat so i can verify him as being real "
Do yer reckon he would want to be cam verried only if he starts wanking ...am off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would ask HER.....why did you make so many men think with their dicks instead of their brains?
Yep i agree with god being a woman
A man wouldnt balls up everything so much xx "
lol I wouldn't run I would get bike out and pedal as fast as I could if I had said that lol  |
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Why do you, your mum & junior keep just appearing to loonies, with no witnesses, rather than to a crowd of normal people, to actually *prove* you exist!
And while you're at it, how about a "sorry" for all the atrocities committed in your name? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which dremel attachment do you think would be the most efficent to use to cut off a penis?"
Bimey... you have a thing for penisectomy ( I don't know if that is the medical term but sounds about right !) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you really come down and have a play with Mary a couple thousand years ago, or did she just make the story up after being caught out to keep Joseph on side? |
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"Scratch that question, I’ll go for the angle grinder just to be on the safe side. So, my question…. What household good might I use to quarterise the stump of a dismembered penis?"
I usually find a stanley knife works wonders |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd want to know if he really told the lads not to eat his Easter Eggs cos he'd be back on Monday. And if any of the lads cracked which one was it and which egg did they eat. Bet the Caramac one wasn't touched!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my question would be
why did you put the balls on the outside"
because inside is slightly too warm for the sperm to survive
so hanging around in a wee bag outside does them just nicely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scratch that question, I’ll go for the angle grinder just to be on the safe side. So, my question…. What household good might I use to quarterise the stump of a dismembered penis?"
a car cigarette lighter would be perfect dont you think? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is unlikely that the creative force of our universe resembles us in any way shape or form, or has need of activities such as sex to reproduce and would therefore be neither male nor female as this is a demarkation of sex for humans. |
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By *aryDafiMan
over a year ago
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"It is unlikely that the creative force of our universe resembles us in any way shape or form, or has need of activities such as sex to reproduce and would therefore be neither male nor female as this is a demarkation of sex for humans."
But it says in more than one religious book man was created in gods image. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It is unlikely that the creative force of our universe resembles us in any way shape or form, or has need of activities such as sex to reproduce and would therefore be neither male nor female as this is a demarkation of sex for humans.
But it says in more than one religious book man was created in gods image. "
It?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont believe in god but... question, why if you exist dont you show yourself ? Because life on earth is shit, rapes murders peodofiles, starving, thirsty aids, earth quakes, tsnunamis... go on then show yourself and make a difference cos i for one hate turning the news on and seeing a 5 year old girl shot in the chest ....Greig ..... sorry if this offends .... |
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