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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you were a kitchen appliance – what would you be?

and please make the sound of that appliance

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

ping........... toast ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A toothpick, but don't know how to make a noise like a prick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ping..... microwave

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Spin dryer .... WHurrrrrrrrrrrr Wobbbbblelelelelelelelle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you were a kitchen appliance – what would you be?

and please make the sound of that appliance

a mixer......whiiiirrrrlllllllll whiiiiirrrrlllllllll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fridge freezer .. erm... 'hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'

its a constant low hum sound

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"fridge freezer .. erm... 'hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'

its a constant low hum sound"

No no ..... it's not. It goes .... well mine goes..... hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm little glassy trickle. hummmmmmmmmmmm little glassy trickle ...hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm ad finitum ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

Leaking fridge..... gurgle gurgle glug glug ppppssssssttttttt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sounds more like you piddlin in the sink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"fridge freezer .. erm... 'hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'

its a constant low hum sound

No no ..... it's not. It goes .... well mine goes..... hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm little glassy trickle. hummmmmmmmmmmm little glassy trickle ...hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm ad finitum ... "

mine doesnt come with the extra sound effects.. im taking it back to currys and demanding a refund dammit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

See.......there's your problem. Mine is from John Lewis and I'd make them take it back ....... Fnarrrrrrrrr

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By *ornwall-maleMan over a year ago

newquay

a kettle

click!

nice easy sound mine lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Washing machine.

Sshhhhrrreeeerrrrrre... Whombb... Whombb... Whombb.... Sshhhhrrreeeerrrrrre... Whombb... Whombb... Whombb... Whombb.... Sshhhhrrreeeerrrrrre.... Whumm... Whumm... Whumm.. Whumm.. Whumm... Whumm.. Whumm.. Whumm.. Whombb..... Whombb........ Whombb.......... Whombb................ Whombb............................................... Click.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See.......there's your problem. Mine is from John Lewis and I'd make them take it back ....... Fnarrrrrrrrr "

Sadly i dont have a money growing plant..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See.......there's your problem. Mine is from John Lewis and I'd make them take it back ....... Fnarrrrrrrrr

Sadly i dont have a money growing plant..

Me neither toots..... me neither x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Washing machine.

Wow..... so realistic I thought I was in your kitchen......

No one is going to beat that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Washing machine.

Wow..... so realistic I thought I was in your kitchen......

No one is going to beat that "

No John Lewis for us Granny... We naffed it off someones drive before the rag n bone man could get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chu chu train

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Bamix with all the accessories!

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"Washing machine.

you sound like you spend,to much time with that machine.i think you've missed out the.

yes,yes,YEEEEES!!!!at the end.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Off to make spicy sweet potato soup soon! Bamix at the ready!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Washing machine.

you sound like you spend,to much time with that machine.i think you've missed out the.

yes,yes,YEEEEES!!!!at the end.

There is a worktop getting in my way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a spoon

clink

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chu chu train"

you have a choo choo in the kitchen ?

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"Washing machine.

you sound like you spend,to much time with that machine.i think you've missed out the.

yes,yes,YEEEEES!!!!at the end.

There is a worktop getting in my way

thats the first time,i've heard of a worktop.coming between a relationship.

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By *ue care and attentionWoman over a year ago

birmingham

Guess the appliance...

Puck puck puck puck puck puck pshhhhhhhh

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick trrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Egg timer.

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By *icelymarkedMan over a year ago

Cardiff

wirrrrr wirrrrr hmmmmmmmmmmmmm glug glug oggle oggle ..... a dishwasher - it's what I'm good at

or maybe slap slap ..... a pair of marigolds ..... I've seen what they can get up to in the right hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tumble dryer.

MmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

popty ping.....i'm a welsh microwave

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guess the appliance...

Puck puck puck puck puck puck pshhhhhhhh"

Coffee maker ! Prize please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

phhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwww bubble bubble click.

A kettle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"popty ping.....i'm a welsh microwave"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Silence, the dishwasher has stopped working just like me today

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By *he tactile technicianMan over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

ding dong! Excellent! that will be the outside caterers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmm lets think oh yes a woman

Moan moan moan moan xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmm lets think oh yes a woman

Moan moan moan moan xx

A man being forced to clean the bottom of a full bath...

Gurgle gurgle gurgle

xxx

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

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It's a telly in the kitchen (but it's switched off at the moment)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmm lets think oh yes a woman

Moan moan moan moan xx

I guess any woman would moan in your kitchen and your living room, hallway, bathroom, dining room, bedroom...... any room really so long as you were around annoying them lol!!!

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By *ue care and attentionWoman over a year ago

birmingham

"Guess the appliance...

Puck puck puck puck puck puck pshhhhhhhh

Coffee maker ! Prize please "

Haha cleaver woman...your prize hmmm it's in the post

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

bugger, I had puckered up for a kiss from Granny.

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