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Who would ya like ta live next door too??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"johnny depp, just in case he came home pissed one night and "accidently " ended up i my bedroom x"
think Robert Downey Jr did that once....although was more stoned than pissed Oh and it wasn't my bedroom lol |
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"old macdonld as he had a farm and on that farm he had ............"
The trouble is he sold the farm a while ago to finance a chain of fast food restaurants. I hear he's done quite well out of it and they're proving quite popular. |
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"old macdonld as he had a farm and on that farm he had ............
The trouble is he sold the farm a while ago to finance a chain of fast food restaurants. I hear he's done quite well out of it and they're proving quite popular."
thanks to EU subsidies no doubt
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bill Bailey on one side and Davina McCall on t'other. I'd be a very happy bunny!"
You'd need big ear plugs if Davina lived next door to you, if she shouts all the time like she does on the telly you'd soon get sick of her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fa me it would be Stephen Hawkins
And Patrick Moore xx  "
Egads! Just looking at Patrick Moore makes me feel I'm only minutes from death. How the hell as that guy managed to keep that body functioning for this long! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bill Bailey on one side and Davina McCall on t'other. I'd be a very happy bunny!
You'd need big ear plugs if Davina lived next door to you, if she shouts all the time like she does on the telly you'd soon get sick of her "
I'd second that. Imagine being one of her kids.
"Right! Remember no swearing! Davina's coming to get you!"
"Er, mum, I only wanted some bog roll!" |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
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wtf is Alice? "
I get the joke Jack!
(YouTube Smokey those that don`t!)
If he was still alive, Fred Dibnah! Although I`d need some pretty full pockets of dosh to keep him supplied with Guinness! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alan Titchmarsh. I'm obviously already Charlie Dimmockesque, but I'd love him to plan my vegetable rotation so everything doesnt come to fruition at once.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I would like to live next door to a woman who is too lazy to go to work, doesn't get out of bed until 2.00pm and allows her dos to bark non stop from 7 in the morning, then when she takes them out they shit on the path next to our gate ..
Hang on ..... I already do live beside her,
Ok then I'll have Cheryl Cole on one side and Holly Willoughby on the other.
Thats better  |
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"I would like to live next door to a woman who is too lazy to go to work, doesn't get out of bed until 2.00pm and allows her dos to bark non stop from 7 in the morning, then when she takes them out they shit on the path next to our gate ..
Hang on ..... I already do live beside her,
Ok then I'll have Cheryl Cole on one side and Holly Willoughby on the other.
Thats better "
put chillies or chillli powder in some dog food at the gate - that'll stop it. We had that problem - did that for days. The dog had the runs for weeks and the owner couldnt figure out why. |
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"I would like to live next door to a woman who is too lazy to go to work, doesn't get out of bed until 2.00pm and allows her dos to bark non stop from 7 in the morning, then when she takes them out they shit on the path next to our gate ..
Hang on ..... I already do live beside her,
Ok then I'll have Cheryl Cole on one side and Holly Willoughby on the other.
Thats better
put chillies or chillli powder in some dog food at the gate - that'll stop it. We had that problem - did that for days. The dog had the runs for weeks and the owner couldnt figure out why."
I know Holly's pregnant but didn't realise she had a craving for dog food... how can you make Cheryl eat it though? |
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