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A bloke once asked if I wanted to lounge around watching tv while he did all of the cooking, washing and housework and brought me chocolates and sparkling vimto while I did so..... Effin weirdo... |
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"i had one woman who asked me to pee in her while having sex!!.
i didnt lol x
Can men pee inside a woman during sex ?  "
Well most men I know don't know if they're coming or going....... |
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"Had a guy offer to be my human toilet......I don't even like taking a dump in public loo's let alone in a guys mouth! "
I couldn't do that either I can only poo in my own house. |
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"Though I did have a message off someone wanting to be completely naked but have me roll them up in sticking fragile wrapping tape - bloody weirdos  "
Just googled it and yes they can if their cock if not fully effect. And no it won't harm you. Good old google x |
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"Though I did have a message off someone wanting to be completely naked but have me roll them up in sticking fragile wrapping tape - bloody weirdos
Just googled it and yes they can if their cock if not fully effect. And no it won't harm you. Good old google x"
I mean errect bloody iPhone |
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"i had one woman who asked me to pee in her while having sex!!.
i didnt lol x"
well difference of opinion on the net on this one? here is what i found on the matter
"Urine contains many body toxins that the kidneys filter out because they are harmful to the body. Passing urine in to this part of the body can and transfer bacteria and viruses which can cause infection in the female. Added to this is that some females may have such infections as thrush (as a common occurrence) Urine coming in to contact with any damaged tissue will be painful, urine coming in to contact with infected or damaged tissues inside the cervix etc will cause significant discomfort at the very least." |
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"i had one woman who asked me to pee in her while having sex!!.
i didnt lol x
Can men pee inside a woman during sex ? "
i couldnt as was fully hard lol.
trust marley and me to google lol x
another request was to put a peeled banana up her and then fuck her!!!! |
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"i had one woman who asked me to pee in her while having sex!!.
i didnt lol x
Can men pee inside a woman during sex ?
i couldnt as was fully hard lol.
trust marley and me to google lol x
another request was to put a peeled banana up her and then fuck her!!!! "
Hmmm did the banana remain inside or was he just a Geest? |
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I mean errect bloody iPhone"
I love it when the Iphone changes words, it happens to my partner all the time and I find it really amusing. He can send me a dirty text from work and it will say, I am horny, do you fancy a duck later, I never know whether hes developed a strange fetish or not |
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"someone asked me to marry them on the beach this summer, and I haven't even met him!! "
ha ha ha bucking fitch springs to mind lol.
and are you sure you didnt ask to marry him! you are a marridge addict ha ha x |
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Ive had few K9 requests in my time 
Funniest was some guy wanted me to wrestle naked with another woman wearing just white plimsols and an ankle chain.
Yes a guy can pee inside a woman but its not always easy  |
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"A bloke once asked if I wanted to lounge around watching tv while he did all of the cooking, washing and housework and brought me chocolates and sparkling vimto while I did so..... Effin weirdo..."
Wasnt my husband was it? LOL xxx |
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Wife was on cam once playing, received a PM from some guy asking if we had a dog you can guess the rest
Was told to, you can guess the rest lol
* creEps roUnd graVeyarD * |
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a guy asked me if have sex with a dog or horse you can think what i said began with f......sick man yackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk  there is some sick request mind wonder where they get there ideas lol . |
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"i had one woman who asked me to pee in her while having sex!!.
i didnt lol x
Can men pee inside a woman during sex ?
Very difficult xx"
Na it just takes practice xx |
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"Wife was on cam once playing, received a PM from some guy asking if we had a dog you can guess the rest
Was told to, you can guess the rest lol
* creEps roUnd graVeyarD * "
AC/DC Giving the dog a bone?
*hiDe & sEEk in The gRAveYaRd* |
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"Had a guy offer to be my human toilet......I don't even like taking a dump in public loo's let alone in a guys mouth!
I couldn't do that either I can only poo i
n my own house. "
I take it the fortnight in Rio is off then. |
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Have had two holiday offers, a guy who wanted to clean my house naked, a guy who wanted to be my toilet slave (does that mean I can shove his head down the loo to clean it?) and a couple who wanted me to let them eat their dinner off me!  |
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The guy being used as a human toilet, ive had him.....not in that way, said no.
The guy that wanted to pay me to play with my feet, paint my toenails, massage them, lick them, he was doing ok till he mentioned licking them, I could have done with a pedicure.
The guy that wanted to come round, put on a maids outfit, do my housework, while he served me tea and cakes. Got to admit I thought about that 1. May call on him when I want my living room decorated.
Those non smokers with a smoking fetish, I get a lot of them, maybe because I smoke. Mainly wanting me to blow smoke in their faces, or smoking when fucking. |
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we found the perfect spot to build our dream house, and got loans to finance it. When the recession hit we stood to lose everything we owned, so we went to Vegas to have one shot at winning the money we needed. After losing at the tables, we were approached by a millionaire who offered us a million dollars for a night with the wife. Though we agreed that this was a way out of our financial dilemma, it threatened to destroy our relationship.
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" we found the perfect spot to build our dream house, and got loans to finance it. When the recession hit we stood to lose everything we owned, so we went to Vegas to have one shot at winning the money we needed. After losing at the tables, we were approached by a millionaire who offered us a million dollars for a night with the wife. Though we agreed that this was a way out of our financial dilemma, it threatened to destroy our relationship.
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Is Robert Redford dead yet? |
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btw you can pee when fully erect, it just gets on the ceiling!
You can't cum and pee at the same time as there is a valve that selects one or the other as it where, if you do try and pee it will be very painful.
Also pee is sterile unless the person has a UTI, hence why if you have an open wound in the jungle you are supposed to pee on it (or get a friend to do so) to clean it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine |
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