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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£50 for a blow job, I did think this was a swingers site! They are free to the right people  "
I got an offer of a stupidly large sum of money to see my boobs. I pointed out that he could peruse my picture library for free and gratis!!! Jolly odd. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man asked if he couls come around and clean my house while I verbally abused him, always thought that was pretty strange"
PM me his name, I could do with someone coming round and cleaning my home  |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"£50 for a blow job, I did think this was a swingers site! They are free to the right people
I got an offer of a stupidly large sum of money to see my boobs. I pointed out that he could peruse my picture library for free and gratis!!! Jolly odd. "
They are a nice pair of boobs (sorry replied privately  ) |
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"I've just been asked if I've ever been with a woman... is the fact that my sexual orientation is bisexual not a super massive clue?  "
Well technically taking this at face value does not mean you have been with a woman... 
My fb is bi and wants to sleep with women but never has.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one from a total stranger saying he would book me into a 5 star hotel in London, pay travel costs plus an extra £300 if I'd go and use him as a human toilet. |
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"One 'woman' sent me a message simply saying "£50 for a quickie and £200 for the whole night".
My reply was "Sorry but I don't accept cash for sex".
That was the last that I heard from her."
made me giggle! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you marry me? From a complete stranger who has no idea who I am or what I look like (apart from my boobs)."
I've had that a few times too. No prior contact, just a marriage proposal |
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"Someone asked if they could eat my poo
 ewwwww"
This was last night. I was gonna wind him up and go along with it but I was way too tired. My response was "I'm a bit bunged up at the moment. But if you can wait til Monday then sure" or something along those lines. I was nice enough to then tell him I'm winding him up but yeah xD |
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"Someone asked if they could eat my poo
ewwwww
This was last night. I was gonna wind him up and go along with it but I was way too tired. My response was "I'm a bit bunged up at the moment. But if you can wait til Monday then sure" or something along those lines. I was nice enough to then tell him I'm winding him up but yeah xD "
You should have asked for his address so you could pop it in the post |
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"Someone asked if they could eat my poo
ewwwww
This was last night. I was gonna wind him up and go along with it but I was way too tired. My response was "I'm a bit bunged up at the moment. But if you can wait til Monday then sure" or something along those lines. I was nice enough to then tell him I'm winding him up but yeah xD
You should have asked for his address so you could pop it in the post "
If I wasn't so tired that would have been my next message :') |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was offered money to play with myself while I watch a guy suck his own penis ....
To shit in his mouth (he used them words)
And generally offered money for the weirdest of things to which I simply reply I do it for free haha |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Malmesbury/Larkhill |
"£50 for a blow job, I did think this was a swingers site! They are free to the right people "
They sure are; all they cost (on fab) is months of patients and hours of writing messages, most of which never get read - yay for free stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£50 for a blow job, I did think this was a swingers site! They are free to the right people "
I got offered £150 for 10 minutes but he didn't specify ten minutes of what lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yesterday to be filled to the brim with cum 2-4 times a week until I am pregnant and today it was £50 for a blow job.
Also been offered 50 quid for used keks and to use someone as a slave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was offered 100 quid to kick a guy's balls over and over again for an hour."
There are a few women I know of in Brighton that do that, and charge a lot more! |
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"I was offered 100 quid to kick a guy's balls over and over again for an hour.
There are a few women I know of in Brighton that do that, and charge a lot more!"
I did say to him that he was taking the piss and to not insult me he'd have to pay me double lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some weirdo asked me if my keyboard is configured to a US or a UK layout. Some people, eh? 
-Courtney "
Well is it ?
I cant change my layout for some reason,
The @ key is the " key and I can't do a pound sign as it comes out as #
Nothing apart from a couple asking if they could come round to mine in the first message but that's not silly it just wasn't going to happen |
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We've been asked...If we meet single guys...If Fab works for us...And my favourite...Can I come round, move her panties to the side and look at her pussy then tuck £20 in the waistband and leave without anyone saying anything.
There's some smooth talking fuckers on here sometimes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some weirdo asked me if my keyboard is configured to a US or a UK layout. Some people, eh?
-Courtney
Well is it ?
I cant change my layout for some reason,
The @ key is the " key and I can't do a pound sign as it comes out as #
Nothing apart from a couple asking if they could come round to mine in the first message but that's not silly it just wasn't going to happen"
Depends on which computer I'm on. My laptop is in US format.
And that's twice I've been asked the silly question  |
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"Yesterday to be filled to the brim with cum 2-4 times a week until I am pregnant and today it was £50 for a blow job.
Also been offered 50 quid for used keks and to use someone as a slave."
...no-ones ever offered me £50 for my used kecks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message off a random guy asking would I wear a pair of cycling shorts for a week and then sell them to a him to wear on his head...
...Messaged out the blue, no previous message, no previous relationship to the guy...very forward!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been asked to poop in someone's mouth so he could eat it . Another guy (same day actually ) wanted me to use him as a human toilet
and another wanted me to drive a fair few miles , he would massage me then I had to sit next to him and watch him wank ... but he didn't want to have sex.
I accepted all offers ... not  |
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"I've been asked to poop in someone's mouth so he could eat it . Another guy (same day actually ) wanted me to use him as a human toilet
and another wanted me to drive a fair few miles , he would massage me then I had to sit next to him and watch him wank ... but he didn't want to have sex.
I accepted all offers ... not "
Your just to fussy |
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