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Is it too late for me to become a nun?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

hell yeah!!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"hell yeah!!!!"
bugger, i quite like the oufit too, wimple suits me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never too late.

They wear flats tho. And cardies.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Never too late.

They wear flats tho. And cardies. "
oh no id have to wear stripper shoes under my habit, cardis though i can cope with lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I read today about the tennis player Andrea Jaeger,she gave all her money to a cancer foundation and became a nun! she also claims to have lost her only Wimbledon final on purpose cos she had the hump with her dad

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

think they'd only let you in if thy were hiding you from the mob a la Sister Act - but i've sang with you and sorry to say neither of us sing like Deloris Van Cartier

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

One year I hired a nun's outfit for children in need to wear to work. We were having a charity bash in the evening so during the day I went out to the fruit and veg wholesalers to pick up some stuff. Apparently the costume was a little too realistic. I was getting funny looks as I sat on a sack of spuds waiting for one of the guys to bring me an invoiced, but not as funny a look as when they saw I was wearing trainers and getting 20 fags out of my sock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Way too late I'd say!

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

they say god is all forgiving,

but ffs,even he has his limits.

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By *arambarMan over a year ago

swindon

I think they're referring to something else when Nuns talk about their habits... I don't think they mean the "20 a day" variety.

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By *arambarMan over a year ago

swindon

Oh, and this thread reminded me of this joke.....

Two nuns went out of their convent to sell cookies. One is known as Sister Mathematical and the other as Sister Logical. It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

Sister Logical: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past half-hour?

Sister Mathematical: Yes, I wonder what he wants.

Sister Logical: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

Sister Mathematical: It's not working.

Sister Logical: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

Sister Mathematical: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

Sister Logical: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go the this way. He cannot follows us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then, Sister Logical arrives.

Sister Mathematical: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

Sister Mathematical: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

Sister Mathematical: And?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, dear! What did you do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! What happened then?

Sister Logical: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

Ba-dum tish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ahhh go on ya just want those vickers in yer knickers - admit it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So next social we can go as nuns and the men can be vicars....

Thats the only way you gonna become a nun

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

So next social we can go as nuns and the men can be vicars....

Thats the only way you gonna become a nun

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ive been walking round the house wearing my wimple and it makes me look so angelic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So next social we can go as nuns and the men can be vicars....

Thats the only way you gonna become a nun

ive been walking round the house wearing my wimple and it makes me look so angelic

The day you look and behave angelic is the day I am a skinny stick insect!

MWAH!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

So next social we can go as nuns and the men can be vicars....

Thats the only way you gonna become a nun

ive been walking round the house wearing my wimple and it makes me look so angelic

The day you look and behave angelic is the day I am a skinny stick insect!

MWAH!

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what are you trying to say?! Huh? tut tut lol

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