Funny Text I got

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The Girlfriend has agree to Anal sex wahoooooooo

but what the fook is a strap on

.....................................

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am sure that she will make sure that YOU find out, GULP, the hard way lol

By *arambarMan over a year ago

swindon

I once got this text from my ex...

"thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.

Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

As I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What the hell does 'ternative' mean?

By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I once got this text from my ex...

"thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.

Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

As I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What the hell does 'ternative' mean?

LOL