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So, from this moment on, will you please only contact us if you have no intention of meeting. 
Rant over.
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"We would like to point out from the onset. We are genuine timewasters not wannabe`s or people pretending to be, we`re the real deal. We`ve got fed up with folk recently actually contacting us looking for a meet, their cheek holds no bounds.
So, from this moment on, will you please only contact us if you have no intention of meeting.
Rant over.
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" We`ve just sent "winks" to about 50 single guys....... This is soooo much more fun. "Your an angel these men must think they have died and gone to swinging heaven. | |||
 anyway get ready I'm on my way | |||
" We`ve just sent "winks" to about 50 single guys....... This is soooo much more fun.
Your an angel these men must think they have died and gone to swinging heaven."No my plan backfired, now I`m gonna have to spend all afternoon explaining to them it was only a joke. Sad but true. | |||
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*also starts winking singles we have no interest in* | |||
" We`ve just sent "winks" to about 50 single guys....... This is soooo much more fun.
Your an angel these men must think they have died and gone to swinging heaven.
No my plan backfired, now I`m gonna have to spend all afternoon explaining to them it was only a joke. Sad but true. "*stops winking* | |||
" We`ve just sent "winks" to about 50 single guys....... This is soooo much more fun. "Well I didn't get one so you must be a timewaster. | |||
"We are also 100% genuine timewasters. If we get messages from couples/singles who haven't wasted their time reading our waste of a time profile then we, in turn, will waste our time sending a message back saying "thanks, but no thanks".... In turn, they will waste more time writing out a message calling us "timewaster". Oh yes, we are the real deal
*also starts winking singles we have no interest in*"Wow you really are going for it - I bow down to your obvious expertise!! | |||
" We`ve just sent "winks" to about 50 single guys....... This is soooo much more fun.
Well I didn't get one so you must be a timewaster. "Hold on, wait your turn, your on next years list. | |||
...ooo, that wounds rude, Wink Box... *snigger* | |||
"First time I've been glad to have an empty Wink box.
...ooo, that wounds rude, Wink Box... *snigger*"you all winked out mate | |||
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Incidentally, I'm also a cyber-person with fake boobs. | |||
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"I wonder how we could get a timewaster verification to look like? " Now that's a thinker | |||
"I am a timewaster who is so far up my own arse that I can see my own tonsils. Because I have the cheek to refuse to help out the married men who want to cheat on their wives, or the men who want to travel 150 miles "just for a coffee, honest". Yer, right!
Incidentally, I'm also a cyber-person with fake boobs. "I knew it!!! You can soooo tell the timewasters in chat... As to this timewaster veri, it could have a little thumbs down pic instead of the tick perhaps? | |||
"I wonder how we could get a timewaster verification to look like? " I`ll send you one........ soon.............. I promise......... It may not be next week though, as I have a last minute, unforseen emergency happening. | |||
"I wonder how we could get a timewaster verification to look like? I`ll send you one........ soon.............. I promise......... It may not be next week though, as I have a last minute, unforseen emergency happening. "Is that a genuine unforeseen emergency? | |||
"I wonder how we could get a timewaster verification to look like? I`ll send you one........ soon.............. I promise......... It may not be next week though, as I have a last minute, unforseen emergency happening.
Is that a genuine unforeseen emergency? "Of couse, is there any other type? | |||
"I wonder how we could get a timewaster verification to look like? " an hourglass! | |||
"I wonder how we could get a timewaster verification to look like? an hourglass!" | |||
" We`ve just sent "winks" to about 50 single guys....... This is soooo much more fun. "You didn't send me one though Boo Hoo  | |||
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