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over a year ago
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No not ever.
It's puerile and pathetic and seedy.
However ....... 
when you get horny cos you are talking to someone you know and it gets that way then it's a good taster.... BUT NEVER with a stranger and as ever I say the same ole same ole thing... it's NOT sex.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No not ever.
It's puerile and pathetic and seedy.
However .......
when you get horny cos you are talking to someone you know and it gets that way then it's a good taster.... BUT NEVER with a stranger and as ever I say the same ole same ole thing... it's NOT sex.
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my guy is away a lot so we sometimes get horny on the phone or on skype ....but its really no consolation prize.... i want the real thing and Im with u there granny never never with someone i dont know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh behave Pearl. I can imagine for Europe never mind England!
I'd rather wank alone.
I get horny if im attracted to the person on the end of the phone but never with someone ive not spoken to before.
It's laughable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No not ever.
It's puerile and pathetic and seedy.
However .......
when you get horny cos you are talking to someone you know and it gets that way then it's a good taster.... BUT NEVER with a stranger and as ever I say the same ole same ole thing... it's NOT sex.
my guy is away a lot so we sometimes get horny on the phone or on skype ....but its really no consolation prize.... i want the real thing and Im with u there granny never never with someone i dont know"
I've had a thought. I COULD do it with a stranger for money .....but that isn't a turn on it's imagination ( which Pearl has tons of ) and working creatively.
Might ask Pearl to be the Madam of my first Sex Line.... she can train the girls up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't do it with a total stranger either.
I have done it with playmates and would be playmates though, great fun!  "
So are you coming in on the business or not ? We could do it twixt our day jobs.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't do it with a total stranger either.
I have done it with playmates and would be playmates though, great fun!
So are you coming in on the business or not ? We could do it twixt our day jobs.... "
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Nah, I prefer my day job!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its ok when I'm being paid £1.50 a minute to listen to them,
but other than that it can be fun when away and not able to physically make it to GF."
Bet she's happy with her substitute. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never enjoyed phone sex as it is boring and does absolutely nothing for me at all and also for a while I did it to earn some extra money and hated it but at the time it was a means to an end, I have on my profile that I do not do phone sex but still they try |
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over a year ago
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I couldnt do it, wouldnt know what to say to be honest. I could with my guy, but then we would talk about things we have done and Id get turned on then but with strangers I would rarely be turned on by talk. And if someone said "what are you wearing" I just laugh down the phone.
The reality is that i would be wearing something goddawful, hair scraped back, flanelette pj's and fluffy slippers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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no never we only found out that people who live by you can pick phones up on radio scanners no sodding way i would do it incase a neighbours have a scanner lol even baby monitors can be picked up on scanners? |
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It's not great.
I split 2 condoms trying to fit them over my phone then I eventually managed it I couldn't hear anything.
Also apparently an iPhone isn't great ergonomically for a foofoo to take.
All in all I wont be doing it again. |
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"It's not great.
I split 2 condoms trying to fit them over my phone then I eventually managed it I couldn't hear anything.
Also apparently an iPhone isn't great ergonomically for a foofoo to take.
All in all I wont be doing it again."
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"It's not great.
I split 2 condoms trying to fit them over my phone then I eventually managed it I couldn't hear anything.
Also apparently an iPhone isn't great ergonomically for a foofoo to take.
All in all I wont be doing it again."
Did not have you down as a quitter! lol |
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"It's not great.
I split 2 condoms trying to fit them over my phone then I eventually managed it I couldn't hear anything.
Also apparently an iPhone isn't great ergonomically for a foofoo to take.
All in all I wont be doing it again.
Did not have you down as a quitter! lol"
You're right I'm not. OK assume the position dear, I have it on vibrate |
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By *trr21Man
over a year ago
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"One needs to have a very good imagination in order to do phone sex well IMHO! "
Totally agree, I have got a good imagination, and let's face it, those who have a good imagination are far more exciting at the real thing too. Perhaps phone sex is a good tool, hehe, for judging someone's bedroom potential? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's not great.
I split 2 condoms trying to fit them over my phone then I eventually managed it I couldn't hear anything.
Also apparently an iPhone isn't great ergonomically for a foofoo to take.
All in all I wont be doing it again.
Did not have you down as a quitter! lol
You're right I'm not. OK assume the position dear, I have it on vibrate "
Funny, that is usually my line!  |
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