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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Go on time to admit it, what is inaccurate about your profile? Or perhaps you simply have omitted important info?

Age has to be the most common ermmmm inaccuracy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See those abs? Christmas has totally wiped them out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not all inaccurateness is down to the profile owner

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Mine is perhaps too accurate.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

My postcode is incorrect.

The rest is true.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh go on....I will admit it!

I don't live in a dam!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"My postcode is incorrect.

The rest is true. "
I don't really live at meerkat manor

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have more than 1 or 2 piercings now. Is there an option to say more?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I forgot to lie

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

Mine 100% accurate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh go on....I will admit it!

I don't live in a dam!

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you have a great beaver though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My postcode is incorrect.

The rest is true. I don't really live at meerkat manor"

Nooooo don't say it's true! That's like saying santa doesn't exist!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive had curvy on mine for most of the time as i prwfe the word. But i thought fuck it and put large

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm now "average" body size...with a bit of a turkeytum...but hopefully not for long!

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have more than 1 or 2 piercings now. Is there an option to say more?

It does! I updated and it's technically still not true cause I have 9 holes in my ears.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm not as nice as mine implies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't live in Hogsmeade...

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Mine says I am 33 but really 34 to lazy to change it lol

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Mine says I'm a nice guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My six pack pick is a bit outdated......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine's about as accurate as I can get it! Describe my faults in glorious technicolor to avoid disappointment!

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Ive had curvy on mine for most of the time as i prwfe the word. But i thought fuck it and put large

You madam are NOT large!

Mine says 'I wanna take a ride on your disco stick'.

For one thing I've never met a man with a disco stick, and if I did the likelihood is that I wouldn't ride it. (dodgy old lady hips).

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Mine says I am 33 but really 34 to lazy to change it lol

You can't change it. Once it's done it's done. One of few things you can amend.

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By *ella-donnaWoman over a year ago

York

Just my postcode, and I age a year on here a few weeks before my real birthday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Age .. I'm YOUNGER than I say by a couple of weeks

And my name isn't Dan!

Other than that accurate, I think ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't live in fun town it's pretty boring :-/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and my name is not really Bells!!! That would be cruel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm only 5ft 2.5 inches.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name isn't Jenni

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on time to admit it, what is inaccurate about your profile? Or perhaps you simply have omitted important info?

Age has to be the most common ermmmm inaccuracy."

Only my gender.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on time to admit it, what is inaccurate about your profile? Or perhaps you simply have omitted important info?

Age has to be the most common ermmmm inaccuracy."

I don't live in Peterborough.

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I don't really know Chuck Norris!

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I don't live in fun town it's pretty boring :-/ "

Oh yes. I don't live in blue skies and butterflies town either...although it's a nice thought!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pooch wrote mine so I will leave any inaccuracies at his door lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

errrrr ours is all truth

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By *ina75Woman over a year ago

Stone

Eeermm. All of it or none of it. It's all a matter of opinion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"want to start slow"...we started with a full swap with another couple on the first night we met them...not necessarily the epitome of slow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive had curvy on mine for most of the time as i prwfe the word. But i thought fuck it and put large

You madam are NOT large!

Mine says 'I wanna take a ride on your disco stick'.

For one thing I've never met a man with a disco stick, and if I did the likelihood is that I wouldn't ride it. (dodgy old lady hips)."

Thanks sweetie but I am xx working g on it though

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Mine says fuck all except, possibly, open for business

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not in kilsyth....I'm on a train :/

And I have Christmas curves now...my pics will be accurate again in a few weeks

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Eastbourne

My age is correct, but no one ever seems to believe me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I counted 9 inaccuracies in my profile then got bored and stopped counting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a maniac shooting flaming arrows of death.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My postcode is incorrect.

The rest is true. I don't really live at meerkat manor"

Awwwwww I thought you did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was down as body type fabulous. I didn't know it meant clinically obese.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My age is out by 6 months

I make no reference to my OH in it

Take shots at me if ya like, but it's all in vain

Why ?

Because ...

* puts on best Batfink voice

'My wings are made of steeeeel'

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By *llebWoman over a year ago

Poulton Le Fylde

Everything is accurate, even my damned age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't look like my photos.. They are all at kind angles hiding my fat bits

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I am, actually, quite erudite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My age is out by 6 months

I make no reference to my OH in it

Take shots at me if ya like, but it's all in vain

Why ?

Because ...

* puts on best Batfink voice

'My wings are made of custarrrrd'

Typo corrected.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am, actually, quite erudite."

I'm Dauntless. Nice to meet you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am, actually, quite erudite.

I'm Dauntless. Nice to meet you!"

Very good!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm actually meeting anyone that asks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually meeting anyone that asks

Meet me please

Damn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slightly different age (as in months, not years), slightly different height, slightly different location, totally different name. Nothing that would shock anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive had curvy on mine for most of the time as i prwfe the word. But i thought fuck it and put large

You madam are NOT large!

Mine says 'I wanna take a ride on your disco stick'.

For one thing I've never met a man with a disco stick, and if I did the likelihood is that I wouldn't ride it. (dodgy old lady hips).

Thanks sweetie but I am xx working g on it though

You young lady are delish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sorry to say this ladies but I don't actually live in a Chocolate Factory

Everything else is true, Well apart from my name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My age is bang on however I do not have 4 paws and eat seals for dinner!

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

My name isn't Jo. About the only thing not true

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ours is honest... I red, is my nickname and I'm a bit more curvy than I was.. Still short and fat with wobbly bits.

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Newbury

Amazingly, my real name is not Jimi.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually want to be taken roughly from behind,by countless men I know nothing about and I don't want them to kiss me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My age is out by 6 months

I make no reference to my OH in it

Take shots at me if ya like, but it's all in vain

Why ?

Because ...

* puts on best Batfink voice

'My wings are made of custarrrrd'

Typo corrected.

Now I want custard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't live in a fishing village outside Birmingham, I'm now a mountain guide in Norfolk

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By *bsinthe_boyMan over a year ago

Luton

I don't think there are any inaccuracies in my profile. Why would I post inaccurate information when I am hoping someone will trust me enough to have sex with me?

Apart from that, lying simply isn't in my nature.

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

Shit we are genuinely completely fake fakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ermmm...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't live in a fishing village outside Birmingham, I'm now a mountain guide in Norfolk

Yes those little hills we have here need a lot of guiding over

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ermmm...

You don't know where to start do you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't think there are any inaccuracies in my profile. Why would I post inaccurate information when I am hoping someone will trust me enough to have sex with me?

Apart from that, lying simply isn't in my nature. "

Why does anyone lie? Hoping the lies will entice someone to have sex with them

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"I don't think there are any inaccuracies in my profile. Why would I post inaccurate information when I am hoping someone will trust me enough to have sex with me?

Apart from that, lying simply isn't in my nature.

Why does anyone lie? Hoping the lies will entice someone to have sex with them

Hmmmmm never thought of that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in Hertforshire not Greater London....few miles of fibbs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in Hertforshire not Greater London....few miles of fibbs

Keeps the stalkers from your doorstep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in Hertforshire not Greater London....few miles of fibbs

Keeps the stalkers from your doorstep

"
...Ive got a tazer so Im safe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in Hertforshire not Greater London....few miles of fibbs

Keeps the stalkers from your doorstep

...Ive got a tazer so Im safe

Not if I wear my rubber body suit

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Basically, people say all kindsa shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't live at rainbows end..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only one thing not accurate on my profile. Not a 'Couple' - FS makes me have a Couples profile because hubby is here when we accom and he likes to watch. Well he does live here after all.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS over a year ago

bournmouth/poole/Blandford

mines 100% truthful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just my name everything else spot on. There must be a lot of people running around with their pants on fire and noses I could bounce on for a week

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

my photos are actually from a professional makeover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only one thing not accurate on my profile. Not a 'Couple' - FS makes me have a Couples profile because hubby is here when we accom and he likes to watch. Well he does live here after all. "

No, I'd suggest your profile is accurate.

If there is *always* a third person involved - and that includes a voyeur - then your profile should be that of a couple.

If I came to yours I'd be meeting two people, not one. Even if I was only having sex with one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive actually started doing sub stuff again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't think there are any inaccuracies in my profile. Why would I post inaccurate information when I am hoping someone will trust me enough to have sex with me?

Apart from that, lying simply isn't in my nature.

Why does anyone lie? Hoping the lies will entice someone to have sex with them

Oh i don't actualy live in chester im just outside e

it (i put the proper post code in for distance though) but no fucker knows where my little cillage is so the nearest big town works best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just my name everything else spot on. There must be a lot of people running around with their pants on fire and noses I could bounce on for a week

Oh the image

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

Accurate here.....didn't see any point in fibbing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines accurate....other than I don't live in Tring...just nearby. I am charming...really....i am...and can accom sometimes...no wife...but I rent a room out so a lodger is about. Rest is true tho...x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Basically, people say all kindsa shit"

Inaccuracies get me shags.

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