But due to the power of the militiant Laplandish Unions he's managed to negotiate time off in lieu at 364 x hours worked for working on a Bank Holiday so he's off until Dec 24th 2016 now after tonight's shift

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"Santa is fooking raging that he is on a 24 hour night shift

Ha ha haha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He is currently in Afghanistan , delivering to all the good little taliban boys !

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

He was over my house about 50 minute ago!!

(Well the ISS was clear as day but my lad knew no different

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Where I live they've just beamed a hologram of him flying over the houses on his sleigh the kids loved it

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

He'll be here soon!

Hoping be doesnt check that list twice!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Santa hasn't come anywhere near me for years

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Santa hasn't come anywhere near me for years

You bad boy you!

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Apparently there's an app where you record your room and when you play it back it shows Santa coming in and putting presents down...

I'm trying to find it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently he is currently negotiating a course towards the tricky nether-regions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently he is currently negotiating a course towards the tricky nether-regions. "

I used to reside near the nether regions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Santa hasn't come anywhere near me for years

It's been some time since I was last touched by Santa.

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