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Just how many guys is there out there that could put there skills upto a yearly olympic challenge and there be 4 female judges . All score by 1-10 and the winner get a trophy ? Think its possible . I am that confident i would be a very good contender . Judges have to vote on both personality creativity stamina blood flow girth length etc etc ? |
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"Just how many guys is there out there that could put there skills upto a yearly olympic challenge and there be 4 female judges . All score by 1-10 and the winner get a trophy ? Think its possible . I am that confident i would be a very good contender . Judges have to vote on both personality creativity stamina blood flow girth length etc etc ? "
good job there no category of months been on here to meets ratio |
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"You're confident but you don't have any verifications?
because iv not had sex with or met anyone off here lol  "
lol..so you'll need a meet to get a vote?..shrewd  |
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"Just how many guys is there out there that could put there skills upto a yearly olympic challenge and there be 4 female judges . All score by 1-10 and the winner get a trophy ? Think its possible . I am that confident i would be a very good contender . Judges have to vote on both personality creativity stamina blood flow girth length etc etc ? "
Not sure that it's a competition. |
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"Just how many guys is there out there that could put there skills upto a yearly olympic challenge and there be 4 female judges . All score by 1-10 and the winner get a trophy ? Think its possible . I am that confident i would be a very good contender . Judges have to vote on both personality creativity stamina blood flow girth length etc etc ?
Not sure that it's a competition."
bottox and sun beds are lol |
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"Just how many guys is there out there that could put there skills upto a yearly olympic challenge and there be 4 female judges . All score by 1-10 and the winner get a trophy ? Think its possible . I am that confident i would be a very good contender . Judges have to vote on both personality creativity stamina blood flow girth length etc etc ? "
So how does this work? 4 girls all go on sex dates with each of the contenders, then mark them on predetermined categories?
The same 4 girls for consistency? Or different 4 girls for each contender?
It's a clever plan, but why not have a knock out system, ie if there's 8 candidates, have 4 quarter finals, winners thorough to the semis and another 4 dates, then the winners of that through to the final. So in the end the two finalists get 12 shags - a bit like a pyramid shagging scheme!
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"Just how many guys is there out there that could put there skills upto a yearly olympic challenge and there be 4 female judges . All score by 1-10 and the winner get a trophy ? Think its possible . I am that confident i would be a very good contender . Judges have to vote on both personality creativity stamina blood flow girth length etc etc ?
Not sure that it's a competition.
bottox and sun beds are lol "
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"Just how many guys is there out there that could put there skills upto a yearly olympic challenge and there be 4 female judges . All score by 1-10 and the winner get a trophy ? Think its possible . I am that confident i would be a very good contender . Judges have to vote on both personality creativity stamina blood flow girth length etc etc ?
So how does this work? 4 girls all go on sex dates with each of the contenders, then mark them on predetermined categories?
The same 4 girls for consistency? Or different 4 girls for each contender?
It's a clever plan, but why not have a knock out system, ie if there's 8 candidates, have 4 quarter finals, winners thorough to the semis and another 4 dates, then the winners of that through to the final. So in the end the two finalists get 12 shags - a bit like a pyramid shagging scheme!
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same 4 women throughout the heats . Week intervals between each . Heats for both 1on1 and 4on1 . How many shags does that add to ? 24 or 88 ? |
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"Just how many guys is there out there that could put there skills upto a yearly olympic challenge and there be 4 female judges . All score by 1-10 and the winner get a trophy ? Think its possible . I am that confident i would be a very good contender . Judges have to vote on both personality creativity stamina blood flow girth length etc etc ?
So how does this work? 4 girls all go on sex dates with each of the contenders, then mark them on predetermined categories?
The same 4 girls for consistency? Or different 4 girls for each contender?
It's a clever plan, but why not have a knock out system, ie if there's 8 candidates, have 4 quarter finals, winners thorough to the semis and another 4 dates, then the winners of that through to the final. So in the end the two finalists get 12 shags - a bit like a pyramid shagging scheme!
same 4 women throughout the heats . Week intervals between each . Heats for both 1on1 and 4on1 . How many shags does that add to ? 24 or 88 ? "
I'm convinced! Where do I sign? I haven't got a cats chance in hell of winning the thing but, to be honest, I'm quite happy to spectacularly crash and burn to a humiliating defeat in the first round if I can get 4 shags out of it!
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"In my experiences, guys with the "confidence" exhibited here are usually terrible shags. "
im told this happens to more women than id ever imagined . 85% of women dont even experience an orgasm ..... Shocking |
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"In my experiences, guys with the "confidence" exhibited here are usually terrible shags.
im told this happens to more women than id ever imagined . 85% of women dont even experience an orgasm ..... Shocking "
And out of curiosity where did you get that statistic from?
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"In my experiences, guys with the "confidence" exhibited here are usually terrible shags.
im told this happens to more women than id ever imagined . 85% of women dont even experience an orgasm ..... Shocking "
Of the women you've met?    |
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"In my experiences, guys with the "confidence" exhibited here are usually terrible shags.
im told this happens to more women than id ever imagined . 85% of women dont even experience an orgasm ..... Shocking
And out of curiosity where did you get that statistic from?
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on a programme on tv . Orgasm through penetrative sex it said . Dnt ask me what the program was but that 15" long american bloke was on it |
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"In my experiences, guys with the "confidence" exhibited here are usually terrible shags.
im told this happens to more women than id ever imagined . 85% of women dont even experience an orgasm ..... Shocking
Of the women you've met? "
Never been told im useless once . Quite the other way really |
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"In my experiences, guys with the "confidence" exhibited here are usually terrible shags.
im told this happens to more women than id ever imagined . 85% of women dont even experience an orgasm ..... Shocking "
Some men are very selfish. |
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"In my experiences, guys with the "confidence" exhibited here are usually terrible shags.
im told this happens to more women than id ever imagined . 85% of women dont even experience an orgasm ..... Shocking
Some men are very selfish."
im never selfish when it comes to sex . I like to take my time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my experiences, guys with the "confidence" exhibited here are usually terrible shags.
im told this happens to more women than id ever imagined . 85% of women dont even experience an orgasm ..... Shocking
And out of curiosity where did you get that statistic from?
on a programme on tv . Orgasm through penetrative sex it said . Dnt ask me what the program was but that 15" long american bloke was on it "
Most women don't anyway. It depends on how sensitive a lady's g spot is and if you find the right position. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In my experiences, guys with the "confidence" exhibited here are usually terrible shags.
im told this happens to more women than id ever imagined . 85% of women dont even experience an orgasm ..... Shocking
And out of curiosity where did you get that statistic from?
on a programme on tv . Orgasm through penetrative sex it said . Dnt ask me what the program was but that 15" long american bloke was on it
Most women don't anyway. It depends on how sensitive a lady's g spot is and if you find the right position."
what if the dicks perfect shape to not have to try and find it ? |
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"In my experiences, guys with the "confidence" exhibited here are usually terrible shags.
im told this happens to more women than id ever imagined . 85% of women dont even experience an orgasm ..... Shocking
Of the women you've met?
Never been told im useless once . Quite the other way really "
That's great that you have such a good sex life, long may it continue. Don't forget it takes two |
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"In my experiences, guys with the "confidence" exhibited here are usually terrible shags.
im told this happens to more women than id ever imagined . 85% of women dont even experience an orgasm ..... Shocking
Of the women you've met?
Never been told im useless once . Quite the other way really
That's great that you have such a good sex life, long may it continue. Don't forget it takes two "
of course . Anything less is masterbation i have a very active sex life and have had for 20 yr n been with enough to know how to fuk |
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"In my experiences, guys with the "confidence" exhibited here are usually terrible shags.
im told this happens to more women than id ever imagined . 85% of women dont even experience an orgasm ..... Shocking
And out of curiosity where did you get that statistic from?
on a programme on tv . Orgasm through penetrative sex it said . Dnt ask me what the program was but that 15" long american bloke was on it
Most women don't anyway. It depends on how sensitive a lady's g spot is and if you find the right position.
what if the dicks perfect shape to not have to try and find it ? "
I highly doubt that there's such a cock... but if there is, for me it would have a bulbous tip with a spiral pattern running down the shaft, or four inches long with a shaft about two inches in width with a head that's about five inches in circumference. If you find one of those exact designs attached to a man, give me a bell. |
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I will contribute a hinest opinion aswell as my little joke op.
Sex for me is all in the mind. I can have orgasms with the smallest of guys and nothing with the more well endowed. I dont think its technique but more how much i want them and if they turn me on enough for me to let go x |
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Those 85% of woman wont let go . You need to feel relaxed . Try picking a dumbell up and curling using yr bicep and massage it ..... Dont feel nice does it . Technique has everything to do with it . Please give us men some credit |
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Dnt ask me what the program was but that 15" long american bloke was on it
Mini Me from Austin Powers ?"
pmsfl . Haha no im fairly certain the program had jonah the airport security alert guy on . Parading up the rd in tight lycra pants |
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"Just how many guys is there out there that could put there skills upto a yearly olympic challenge and there be 4 female judges . All score by 1-10 and the winner get a trophy ? Think its possible . I am that confident i would be a very good contender . Judges have to vote on both personality creativity stamina blood flow girth length etc etc ? "
Nope,
A.I am not confident enough to compete
B. I tend to be about average so wouldn't win anyway
C. I don't feel it should be a competition because there's so many types and preferences and numbers don't really stand out when it comes to sex in most cases |
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"I'd have to do each contender twice, I'm a shit first shag. "
has a man actually told you that ? . I like to use untaught rather than shit . Shame on him |
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Can't be arsed to read the post but love competitions... so my list of limited talents are thus...
1) I can dance blindfolded in a crowded room without bumping into people (ESP)
2) I can lift my own bodyweight above my own head although it's not physically possible do that (existential thinking)
3) I can explain the banach-tarski paradox (pure math)
4) I know how many angels can dance on a pin-head (existential-theoretical-theological-mathematics)
5) I can forget what I meant to post.... erm
Christmas eh, it's all good  |
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i think your fail on the drugs test though |
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"I'd have to do each contender twice, I'm a shit first shag.
has a man actually told you that ? . I like to use untaught rather than shit . Shame on him "
Nooo that's me putting pressure on myself, first time nerves and getting a feel of the guy I'm with, always better second time and each time after. |
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"Just how many guys is there out there that could put there skills upto a yearly olympic challenge and there be 4 female judges . All score by 1-10 and the winner get a trophy ? Think its possible . I am that confident i would be a very good contender . Judges have to vote on both personality creativity stamina blood flow girth length etc etc ?
i think your fail on the drugs test though "
. like anti doping lol . Hey they could also have class heats rated whilst intoxicated or medicated |
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"I'd have to do each contender twice, I'm a shit first shag. "
Me too....but once Ive got that first 30 seconds out of the way I'm bloody fantastic...the second shag will be the best 45 seconds of your life!!!... |
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"I'd have to do each contender twice, I'm a shit first shag.
Me too....but once Ive got that first 30 seconds out of the way I'm bloody fantastic...the second shag will be the best 45 seconds of your life!!!... "
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