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over a year ago
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How come with every love boat there is a tug boat as well.
Being a good mate, would you do the tug boat if it meant your mate could have the love boat? |
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So Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!
YOU won't leave her alone,
YOU ROLL YOUR eyes; make sarcastic
comments while you're suckin' on that
chicken bone.
BUT THATS OK, YOU think you've won the
battle but I tend to disagree.
See I know you, and your Achilles Heel,
And he's standing next to me.
My non-discriminating friend
(So what that you're a cow!)
Non-discriminating friend!
(I'll fuck you anyhow!)
I know he smells of whisky
and he's had a couple rounds,
But with every shot of Jaeger
hey you loose a couple pounds!
Now baby baby baby bring the
evening to an end,
Just you and me and my pal,
and your big fat friend
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"Depends on who the mate is, but yes I probably would if it meant them being happy 
Even if they were a complete fuglie????"
Fuglies are the best ones to shag. They put everything they've got into it cos they never know when the next time's gonna be! |
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"Depends on who the mate is, but yes I probably would if it meant them being happy
Even if they were a complete fuglie????
Fuglies are the best ones to shag. They put everything they've got into it cos they never know when the next time's gonna be! "
Maybe we should just suggest swinging?....waits for the onslaught.  |
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"Depends on who the mate is, but yes I probably would if it meant them being happy
Even if they were a complete fuglie????
Fuglies are the best ones to shag. They put everything they've got into it cos they never know when the next time's gonna be!
Maybe we should just suggest swinging?....waits for the onslaught. "
Yeah, yeah, all the single guys will have nothing to moan about then.
We should call it sommat appropriate... ShagFug Week or sommat.  |
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"Depends on who the mate is, but yes I probably would if it meant them being happy
Even if they were a complete fuglie????
Fuglies are the best ones to shag. They put everything they've got into it cos they never know when the next time's gonna be!
Maybe we should just suggest swinging?....waits for the onslaught.
Yeah, yeah, all the single guys will have nothing to moan about then.
We should call it sommat appropriate... ShagFug Week or sommat. "
fugfest?. |
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"No I don't do no tug boats
I prefer a speed boat
Really? dammit, I am modelled on the titanic!"
You mean you're good at going down and taking seamen?
If you believe in karma - what goes around comes around and you'll get your reward... |
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"No I don't do no tug boats
I prefer a speed boat
Really? dammit, I am modelled on the titanic!
You mean you're good at going down and taking seamen?
If you believe in karma - what goes around comes around and you'll get your reward..."
Nope, I am a large wreck! |
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"No I don't do no tug boats
I prefer a speed boat
Really? dammit, I am modelled on the titanic!
You mean you're good at going down and taking seamen?
If you believe in karma - what goes around comes around and you'll get your reward...
Nope, I am a large wreck!"
It's Friday, you're bound to feel a wreck. As for size, I haven't viewed your profile so am defo not going to get into that territory! I hope someone 'raises you up' soon then. |
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"Depends on who the mate is, but yes I probably would if it meant them being happy
Even if they were a complete fuglie????
Fuglies are the best ones to shag. They put everything they've got into it cos they never know when the next time's gonna be! "
are they the ones with canckles? |
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"Depends on who the mate is, but yes I probably would if it meant them being happy
Even if they were a complete fuglie????
Fuglies are the best ones to shag. They put everything they've got into it cos they never know when the next time's gonna be!
are they the ones with canckles? "
Yep, them's the ones. Thought you were going for a drink in toon?
Spoke to Siren about it and she said next time give us a week's notice so we sort littleun out with a sitter and we'll join ya. |
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