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over a year ago
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"I'd rather eat my own earwax. 
Do you expect women to swallow though? "
No not at all and I wouldn't ask one too. If she does then I think that is something special. |
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over a year ago
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"Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol"
Were you researching this or did you find out by accident....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol"
that would only be clever if you could also take 'wildlife' photos of bonking couples at the same time!  |
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"Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol
Were you researching this or did you find out by accident....?"
maybe he was yawning..  |
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In 1973, Fidel Castro, Communist President of Revolutionary Cuba said
"The US will come and talk to us when they have a black president and the world has a Latin American Pope".
I don't subscribe to his political viewpoint but I truly admire his clairvoyant abilities.
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"Lol well it's like snowballing but solo
I like you,you're not getting arsey with peoples replies "
Of course not, everyone is entitled to there opinion as am I
I like the taste of my own cum is that so bad lol |
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"Lol well it's like snowballing but solo
I like you,you're not getting arsey with peoples replies
Of course not, everyone is entitled to there opinion as am I
I like the taste of my own cum is that so bad lol"
No,but sometimes people sulk when no-one agrees with them |
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"Lol well it's like snowballing but solo
I like you,you're not getting arsey with peoples replies
Of course not, everyone is entitled to there opinion as am I
I like the taste of my own cum is that so bad lol
No,but sometimes people sulk when no-one agrees with them"
Sometimes people do it because they want a reaction lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!
Gotta cum up there without a condom first 
...and?
Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid  "
Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex. |
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"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!
Gotta cum up there without a condom first
...and?
Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid
Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex. "
Just looked at your threads and can't see it? |
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"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!
Gotta cum up there without a condom first
...and?
Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid
Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex. "
Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!
Gotta cum up there without a condom first
...and?
Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid
Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.
Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago"
The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble. |
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"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!
Gotta cum up there without a condom first
...and?
Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid
Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.
Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago
The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble. "
It's your business only xxx |
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"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!
Gotta cum up there without a condom first
...and?
Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid
Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.
Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago
The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble. "
Oops,not quite what you had in mind I'm sure. Things don't alway's go to plan or as you imagine them to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!
Gotta cum up there without a condom first
...and?
Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid
Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.
Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago
The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble. "
Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits?  . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha good for you op, have fun 
At least one person doesn't think it's wrong lol"
I dont have an opinion really.
What id say to anyone who thinks its gross do you like a good snog after someones cum in your mouth? 
I do..caring is sharing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!
Gotta cum up there without a condom first
...and?
Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid
Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.
Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago
The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.
Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge. "
Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!
Gotta cum up there without a condom first
...and?
Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid
Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.
Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago
The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.
Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge.
Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly. "
No, it's ok I've read enough..each to their own. Yadda yadda |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!
Gotta cum up there without a condom first
...and?
Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid
Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.
Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago
The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.
Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge.
Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly.
No, it's ok I've read enough..each to their own. Yadda yadda"
So it's ok to rude and abusive to me is it by insinuating that I have a rancid fanny and that I need to seek medical advice.
I'm hurt and upset by this comment. |
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"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!
Gotta cum up there without a condom first
...and?
Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid
Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.
Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago
The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.
Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge.
Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly.
No, it's ok I've read enough..each to their own. Yadda yadda
So it's ok to rude and abusive to me is it by insinuating that I have a rancid fanny and that I need to seek medical advice.
I'm hurt and upset by this comment. "
Just ignore the post some people get off on being rude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!
Gotta cum up there without a condom first
...and?
Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid
Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.
Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago
The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.
Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge.
Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly.
No, it's ok I've read enough..each to their own. Yadda yadda
So it's ok to rude and abusive to me is it by insinuating that I have a rancid fanny and that I need to seek medical advice.
I'm hurt and upset by this comment. "
Oh well, that's a shame .
I'm hurt thay you implied your fanny smells of opal fruits. Makingy fanny feel inferior. She's sobbing. I hope you're happy now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!
Gotta cum up there without a condom first
...and?
Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid
Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.
Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago
The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.
Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge.
Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly.
No, it's ok I've read enough..each to their own. Yadda yadda
So it's ok to rude and abusive to me is it by insinuating that I have a rancid fanny and that I need to seek medical advice.
I'm hurt and upset by this comment.
Just ignore the post some people get off on being rude "
Are you the crutch? That's nice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!
Gotta cum up there without a condom first
...and?
Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid
Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.
Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago
The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.
Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge.
Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly.
No, it's ok I've read enough..each to their own. Yadda yadda
So it's ok to rude and abusive to me is it by insinuating that I have a rancid fanny and that I need to seek medical advice.
I'm hurt and upset by this comment.
Oh well, that's a shame .
I'm hurt thay you implied your fanny smells of opal fruits. Makingy fanny feel inferior. She's sobbing. I hope you're happy now "
I'm trying to have a shit like, can't wipe my bum because I have to respond to you, I said I like it to taste nice, sometimes a man going down on you can make you a little bit aware of yourself, I like to ensure that it is nice and fresh n tasty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry did someone say something?! "
You laughed at a comment alluring to her being a murder. For sitting on mens faces. Is that not rude?
If you're wanting to lick arse, think of your own comments before picking out others. Your greenhouse isn't shatterproof.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry did someone say something?!
You laughed at a comment alluring to her being a murder. For sitting on mens faces. Is that not rude?
If you're wanting to lick arse, think of your own comments before picking out others. Your greenhouse isn't shatterproof.
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Murderer* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol
i can because i can self suck
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I've seen that on cam! Awesome. Is it not like tickling yourself though? Doesn't feel as good when you do it yourself? |
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"Sorry did someone say something?!
You laughed at a comment alluring to her being a murder. For sitting on mens faces. Is that not rude?
If you're wanting to lick arse, think of your own comments before picking out others. Your greenhouse isn't shatterproof.
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That's because my greenhouse doesn't exist,which in this weather would be an absolute bugger do you not feel. All that worry about shattered glass,my oh my I don't need the worry to be honest,I'll just stick to Morrisons although I do tend to shop in Tescos nowadays,I find they have less queue's. |
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"Sorry did someone say something?!
You laughed at a comment alluring to her being a murder. For sitting on mens faces. Is that not rude?
If you're wanting to lick arse, think of your own comments before picking out others. Your greenhouse isn't shatterproof.
That's because my greenhouse doesn't exist,which in this weather would be an absolute bugger do you not feel. All that worry about shattered glass,my oh my I don't need the worry to be honest,I'll just stick to Morrisons although I do tend to shop in Tescos nowadays,I find they have less queue's."
Oh and I only lick guy's arses thankyou... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!
Gotta cum up there without a condom first
...and?
Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid
Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.
Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago
The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.
Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge.
Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly.
No, it's ok I've read enough..each to their own. Yadda yadda
So it's ok to rude and abusive to me is it by insinuating that I have a rancid fanny and that I need to seek medical advice.
I'm hurt and upset by this comment.
Oh well, that's a shame .
I'm hurt thay you implied your fanny smells of opal fruits. Makingy fanny feel inferior. She's sobbing. I hope you're happy now
I'm trying to have a shit like, can't wipe my bum because I have to respond to you, I said I like it to taste nice, sometimes a man going down on you can make you a little bit aware of yourself, I like to ensure that it is nice and fresh n tasty. "
Maybe put the phone down, you're phones covered in shit spores now. At 38 I'm pretty sure my body has coped thus far. Maybe it's what you put into your body, inbetween cleansing your twat for men, that's the oddity here. Not other peoples replies. However you choose to please your men, is your business but I'd prefer my vagina taste natural.
Funnily enough I've never had anyone ask for a 10p mix-up in place of it. So I'm ok for now but if Deliah brings a 'Purge Your Pussy' book out. I'd be sure to do her for royalties, if I were you. |
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"Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol"
That's all well and good Mr. Facesitinglover, but as your Proctologist can I please ask you to stop doing it during your rectal examination! Thank you. |
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