"Never fanny about on a Yacht.
want to expand on that?"
You'll fall overboard and drown.
After hours,perhaps days of utter terror, knowing theres no way out.
And all because you thought you'd have a 'bit of a lark'.
Wait.
Hang on.
Thinking about it now.
If you're the kind of git who would think that fannying about on a yacht would be a 'bit of a lark', then you should.
"Sploosh"
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"Never fanny about on a Yacht.
want to expand on that?
You'll fall overboard and drown.
After hours,perhaps days of utter terror, knowing theres no way out.
And all because you thought you'd have a 'bit of a lark'.
Wait.
Hang on.
Thinking about it now.
If you're the kind of git who would think that fannying about on a yacht would be a 'bit of a lark', then you should.
"Sploosh"
One less wanker."
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"Don't try to be a smart arse when going through customs at American airports.
Trust me, the customs officials really DO NOT have a sense of humour!  "
You are absoloutely right - seen it for myself at JFK  |
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"Don't try to be a smart arse when going through customs at American airports.
Trust me, the customs officials really DO NOT have a sense of humour!
You are absoloutely right - seen it for myself at JFK "
Agree.
Though by 'customs officials' He may mean 'Americans'.
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"Never drink a milkshake before going on a Rollercoaster. Mina xxx
Ooh, was that you on Jim'll Fix It, Mina?Whats that?Mina xxx"
PLEASE tell me that you're not too young to know what it is, please??!!
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"Never drink a milkshake before going on a Rollercoaster. Mina xxx
Ooh, was that you on Jim'll Fix It, Mina?Whats that?Mina xxx"
Have a look on YouTube for "Jim'll Fix It Rollercoaster"... it's a classic clip from the 80s.
You're making me feel very old now, Mina  |
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