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"Right Fabsters, New Year new start and all that, so let’s try this one. In a shameless rip-off of the same thread which seems to be going quite well in the Scotland Room and with the intention of being con rather than de structive, rate the profile of the person above you on this thread. Mark the profile 1-10, 1 being the lowest and ten being, well, me. We want a rating, and couple of sentences or so on why it is good/bad, and where it could be improved. As a guide, let’s mark lower rather than higher. If everyone gives 8’s & 9’s all the time just to be polite, it’s not so good. Think of a 6 as being someone you’d meet, and a 7 or 8 being someone you’d make a big effort to meet. (but don't rate them on 'meetability' from your perspective - just rate the profile. ONLY comment on the person immediately above you. You can come back in and comment on another profile, but let’s not get into a huge debate about just one. RULES – Be honest, but not to the point of brutality. Be complimentary, but remember nobody like an arse kisser. Do NOT be a Cunt. (this covers stupid cunt, smart cunt, offensive cunt and any and all other forms of cuntage, as defined by me.) Take any suggestions/criticisms/observations about your profile in the spirit in which they were made. (i.e don’t go in the cream puff) I reserve the right to ask a Mod to pull this thread and it’s contents at any time if it all kicks off. " I dont understand  | |||
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"Right Fabsters, New Year new start and all that, so let’s try this one. In a shameless rip-off of the same thread which seems to be going quite well in the Scotland Room and with the intention of being con rather than de structive, rate the profile of the person above you on this thread. Mark the profile 1-10, 1 being the lowest and ten being, well, me. We want a rating, and couple of sentences or so on why it is good/bad, and where it could be improved. As a guide, let’s mark lower rather than higher. If everyone gives 8’s & 9’s all the time just to be polite, it’s not so good. Think of a 6 as being someone you’d meet, and a 7 or 8 being someone you’d make a big effort to meet. (but don't rate them on 'meetability' from your perspective - just rate the profile. ONLY comment on the person immediately above you. You can come back in and comment on another profile, but let’s not get into a huge debate about just one. RULES – Be honest, but not to the point of brutality. Be complimentary, but remember nobody like an arse kisser. Do NOT be a Cunt. (this covers stupid cunt, smart cunt, offensive cunt and any and all other forms of cuntage, as defined by me.) Take any suggestions/criticisms/observations about your profile in the spirit in which they were made. (i.e don’t go in the cream puff) I reserve the right to ask a Mod to pull this thread and it’s contents at any time if it all kicks off. " Admit it....you are bored | |||
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"8 out of 10 for the photos alone" i think yours deserves a SEVEN.... ........ | |||
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"10/10 cause she lovely xx "Love the new Pic Soapy xx | |||
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"ohhhhhhhh ive got some stripy socks you can have! they are currently residing in the 'whatdoidowiththesechristmaspresentbox' - but i could rescue them for you if you are in need! "A definate 6, pushing 7 xxx | |||
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"ohhhhhhhh ive got some stripy socks you can have! they are currently residing in the 'whatdoidowiththesechristmaspresentbox' - but i could rescue them for you if you are in need!
A definate 6, pushing 7 xxx"7 | |||
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"ohhhhhhhh ive got some stripy socks you can have! they are currently residing in the 'whatdoidowiththesechristmaspresentbox' - but i could rescue them for you if you are in need!
A definate 6, pushing 7 xxx
7"An easy 7. Good description, clear and honest. Lacking a male pic. | |||
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"ohhhhhhhh ive got some stripy socks you can have! they are currently residing in the 'whatdoidowiththesechristmaspresentbox' - but i could rescue them for you if you are in need!
A definate 6, pushing 7 xxx"8/9 @ _thwalescpl.... Naughty but nice!!! | |||
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"ohhhhhhhh ive got some stripy socks you can have! they are currently residing in the 'whatdoidowiththesechristmaspresentbox' - but i could rescue them for you if you are in need!
A definate 6, pushing 7 xxx
7"A good 7, love the bit about Sydney Uni at the end!! | |||
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"ohhhhhhhh ive got some stripy socks you can have! they are currently residing in the 'whatdoidowiththesechristmaspresentbox' - but i could rescue them for you if you are in need!
A definate 6, pushing 7 xxx
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An easy 7. Good description, clear and honest. Lacking a male pic."I am in 2 of the 3 visible? | |||
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"8 the profile is good and the photos are hot x" hh37 | |||
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"8 the profile is good and the photos are hot x hh37" No male pic - drop a point for HH37 | |||
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"For slutty-ho-bag-bitch... I'm tempted to do a 10 for the name alone but having looked at your profile I figure it deserves a 10 regardless... good chat, great pics! "Skool Rules are for the benefit of all. She is NOT going to fuck you just 'cos you gave her a ten. (see me after school) | |||
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"_ingleguy1973 good profile 7 good pics 7 face pic i would have given a 8 "you aint seen what i look like lol | |||
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"_ingleguy1973 good profile 7 good pics 7 face pic i would have given a 8
you aint seen what i look like lol "thats why im waiting for a message with ya face pic | |||
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"For slutty-ho-bag-bitch... I'm tempted to do a 10 for the name alone but having looked at your profile I figure it deserves a 10 regardless... good chat, great pics!
Skool Rules are for the benefit of all.
She is NOT going to fuck you just 'cos you gave her a ten.
(see me after school)"Are you going to give me one? | |||
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"For slutty-ho-bag-bitch... I'm tempted to do a 10 for the name alone but having looked at your profile I figure it deserves a 10 regardless... good chat, great pics!
Skool Rules are for the benefit of all.
She is NOT going to fuck you just 'cos you gave her a ten.
(see me after school)
Are you going to give me one? "No, you're a 7 Dirty Girl. | |||
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"For slutty-ho-bag-bitch... I'm tempted to do a 10 for the name alone but having looked at your profile I figure it deserves a 10 regardless... good chat, great pics!
Skool Rules are for the benefit of all.
She is NOT going to fuck you just 'cos you gave her a ten.
(see me after school)
Are you going to give me one?
No, you're a 7 Dirty Girl.
"and your a 8 xx | |||
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"sexy-lips - 7 xxx" 7 xxxxxxx | |||
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"Sexy lips 3 xx" Let us know how that works out for you.. I'll rate Soapy as a 7. Profile has been thought through & takes a different tack. Not a bad idea atall. | |||
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"Sexy lips 3 xx Let us know how that works out for you.. I'll rate Soapy as a 7. Profile has been thought through & takes a different tack. Not a bad idea atall. " Cause i had ta cook tea lol xx | |||
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"Sexy lips 3 xx Let us know how that works out for you.. I'll rate Soapy as a 7. Profile has been thought through & takes a different tack. Not a bad idea atall. Cause i had ta cook tea lol xx" soapy 2 cause i only got half a roast dinner | |||
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"Sexy lips 3 xx Let us know how that works out for you.. I'll rate Soapy as a 7. Profile has been thought through & takes a different tack. Not a bad idea atall. Cause i had ta cook tea lol xx soapy 2 cause i only got half a roast dinner "Take your domestic to another thread! | |||
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"have to rate our own as a 1 as nobody ever looks at it "AandK 7 for profile and 7 for pics ive looked at it | |||
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"For slutty-ho-bag-bitch... I'm tempted to do a 10 for the name alone but having looked at your profile I figure it deserves a 10 regardless... good chat, great pics!
Skool Rules are for the benefit of all.
She is NOT going to fuck you just 'cos you gave her a ten.
(see me after school)"How do you know, maybe I like fucking ten givers | |||
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"have to rate our own as a 1 as nobody ever looks at it "For the somewhat needy sounding AandK, who i'm sure fet a LOT of views, i'll give a 6. Which would be an easy 7 with a male pic. | |||
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"Soapy gets ma first 10 - insanity is prevalent as is a face and the text is good too
I don't care if he's nice "11 | |||
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"For slutty-ho-bag-bitch... I'm tempted to do a 10 for the name alone but having looked at your profile I figure it deserves a 10 regardless... good chat, great pics!
Skool Rules are for the benefit of all.
She is NOT going to fuck you just 'cos you gave her a ten.
(see me after school)
How do you know, maybe I like fucking ten givers "For further clarity; You like 'fucking ten givers'. OR You like 'fucking' ten givers? And Slutty ho hag bitch is an 8 | |||
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"For slutty-ho-bag-bitch... I'm tempted to do a 10 for the name alone but having looked at your profile I figure it deserves a 10 regardless... good chat, great pics!
Skool Rules are for the benefit of all.
She is NOT going to fuck you just 'cos you gave her a ten.
(see me after school)
How do you know, maybe I like fucking ten givers
For further clarity;
You like 'fucking ten givers'.
OR
You like 'fucking' ten givers?
And Slutty ho hag bitch is an 8"Well I'd prefer at least half and half five givers, five takers. Otherwise it's a lot of hard work on my part  | |||
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"For slutty-ho-bag-bitch... I'm tempted to do a 10 for the name alone but having looked at your profile I figure it deserves a 10 regardless... good chat, great pics!
Skool Rules are for the benefit of all.
She is NOT going to fuck you just 'cos you gave her a ten.
(see me after school)
How do you know, maybe I like fucking ten givers
For further clarity;
You like 'fucking ten givers'.
OR
You like 'fucking' ten givers?
And Slutty ho hag bitch is an 8
Well I'd prefer at least half and half five givers, five takers. Otherwise it's a lot of hard work on my part "Goes down to a 7 for her attitude to 'hard work on my part'. | |||
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"iconic... well written and classy photos 8/10" Agree completely re Iconic. But knock a point off for no male pics - I have to be consistent!! | |||
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"For slutty-ho-bag-bitch... I'm tempted to do a 10 for the name alone but having looked at your profile I figure it deserves a 10 regardless... good chat, great pics!
Skool Rules are for the benefit of all.
She is NOT going to fuck you just 'cos you gave her a ten.
(see me after school)
How do you know, maybe I like fucking ten givers
For further clarity;
You like 'fucking ten givers'.
OR
You like 'fucking' ten givers?
And Slutty ho hag bitch is an 8
Well I'd prefer at least half and half five givers, five takers. Otherwise it's a lot of hard work on my part
Goes down to a 7 for her attitude to 'hard work on my part'."Can I go back up to an 8 for honesty? | |||
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"have to rate our own as a 1 as nobody ever looks at it
For the somewhat needy sounding AandK, who i'm sure fet a LOT of views, i'll give a 6.
Which would be an easy 7 with a male pic."who do you think are holding hands then? pmsl thanks folks for your ratings suppose I better do some perv...... dam it researching and scoring myself now | |||
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"have to rate our own as a 1 as nobody ever looks at it
For the somewhat needy sounding AandK, who i'm sure fet a LOT of views, i'll give a 6.
Which would be an easy 7 with a male pic.
who do you think are holding hands then? pmsl
thanks folks for your ratings suppose I better do some perv...... dam it researching and scoring myself now "Oh, I know it's him. But the 'speacialist equipment' may lead some people to think your are into the more 'esoteric' end of swinging. Let's see what he LOOKS like. | |||
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"Can I go back up to an 8 for honesty? "Depends. Are you fluttering your eyelashes and looking coy as you ask? (remember -the Jury is incredibly shallow..) | |||
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"damn it rated everyone and then hit the wrong button and lost the lot!!!! "*considers extra point for 'cute goofiness'* | |||
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"Can I go back up to an 8 for honesty?
Depends.
Are you fluttering your eyelashes and looking coy as you ask?
(remember -the Jury is incredibly shallow..)"I'm doing whatever you want. I want my 8 back! | |||
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"Can I go back up to an 8 for honesty?
Depends.
Are you fluttering your eyelashes and looking coy as you ask?
(remember -the Jury is incredibly shallow..)
I'm doing whatever you want. I want my 8 back! "8 it is. (the jury knows she's just saying what I want to hear. But the jury is happy with current level of shallowness) | |||
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_ensualfire88 - 5/10 not a bad profile but can't distinguish between boys and girls 
Slutty-ho-bag-bitch - 9/10 cos I just luv the name
Iconic1 - 4/10 profile is great but again she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_thwalescpl - 7/10 informative but I need to be invited to Wales to check out the pictures
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Peridot - 10/10 cos I love her xxxxxx
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"right lets try again sexy-lips - 10/10 cos she is cariad69 - 4/10 profile is great but she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_ensualfire88 - 5/10 not a bad profile but can't distinguish between boys and girls
Slutty-ho-bag-bitch - 9/10 cos I just luv the name
Iconic1 - 4/10 profile is great but again she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_thwalescpl - 7/10 informative but I need to be invited to Wales to check out the pictures
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Peridot - 10/10 cos I love her xxxxxx
"Now I feel entirely neglected! | |||
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"right lets try again sexy-lips - 10/10 cos she is cariad69 - 4/10 profile is great but she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_ensualfire88 - 5/10 not a bad profile but can't distinguish between boys and girls
Slutty-ho-bag-bitch - 9/10 cos I just luv the name
Iconic1 - 4/10 profile is great but again she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_thwalescpl - 7/10 informative but I need to be invited to Wales to check out the pictures
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Peridot - 10/10 cos I love her xxxxxx
"AandK are awarded a rare BONUS POINT, for humour, creativity, and willingness to show a level of shallowness the jury approves of. | |||
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"Now I feel entirely neglected! "me too | |||
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"Now I feel entirely neglected!
me too "and me | |||
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"right lets try again sexy-lips - 10/10 cos she is cariad69 - 4/10 profile is great but she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_ensualfire88 - 5/10 not a bad profile but can't distinguish between boys and girls
Slutty-ho-bag-bitch - 9/10 cos I just luv the name
Iconic1 - 4/10 profile is great but again she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_thwalescpl - 7/10 informative but I need to be invited to Wales to check out the pictures
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Peridot - 10/10 cos I love her xxxxxx
Now I feel entirely neglected! "DirtyGirl - 8/10 lovely retrostyle pics and well thought out text but there is one big mistake ......... the upper age limit  | |||
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"right lets try again sexy-lips - 10/10 cos she is cariad69 - 4/10 profile is great but she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_ensualfire88 - 5/10 not a bad profile but can't distinguish between boys and girls
Slutty-ho-bag-bitch - 9/10 cos I just luv the name
Iconic1 - 4/10 profile is great but again she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_thwalescpl - 7/10 informative but I need to be invited to Wales to check out the pictures
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Peridot - 10/10 cos I love her xxxxxx
Now I feel entirely neglected! "9 for you Dirty Girl. Love the profile text, even though it's long it makes me chuckle. Pics are classy, alas, in the interests of consistency, canny see your face properly so sticking with my motto -- no face, no 10 | |||
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"An ingenious campaign of Jury tampering by BrummieJac gets her lifted from a 7 to an 8. (asking for a ten is however, frowned upon)" would a BJ give me a 10 | |||
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"right lets try again sexy-lips - 10/10 cos she is cariad69 - 4/10 profile is great but she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_ensualfire88 - 5/10 not a bad profile but can't distinguish between boys and girls
Slutty-ho-bag-bitch - 9/10 cos I just luv the name
Iconic1 - 4/10 profile is great but again she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_thwalescpl - 7/10 informative but I need to be invited to Wales to check out the pictures
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Peridot - 10/10 cos I love her xxxxxx
Now I feel entirely neglected!
DirtyGirl - 8/10 lovely retrostyle pics and well thought out text but there is one big mistake ......... the upper age limit "appologises to singleguy 1973 and flicknlicks but as it is A doing the ratings and he isn't into the boys you'll have to wait until K wakes up lol | |||
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"Had I been at Chams last night I would have been following you around all nite like a dog "rating increased to 10/10 xxxx | |||
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"right lets try again sexy-lips - 10/10 cos she is cariad69 - 4/10 profile is great but she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_ensualfire88 - 5/10 not a bad profile but can't distinguish between boys and girls
Slutty-ho-bag-bitch - 9/10 cos I just luv the name
Iconic1 - 4/10 profile is great but again she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_thwalescpl - 7/10 informative but I need to be invited to Wales to check out the pictures
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Peridot - 10/10 cos I love her xxxxxx
"Were you at Newport Chams? Sorry but I'm pretty shy lol | |||
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"Now I feel entirely neglected!
me too
and me "7 - liked the text - not enough pics and of course, no face = no 10. I've never looked at so many profiles lol it's quite interesting putting bodies/faces to names | |||
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"An ingenious campaign of Jury tampering by BrummieJac gets her lifted from a 7 to an 8. (asking for a ten is however, frowned upon) would a BJ give me a 10 "BrummieJac back to a 7 for forgetting that Jury tampering is best done in Private, not public. | |||
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"ANYONE who has whined about being 'neglected' will automatically have a point deducted from their score, we can get 'whiny' on any number of threads on here. (and before you sneaky fuckers all give each other a ten - i'm watching you)" Hahaha... too slow droopy drawers... I just got a 9 from slutty-ho-bag-bitch so my whinge paid off!! *flicks v's* | |||
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"don't rate mine." a 3 for being negative | |||
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"ANYONE who has whined about being 'neglected' will automatically have a point deducted from their score, we can get 'whiny' on any number of threads on here. (and before you sneaky fuckers all give each other a ten - i'm watching you)" *upgrading everyone to a 10!* | |||
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"don't rate mine. a 3 for being negative " thanks | |||
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"right lets try again sexy-lips - 10/10 cos she is cariad69 - 4/10 profile is great but she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_ensualfire88 - 5/10 not a bad profile but can't distinguish between boys and girls
Slutty-ho-bag-bitch - 9/10 cos I just luv the name
Iconic1 - 4/10 profile is great but again she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_thwalescpl - 7/10 informative but I need to be invited to Wales to check out the pictures
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Peridot - 10/10 cos I love her xxxxxx
Were you at Newport Chams? Sorry but I'm pretty shy lol "nope was at a very crowded Darlaston - now I suppose I've got to increase your score? 9/10 | |||
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"right lets try again sexy-lips - 10/10 cos she is cariad69 - 4/10 profile is great but she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_ensualfire88 - 5/10 not a bad profile but can't distinguish between boys and girls
Slutty-ho-bag-bitch - 9/10 cos I just luv the name
Iconic1 - 4/10 profile is great but again she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_thwalescpl - 7/10 informative but I need to be invited to Wales to check out the pictures
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Peridot - 10/10 cos I love her xxxxxx
Were you at Newport Chams? Sorry but I'm pretty shy lol
nope was at a very crowded Darlaston - now I suppose I've got to increase your score? 9/10"Phew I'd hate to think I'd missed an opportunity of at least meeting you :P I was in a not-so-busy Newport. Thanks x | |||
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"right lets try again sexy-lips - 10/10 cos she is cariad69 - 4/10 profile is great but she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_ensualfire88 - 5/10 not a bad profile but can't distinguish between boys and girls
Slutty-ho-bag-bitch - 9/10 cos I just luv the name
Iconic1 - 4/10 profile is great but again she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_thwalescpl - 7/10 informative but I need to be invited to Wales to check out the pictures
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Peridot - 10/10 cos I love her xxxxxx
Were you at Newport Chams? Sorry but I'm pretty shy lol
nope was at a very crowded Darlaston - now I suppose I've got to increase your score? 9/10"10 to you guys for imagining people at the club you were in last night. Such creativity can't be a bad thing | |||
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"right lets try again sexy-lips - 10/10 cos she is cariad69 - 4/10 profile is great but she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_ensualfire88 - 5/10 not a bad profile but can't distinguish between boys and girls
Slutty-ho-bag-bitch - 9/10 cos I just luv the name
Iconic1 - 4/10 profile is great but again she DIDN'T say hi at Chams last night
_thwalescpl - 7/10 informative but I need to be invited to Wales to check out the pictures
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Peridot - 10/10 cos I love her xxxxxx
Were you at Newport Chams? Sorry but I'm pretty shy lol
nope was at a very crowded Darlaston - now I suppose I've got to increase your score? 9/10
10 to you guys for imagining people at the club you were in last night. Such creativity can't be a bad thing "creativity is about all we have left lol | |||
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"Imalady.....6.....nice pics and luv the quote at the end!!" its plagiarised ......cant lay claim to it |!! | |||
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"Slutty ho bag and Dirty Girl are now on an official warning from the judging panel. Any further transgressions will be dealt with severley." Now there's a threesome! Bring it on bozo! | |||
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"Slutty ho bag and Dirty Girl are now on an official warning from the judging panel. Any further transgressions will be dealt with severley." Excellent Dirty Girl, our evil plan worked
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"Slutty ho bag and Dirty Girl are now on an official warning from the judging panel. Any further transgressions will be dealt with severley. Excellent Dirty Girl, our evil plan worked
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"Slutty ho bag and Dirty Girl are now on an official warning from the judging panel. Any further transgressions will be dealt with severley. Now there's a threesome! Bring it on bozo! "Hey I cum to Edinburgh every month - even scheduled for twice in January | |||
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"Now I feel entirely neglected!
me too
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7 - liked the text - not enough pics and of course, no face = no 10.
I've never looked at so many profiles lol it's quite interesting putting bodies/faces to names "Yayyyyyyyyyyy im happy with that, thankyou kind lady x
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"*considers forming special 'discplinary hearing' for transgressors* " with whips and paddles? | |||
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"*considers forming special 'discplinary hearing' for transgressors* with whips and paddles?" Oh stop it, you're making me come over all unnecessary | |||
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"*considers forming special 'discplinary hearing' for transgressors* with whips and paddles?" Was thinking more making them 'do it' while I watched. That'll tech 'em. | |||
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"*considers forming special 'discplinary hearing' for transgressors* with whips and paddles? Oh stop it, you're making me come over all unnecessary "because I'm a gentleman I will not write in public what I'm thinking | |||
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"everybody 10 out of 10 even the ones with no pics "You'll end up on a disciplinary if you're not careful | |||
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"*considers forming special 'discplinary hearing' for transgressors* with whips and paddles? Oh stop it, you're making me come over all unnecessary
because I'm a gentleman I will not write in public what I'm thinking "I didn't realise you were a gentleman, dammit, sorry...down to an 8 for that | |||
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"Now inundated with PM's from people asking to be part of the 'disciplinary hearing'. " Is that no the fun bit? | |||
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"*considers forming special 'discplinary hearing' for transgressors* with whips and paddles? Was thinking more making them 'do it' while I watched. That'll tech 'em. " I think it would definitely show me the error of my ways | |||
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"actually I've just done a re-evaluation of all profiles and 50% of all marks awarded have been deducted for those who's age preferances don't include me "I think that's fair | |||
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"actually I've just done a re-evaluation of all profiles and 50% of all marks awarded have been deducted for those who's age preferances don't include me
I think that's fair "damn it now I'm gonna have to upgrade you for being so nice and understanding. 1 point regained | |||
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"actually I've just done a re-evaluation of all profiles and 50% of all marks awarded have been deducted for those who's age preferances don't include me
I think that's fair
damn it now I'm gonna have to upgrade you for being so nice and understanding. 1 point regained "*evil grin* | |||
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"actually I've just done a re-evaluation of all profiles and 50% of all marks awarded have been deducted for those who's age preferances don't include me
I think that's fair
damn it now I'm gonna have to upgrade you for being so nice and understanding. 1 point regained
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"SimoneJ... plenty of detail and nice pics 8 out of 10" 7/10 - nice selection of pics but not enough verifications - would like to help him out there | |||
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"SimoneJ... plenty of detail and nice pics 8 out of 10 7/10 - nice selection of pics but not enough verifications - would like to help him out there "if only evesham wasnt so far away | |||
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"This is a good thread. Can I just point out how nicely everyone can get along when they try. (apart from the people taking complete liberties with the scoring system to try and get a shag of course. They are just selfish bastards)" | |||
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"This is a good thread. Can I just point out how nicely everyone can get along when they try. (apart from the people taking complete liberties with the scoring system to try and get a shag of course. They are just selfish bastards)" and ive had 3 people look at my profile which could be some sort of record | |||
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"SimoneJ... plenty of detail and nice pics 8 out of 10 7/10 - nice selection of pics but not enough verifications - would like to help him out there
if only evesham wasnt so far away "have car will travel lol | |||
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"This is a good thread. Can I just point out how nicely everyone can get along when they try. (apart from the people taking complete liberties with the scoring system to try and get a shag of course. They are just selfish bastards)" SEVEN added one for the tighty whities took it off for the socks ...what was your photographer thinking ??? | |||
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"This is a good thread. Can I just point out how nicely everyone can get along when they try. (apart from the people taking complete liberties with the scoring system to try and get a shag of course. They are just selfish bastards) SEVEN added one for the tighty whities took it off for the socks ...what was your photographer thinking ???" wondering if you will get a reaction on the socks thing...lol...I deducted 1 for the socks about an hour ago and I believe _oddess also did a while ago and they have been ignored...hehehe... | |||
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"SimoneJ... plenty of detail and nice pics 8 out of 10 7/10 - nice selection of pics but not enough verifications - would like to help him out there
if only evesham wasnt so far away
have car will travel lol"as soon as ive finished the decorating lol | |||
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"This is a good thread. Can I just point out how nicely everyone can get along when they try. (apart from the people taking complete liberties with the scoring system to try and get a shag of course. They are just selfish bastards) SEVEN added one for the tighty whities took it off for the socks ...what was your photographer thinking ??? wondering if you will get a reaction on the socks thing...lol...I deducted 1 for the socks about an hour ago and I believe _oddess also did a while ago and they have been ignored...hehehe..." The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about - Oscar Wilde. I have had more conversations, some of which led to meets, about my sock pics than anything else. Single guys take note. *pisses self at the thought of a raft of sock pics appearing on single guys' profile in desperate attempt to get a shag* | |||
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"6 for Goddess, nicely written profile (not sure why you want it rewritten)! But not enough pics to perv over "You only got to ask....... | |||
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"6 for Goddess, nicely written profile (not sure why you want it rewritten)! But not enough pics to perv over
You only got to ask......."why thankyou that's quite a compliment! | |||
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"6 for Goddess, nicely written profile (not sure why you want it rewritten)! But not enough pics to perv over
You only got to ask......."ups 6 to 9 for allowing yet another cunning plan to come to life
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"6 for Goddess, nicely written profile (not sure why you want it rewritten)! But not enough pics to perv over
You only got to ask.......
ups 6 to 9 for allowing yet another cunning plan to come to life
*evil muhaaahhhaaaa laugh* "Damn and blast!!!!!! | |||
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"my profile must be crap cos i posted twice on here and no rating "9/10 would have been a full house but I haven't found yer phone yet xxxxx | |||
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"my profile must be crap cos i posted twice on here and no rating "you are just invisible like me...lol | |||
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"definately not invisible and 9/10 for you too, would be 10 but you haven't met me even though I'm down your way nearly every week "ohh and I do realsie I'm outside your age range (loses point) married and not av ailable weekends (god I now sound like one of those single guys playing away ) but that really is no excuse lol | |||
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"definately not invisible and 9/10 for you too, would be 10 but you haven't met me even though I'm down your way nearly every week
ohh and I do realsie I'm outside your age range (loses point) married and not av ailable weekends (god I now sound like one of those single guys playing away ) but that really is no excuse lol"10/0 for trying | |||
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"8/10 nd in the original ops request.. As the couple is straight there should be a better pic of the male in public pics... It's a bit difficult to judge the body shape from the underwater pic.. The other two pics show the females body shape quite well" the guy is old bald fat an ugly, site admin refused the pic on the basis they wouldn't be responsible for a serious outbreak of vomiting | |||
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"definately not invisible and 9/10 for you too, would be 10 but you haven't met me even though I'm down your way nearly every week
ohh and I do realsie I'm outside your age range (loses point) married and not av ailable weekends (god I now sound like one of those single guys playing away ) but that really is no excuse lol"lol... | |||
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"my profile must be crap cos i posted twice on here and no rating
you are just invisible like me...lol"great veris on your profile and gives a much better feeling than your text which has a little too many negatively put points and the bit about harrassment needs outing. 6 at the moment but oviously could be upped if you use info from your veris in your profile text. | |||
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"my profile must be crap cos i posted twice on here and no rating
you are just invisible like me...lol
great veris on your profile and gives a much better feeling than your text which has a little too many negatively put points and the bit about harrassment needs outing.
6 at the moment but oviously could be upped if you use info from your veris in your profile text."thanks | |||
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"8/10 nd in the original ops request.. As the couple is straight there should be a better pic of the male in public pics... It's a bit difficult to judge the body shape from the underwater pic.. The other two pics show the females body shape quite well the guy is old bald fat an ugly, site admin refused the pic on the basis they wouldn't be responsible for a serious outbreak of vomiting "On the plus side he owns underwater breathing equipment, does that mean he can go down in water, I was specifically thinking of jacuzzis | |||
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"8/10 nd in the original ops request.. As the couple is straight there should be a better pic of the male in public pics... It's a bit difficult to judge the body shape from the underwater pic.. The other two pics show the females body shape quite well the guy is old bald fat an ugly, site admin refused the pic on the basis they wouldn't be responsible for a serious outbreak of vomiting
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"8/10... I just looked at yours and that's a lovely pic of you K... can we have one of A in the same position then we'll maybe talk about a 9! "Thank you - see response above ^^^^^^ for reasons we keep A's pics in private lol | |||
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"*ahem* Too many 8's and 9's flying around people. Either the drink is kicking in or you'll all getting incresingly desperate for a shag. With anybody. " - 6 ...its the white socks | |||
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"*ahem* Too many 8's and 9's flying around people. Either the drink is kicking in or you'll all getting incresingly desperate for a shag. With anybody. - 6 ...its the white socks "Femme get's a strong 7. The shoes and a well written script are the strong points. An extra point would have been given for the eyes, but there's only so many times I need to see them. | |||
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"Big Bad get's a 7 for a well thought out profile and creative pics - something other single guys would do well to note. BB also gets a rare BONUS point for *ahem* 'care in the community* Big Bad scores 8 " Fookin A OK a 8 *grins like a window licker* | |||
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afraid so "Awwww... he can't be that bad, I mean Big Bad is up there licking windows... and I'm sure he's getting some!!
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"Big Bad get's a 7 for a well thought out profile and creative pics - something other single guys would do well to note. BB also gets a rare BONUS point for *ahem* 'care in the community* Big Bad scores 8 Fookin A OK a 8 *grins like a window licker* "In addition, because the jury is feeling generous (and is getting ever so slightly pissed) BB scores an UNHEARD OF extra 0.5. Because the judging panel feels strongly that if more people were 'careful with tha coin' the country would not be in the mess it is now. (women who piss money down the drain on shoes & stuff take note) | |||
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Awwww... he can't be that bad, I mean Big Bad is up there licking windows... and I'm sure he's getting some!!
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"still trying to figure out how to positively write that I do not meet attatched or married men... hehehe"The Judging 'Advice Line' is happy to inform you that, as in the rules contained at the start of this thread, correct use of the phrase 'cunt', 'cunts' and or 'cuntage' is a highly effective barrier to,'cunts'. Note how well this thread has gone with the 'cunt' rule in effect... | |||
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"New Eastmids gets a rare BONUS point. For excellent use of 'Amanda de Cadanet', making me laff, and an a generally disrespectfull attitude to the authority of t' committee." Sensual fire gets an extra 3/4 of a point for making me laugh, note...it would be 1 point, but im being taught to be frugal | |||
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"New Eastmids gets a rare BONUS point. For excellent use of 'Amanda de Cadanet', making me laff, and an a generally disrespectfull attitude to the authority of t' committee.Sensual fire gets an extra 3/4 of a point for making me laugh, note...it would be 1 point, but im being taught to be frugal "If every girl took just a 1/4 inch of the height of each heel... ...nah, that would be crap. Mega shoes are no longer seen as an extravagance by 't committe. (though savings may need to be made in other areas) | |||
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"New Eastmids gets a rare BONUS point. For excellent use of 'Amanda de Cadanet', making me laff, and an a generally disrespectfull attitude to the authority of t' committee.Sensual fire gets an extra 3/4 of a point for making me laugh, note...it would be 1 point, but im being taught to be frugal
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"10... 8 for the profile and 2 for being nice about mine "and now who is using this thread to try and get a shag? pmsl | |||
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"and now who is using this thread to try and get a shag? pmsl" dont know what you mean | |||
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"and now who is using this thread to try and get a shag? pmsl dont know what you mean "Nunber 4 is definitely the best one though lol. | |||
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"and now who is using this thread to try and get a shag? pmsl dont know what you mean
Nunber 4 is definitely the best one though lol."Im a sucker for a yummy torso. | |||
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"and now who is using this thread to try and get a shag? pmsl dont know what you mean
Nunber 4 is definitely the best one though lol.
Im a sucker for a yummy torso. "me too, it is just what dangles below it that I am not too keen on lol | |||
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"afraid it's a 6/10 cos it makes me very afraid lol" Afraid !,better not upload the spanking pics then | |||
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"afraid it's a 6/10 cos it makes me very afraid lol Afraid !,better not upload the spanking pics then "only if I have a hardback book s=down my pants! | |||
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"Oh i like berties profile so 81/2 out of 10 from me" 9 outta 10 | |||
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