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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi, I am looking for a sexy, intelligent and well presented female to accompany me and another couple to a weekend in manchester. I am DJ ing at an exclusive club in manc. The other couple are very hot, male,fem and we will be staying in hotel to be verified in the city. I guarentee lots of champagne and fun. The other couple are also swingers so lots of sex is to be had...lol... FEB 12TH 13TH..ADY
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Whats an expence?
Is is the same as an expense?
Are you paying the expenses (you don't say).
I have the perfect girl in mind for what you want.
She is fit, lithe, toned, shaved, perfect boobs and horny, horny, horny.
I need to fly her in from Belize though.
So just send the requisite £3500 and we've got a deal.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats an expence?
Is is the same as an expense?
Are you paying the expenses (you don't say).
I have the perfect girl in mind for what you want.
She is fit, lithe, toned, shaved, perfect boobs and horny, horny, horny.
I need to fly her in from Belize though.
So just send the requisite £3500 and we've got a deal.
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Don't forget her return expeses ! You generous thang xx |
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"Whats an expence?
Is is the same as an expense?
Are you paying the expenses (you don't say).
I have the perfect girl in mind for what you want.
She is fit, lithe, toned, shaved, perfect boobs and horny, horny, horny.
I need to fly her in from Belize though.
So just send the requisite £3500 and we've got a deal.
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You forgot to mention to do it by Western Union!  |
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"very funny. i forgot that Im sure all of you are oxbridge educated....fucking typing error you piece of shit,,,go fuck yr self..adyxxxx"
Oooooooooooooooooooh! Did you drop your sense of humour while you were chucking the toys out sweetie?
And I think you mean Oxford! 
*runs away giggling* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"very funny. i forgot that Im sure all of you are oxbridge educated....fucking typing error you piece of shit,,,go fuck yr self..adyxxxx"
Oh dear,,,,,, thats not good,,,not good at all... ffs lighten-up ,,,, we all get a bit of light hearted ribbing,,,,, take its as a bit of fun..... not a personal insult  |
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"no i didnt mean oxford, i meant oxbridge,,,,,that as you clearly dont know is the examining board for both colleges....lol"
See... there you go... that's how to do it... I even made it easy for you! 
Humour is the way forward! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"very funny. i forgot that Im sure all of you are oxbridge educated....fucking typing error you piece of shit,,,go fuck yr self..adyxxxx
Oh dear,,,,,, thats not good,,,not good at all... ffs lighten-up ,,,, we all get a bit of light hearted ribbing,,,,, take its as a bit of fun..... not a personal insult "
he did put kisses on it! and expence is a derivative of expense. However usually used to describle the measly pennies you get from yer ex. hence expence. ta raaaaaaaa  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG! (abbreviation for 'Oh my god', saves time)
He bit.
And a 'Go fuck yourself' to boot.
*happiness is...*
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are you oxbridge educated sirrah perchance? |
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"no i didnt mean oxford, i meant oxbridge,,,,,that as you clearly dont know is the examining board for both colleges....lol"
I hate to be the pedants pedant, but 'Oxbridge' is in fact an abbr (short for abbreviation, saves time) to denote someone who has, or indeed is, being educated at either Oxford or Cambridge University.
Nothing to do with an 'examining board', whatever that might be.
Liked the extraneous'lol' though, touch of class that one.
Not the kind of thing you'd expect someone so familiar with the portmaneau of 'Oxbridge' to use, but there you go.
Stanards are slipping in these modern times.
The students are revolting. Bahahahaha.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"no i didnt mean oxford, i meant oxbridge,,,,,that as you clearly dont know is the examining board for both colleges....lol
I hate to be the pedants pedant, but 'Oxbridge' is in fact an abbr (short for abbreviation, saves time) to denote someone who has, or indeed is, being educated at either Oxford or Cambridge University.
Nothing to do with an 'examining board', whatever that might be.
Liked the extraneous'lol' though, touch of class that one.
Not the kind of thing you'd expect someone so familiar with the portmaneau of 'Oxbridge' to use, but there you go.
Stanards are slipping in these modern times.
The students are revolting. Bahahahaha.
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I am Oxbridge certified. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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LOL, straight out the dictionary...not sure i spelt that right....i have to say,,,,about yr friend in belize,,,lol
(dyslexia im afraid\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\0 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no i didnt mean oxford, i meant oxbridge,,,,,that as you clearly dont know is the examining board for both colleges....lol
I hate to be the pedants pedant, but 'Oxbridge' is in fact an abbr (short for abbreviation, saves time) to denote someone who has, or indeed is, being educated at either Oxford or Cambridge University.
Nothing to do with an 'examining board', whatever that might be.
Liked the extraneous'lol' though, touch of class that one.
Not the kind of thing you'd expect someone so familiar with the portmaneau of 'Oxbridge' to use, but there you go.
Stanards are slipping in these modern times.
The students are revolting. Bahahahaha.
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And in these austere times the boat race is a forgone conclusion, my money on oxbridge to win! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LOL, straight out the dictionary...not sure i spelt that right....i have to say,,,,about yr friend in belize,,,lol
(dyslexia im afraid\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\0"
don't be scared, it's not life threatening. |
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"very funny. i forgot that Im sure all of you are oxbridge educated....fucking typing error you piece of shit,,,go fuck yr self..adyxxxx"
now now - there is no need to get all humpfy about it is there?? |
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Credit where credit is due.
A point to the OP for his last post and managing to not lose it completely.
(pssst - here's a tip for nest time. Use 'dyslexic' the first time, not as an emergency backup when 'spelling mistake' cuts no ice.)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Credit where credit is due.
A point to the OP for his last post and managing to not lose it completely.
(pssst - here's a tip for nest time. Use 'dyslexic' the first time, not as an emergency backup when 'spelling mistake' cuts no ice.)
Nest time? ye tit!
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"Credit where credit is due.
A point to the OP for his last post and managing to not lose it completely.
(pssst - here's a tip for nest time. Use 'dyslexic' the first time, not as an emergency backup when 'spelling mistake' cuts no ice.)
Nest time? ye tit!
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Madam.
I have already clearly stated that stanards are slipping. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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What woman could resist such a laid back, cheery guy?
The addiction to commas is just a bonus.
One question -
Does OP drive an escort, or does this offer actually constitute what is known in the supermarket trade as a "loss leader"? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Credit where credit is due.
A point to the OP for his last post and managing to not lose it completely.
(pssst - here's a tip for nest time. Use 'dyslexic' the first time, not as an emergency backup when 'spelling mistake' cuts no ice.)
Nest time? ye tit!
Madam.
I have already clearly stated that stanards are slipping."
Curses Oxbridge, should have gone to St. Andrews university... it was good enough for Will and Kate.....and me! mwah xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Playgirl Man of the year WTF?
It's a magazine my dear.
Predominantly read by gay men.
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I know that dear but why is he one it? Plus hes straight from what I can see and defo not playgirl material
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Playgirl Man of the year WTF?
It's a magazine my dear.
Predominantly read by gay men.
I know that dear but why is he one it? Plus hes straight from what I can see and defo not playgirl material
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drives an escort though by all accounts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it just me?
Or does the middle picture on the profile look like Joe Pesci doing an impression of Robert De Niro in the seminal 70's classic 'Taxi Driver'?"
stop! my sides are hurting now.
All expenses.... his meter must be running. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it just me?
Or does the middle picture on the profile look like Joe Pesci doing an impression of Robert De Niro in the seminal 70's classic 'Taxi Driver'?
stop! my sides are hurting now.
All expenses.... his meter must be running. "
naaa think that's his fuckbuddy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Okay, okay.
There will now be an 'intermission' while i arrange luncheon.
But if he shows up, just hold him here until i get back.
"you talkin' to me?"
of course, you have done nothing to upset me.
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Half an hour i'm gone.
I told you lot to hold him til i got back.
WHICH part of that did you have trouble understanding?
Jesus, you people.
(I'd emailed the hot girl in Belize to take a look at his profile...)
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Can’t decide what’s funnier. Us ruining his plan of 3 months standing to lure some poor, unsuspecting girl to a hotel and then tell the ‘other couple’ hadn’t made it.
Or the picture of our ex Fabster looking like Joe Pesci doing his best Travis Bickle.
But on balance, I’m going with the photo.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Half an hour i'm gone.
I told you lot to hold him til i got back.
WHICH part of that did you have trouble understanding?
Jesus, you people.
(I'd emailed the hot girl in Belize to take a look at his profile...)
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He'll be back later with new balls.
Love all. xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LOL, straight out the dictionary...not sure i spelt that right....i have to say,,,,about yr friend in belize,,,lol
(dyslexia im afraid\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\0
don't be scared, it's not life threatening."
HAHAHAHAHAHA sorry, I may have just peed a little  That really tickled me. |
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I only went to bring in the bins and make a sarnie!!!
why not go to the cupboard for a tin of tuna ? xx
Didn't fancy it! "
Tuna isnt like a meet.
You don't have to get to know each other a bit first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh cr@p, I missed the fun again!
University of London here, at a specialist college near Russell Square!
And my sister was Oxbridge educated, Trinity College, and a NatSci, and she is a snob, as she once describe my degree as glorified domestic science!!!  
One of the many reasons why I have excommunicated her! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I only went to bring in the bins and make a sarnie!!!
why not go to the cupboard for a tin of tuna ? xx
Didn't fancy it!
Tuna isnt like a meet.
You don't have to get to know each other a bit first."
I know, but I need to fancy what I put in my mouth. |
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I only went to bring in the bins and make a sarnie!!!
why not go to the cupboard for a tin of tuna ? xx
Didn't fancy it!
Tuna isnt like a meet.
You don't have to get to know each other a bit first.
I know, but I need to fancy what I put in my mouth. "
What was in the bin??! |
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