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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It is the one thing I am absolutely sure of. How it happens I don't know, but I hope to enjoy every minute I'm here.
So thank you World Health Organisation for informing me that sausage, bacon, ham, alcohol, beef, lamb, cigarettes if you are into them are likely to kill you. And guess what, the amount of the good stuff you eat and drink determines how likely you are to catch something from which you will die.
I know for a fact that if I eat vegetables, poached chicken, raw fish and super nutrient grains and pulses that at some point I will still die.
So thank you for the information, I know I'm going to die, and if eating a bacon sandwich on white toasted bread with ketchup is going to make my existence that little bit happier then to hell with it, feed me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have diabetes. Metabolically my age is advanced now.
So no sausage for you??"
I didn't eat sausage anyway.
But if that was an innuendo then i am looking for something like that tonight...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love sausage  "
You can't beat 2 lovely, thick, juicy sausages in my opinion. But don't tell the WHO, they will only tell you its bad for you. What do they know eh??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I'm fucked, why not suck the life out of everything and say to much sex will kill us all!"
It will if you like a bacon sarnie beforehand and a post-coital fag afterwards!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like all this were all going to die so fuck it talk...
Of course you realise your all lying to yourselves!!
I mean that's the reason we all, well most of us follow guidance like err
Safe sex,Exercise, giving up smoking, cutting back on alcohol, not doing drugs!!!
Err people hello, where's everyone gone... You are doing the above aren't you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I'm fucked, why not suck the life out of everything and say to much sex will kill us all!
It will if you like a bacon sarnie beforehand and a post-coital fag afterwards!! "
Fuck!! It's the bacon sandwich before hand is where I'm going wrong! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It is the one thing I am absolutely sure of. How it happens I don't know, but I hope to enjoy every minute I'm here.
So thank you World Health Organisation for informing me that sausage, bacon, ham, alcohol, beef, lamb, cigarettes if you are into them are likely to kill you. And guess what, the amount of the good stuff you eat and drink determines how likely you are to catch something from which you will die.
I know for a fact that if I eat vegetables, poached chicken, raw fish and super nutrient grains and pulses that at some point I will still die.
So thank you for the information, I know I'm going to die, and if eating a bacon sandwich on white toasted bread with ketchup is going to make my existence that little bit happier then to hell with it, feed me!!"
Enjoy it, chances are you'll get hit by a car anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like all this were all going to die so fuck it talk...
Of course you realise your all lying to yourselves!!
I mean that's the reason we all, well most of us follow guidance like err
Safe sex,Exercise, giving up smoking, cutting back on alcohol, not doing drugs!!!
Err people hello, where's everyone gone... You are doing the above aren't you?"
I drank a couple of bottles of wine over th weekend, did limited exercise, had 4 sausages, 4 slices of bacon, 2 eggs and a ham sandwich. Feel bloody marvellous today |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace..."
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Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace....
Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East "
There was a theory years ago by a lateral thinker that making everyone in the middle east eat Marmite would bring peace because of the amount of vitamin D it contains would make them all less aggressive! ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace....
Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East "
It would certainly be a unique diplomatic strategy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace....
Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East
There was a theory years ago by a lateral thinker that making everyone in the middle east eat Marmite would bring peace because of the amount of vitamin D it contains would make them all less aggressive! ... "
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But we all know Marmite has lovers and haters...
But everyone loves bacon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace....
Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East
There was a theory years ago by a lateral thinker that making everyone in the middle east eat Marmite would bring peace because of the amount of vitamin D it contains would make them all less aggressive! ... .
But we all know Marmite has lovers and haters...
But everyone loves bacon"
Well everyone except the Jews, the Muslims and that fanatical extremist group, the Vegetarians!! |
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"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace....
Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East
There was a theory years ago by a lateral thinker that making everyone in the middle east eat Marmite would bring peace because of the amount of vitamin D it contains would make them all less aggressive! ... .
But we all know Marmite has lovers and haters...
But everyone loves bacon"
Only if it's not crispy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace....
Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East
There was a theory years ago by a lateral thinker that making everyone in the middle east eat Marmite would bring peace because of the amount of vitamin D it contains would make them all less aggressive! ... .
But we all know Marmite has lovers and haters...
But everyone loves bacon
Well everyone except the Jews, the Muslims and that fanatical extremist group, the Vegetarians!! "
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And what's with those Hindus and beefburgers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace....
Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East
There was a theory years ago by a lateral thinker that making everyone in the middle east eat Marmite would bring peace because of the amount of vitamin D it contains would make them all less aggressive! ... .
But we all know Marmite has lovers and haters...
But everyone loves bacon
Well everyone except the Jews, the Muslims and that fanatical extremist group, the Vegetarians!! "
Bacon would cure all of that silliness and unite the world! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"nothing and i mean nothing will make me give up sausage "
Not even the feet,snout and hairy skin they chuck in them to bulk them up? (I won't mention the rectum) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"nothing and i mean nothing will make me give up sausage
Not even the feet,snout and hairy skin they chuck in them to bulk them up? (I won't mention the rectum) "
But they taste so good, what's a bit of rectum between friends! |
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