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Mr Right - The ultimate pimp
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!"
90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!
90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls"
Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!
90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls
Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him?"
He has three penises. A regular one, one on his head, and the third is him? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!
90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls
Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him?
He has three penises. A regular one, one on his head, and the third is him?"
So he's like a set-square made of penises? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!
90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls
Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him?
He has three penises. A regular one, one on his head, and the third is him?
So he's like a set-square made of penises?"
Surely he's more of a triangle |
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"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!
90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls
Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him?"
I think the truth of it is, Mr Right and Miss Right will hove into each other's view around early thirties and marriage and children will happen; then within five years, this and that will split them up and each will meet their soulmates afterwards and new families then evolve. Families evolve much as language does, to suit the needs of people ... It is all just matter of hearing the persistent tick of the biological drivers drumming away in our heads. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!
90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls
Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him?
He has three penises. A regular one, one on his head, and the third is him?
So he's like a set-square made of penises?
Surely he's more of a triangle"
And the ladies love him...he's a love triangle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!
90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls
Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him?
He has three penises. A regular one, one on his head, and the third is him?
So he's like a set-square made of penises?
Surely he's more of a triangle
And the ladies love him...he's a love triangle."
More like the Bermuda triangle 
"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!
90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls
Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him?
I think the truth of it is, Mr Right and Miss Right will hove into each other's view around early thirties and marriage and children will happen; then within five years, this and that will split them up and each will meet their soulmates afterwards and new families then evolve. Families evolve much as language does, to suit the needs of people ... It is all just matter of hearing the persistent tick of the biological drivers drumming away in our heads."
I thought the Master called them the drums? 
Mr and Mrs right can go sort themselves out, I'd rather find someone to be happy with
"Beware his evil twin brother........
Mr left 
Surely his twin brother is also Mr Right  "
Well played, his middle name must be Not then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Beware his evil twin brother........
Mr left
You wait until you meet his Asian cousin... Mr Wong.
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He owns a laundrette, with the slogan
'If it ain't Wong, it ain't white' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Beware his evil twin brother........
Mr left
You wait until you meet his Asian cousin... Mr Wong.
and his other cousin Mr. White"
He's breaking bad to the bone |
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