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By *he tactile technician OP   Man  over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

any plans for St Crispins day? practising your archery? , share your plans for this the greatest day in Englands history

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man  over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"any plans for St Crispins day? practising your archery? , share your plans for this the greatest day in Englands history"

What’s he that wishes so?

My cousin, Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin;

If we are mark’d to die, we are enow

To do our country loss; and if to live,

The fewer men, the greater share of honour.

God’s will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.

By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,

Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;

It yearns me not if men my garments wear;

Such outward things dwell not in my desires.

But if it be a sin to covet honour,

I am the most offending soul alive.

No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England.

God’s peace! I would not lose so great an honour

As one man more methinks would share from me

For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!

Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,

That he which hath no stomach to this fight,

Let him depart; his passport shall be made,

And crowns for convoy put into his purse;

We would not die in that man’s company

That fears his fellowship to die with us.

This day is call’d the feast of Crispian.

He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,

Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam’d,

And rouse him at the name of Crispian.

He that shall live this day, and see old age,

Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,

And say “To-morrow is Saint Crispian.”

Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,

And say “These wounds I had on Crispin's day.”

Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,

But he’ll remember, with advantages,

What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,

Familiar in his mouth as household words-

Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,

Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester-

Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb’red.

This story shall the good man teach his son;

And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,

From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall be remembered-

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he to-day that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,

This day shall gentle his condition;

And gentlemen in England now-a-bed

Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks

That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man  over a year ago

visiter

Thinking of invading France when I finish breakfast

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Thinking of invading France when I finish breakfast "

Very good.

I was thinking of dusting off my trusty long bow and shooting some Frenchies.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I went to see RSC version of Henry V last Wednesday.

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man  over a year ago

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"I went to see RSC version of Henry V last Wednesday. "
Yeah? how was Falstaff and Captain Gower? I can remember being casted as Captain Gower in our school pagent many many moons ago. Do schools still have pagents?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmmm think i might get my yew out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whilst there may be little wrong with a bit of frivolous patriotism on a Sunday morning, it is worth remembering that dear old Henry may have been one hell of a warrior but the moral of the play was that his overbearing masculinity and bloodlust made him shit with women

He should have embraced his bi side

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