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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you remember all those mad " what do you call a man..." jokes?
What do you called a man with a car on his head?
Jack!  "
iv never heard that one before lol |
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A young lad knocked on the door last night and said "Trick or Treat?"
I said "What have you come as?"
He said "A werewolf."
I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes"
He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?" |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Do you remember all those mad " what do you call a man..." jokes?
What do you called a man with a car on his head?
Jack! "
I saw a chap do some of those at a gong show - he died horribly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you remember all those mad " what do you call a man..." jokes?
What do you called a man with a car on his head?
Jack!
I saw a chap do some of those at a gong show - he died horribly. "
They're old now, about 30 years ago, there was a long spate of them. A barmaid who juggles pints of bitter, Beatrix.
A woman who farts in church - Abbigail. etc etc..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favourite
My girlfriend was incorrectly diagnosed with tourettes...
...Turns out I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off.
Saved myself money and got a bag for life....
...Or mrs j as i call her.
Why did princess di cross the road?......... No seatbelt |
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