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Yet, more Xmas Jokes!
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...My wife promised me anal sex in return for getting our Xmas decorations done.
So I bent her over and slipped it in and did the business.
She then said
"can we get the tree up now?" I said "I struggled to get my cock in but I'll give it a go".
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"the fuckin co-ops got no milk again this morning because of the weather.. Its a good job peggy my 92 year old neighbour has loads of it on her doorstep..."
I don't think I should have found that funny...but I did!!  
Wife tattoos "Merry Christmas" on one side of her pussy and "Happy New Year" on the other. Her husband asks, "why did you do that?" She looks at him and says "you always complain there's nothing to eat between Christmas and New Year!" |
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"...My wife promised me anal sex in return for getting our Xmas decorations done.
So I bent her over and slipped it in and did the business.
She then said
"can we get the tree up now?" I said "I struggled to get my cock in but I'll give it a go".
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lmao... like that one........ |
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"the fuckin co-ops got no milk again this morning because of the weather.. Its a good job peggy my 92 year old neighbour has loads of it on her doorstep..."
OMG!! LMAO! bad I know |
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"...My wife promised me anal sex in return for getting our Xmas decorations done.
So I bent her over and slipped it in and did the business.
She then said
"can we get the tree up now?" I said "I struggled to get my cock in but I'll give it a go".
lmao... like that one........ "
I thought it was very good! Lol
I could not wait to put it up!  |
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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy".
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of panties.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"
The third man answered "They're Carol's."
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