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"Well judging by the contents of the cupboards and the fridge it's gonna be Salad cream on toast !!! Might need to go shopping later  "
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"Sausage sarnies 
Never been a sausage fan "
I'm not sure if we can be friends... sausages are my favourite!!
Alas I broke a tooth last night and I'm a bit scared to attempt breakfast. I'm scared to drink coffee. I may starve!
*pokes blubbery tummy and blushes with that whopping great fib* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sausage sarnies
Never been a sausage fan
I'm not sure if we can be friends... sausages are my favourite!!
Alas I broke a tooth last night and I'm a bit scared to attempt breakfast. I'm scared to drink coffee. I may starve!
*pokes blubbery tummy and blushes with that whopping great fib* "
I like the sausage connected to a sexy man..just not the ones you cook n peeps seem obsessed to cover em in sauce
Try a scrambled egg....something soft ....don't envy you one bit |
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"Sausage sarnies
Never been a sausage fan
I'm not sure if we can be friends... sausages are my favourite!!
Alas I broke a tooth last night and I'm a bit scared to attempt breakfast. I'm scared to drink coffee. I may starve!
*pokes blubbery tummy and blushes with that whopping great fib*
I like the sausage connected to a sexy man..just not the ones you cook n peeps seem obsessed to cover em in sauce
Try a scrambled egg....something soft ....don't envy you one bit "
I have loads of lorne sausage in the freezer but no bread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sausage sarnies
Never been a sausage fan
I'm not sure if we can be friends... sausages are my favourite!!
Alas I broke a tooth last night and I'm a bit scared to attempt breakfast. I'm scared to drink coffee. I may starve!
*pokes blubbery tummy and blushes with that whopping great fib*
I like the sausage connected to a sexy man..just not the ones you cook n peeps seem obsessed to cover em in sauce
Try a scrambled egg....something soft ....don't envy you one bit
I have loads of lorne sausage in the freezer but no bread "
Just nibble the sausage then |
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"Sausage sarnies
Never been a sausage fan
I'm not sure if we can be friends... sausages are my favourite!!
Alas I broke a tooth last night and I'm a bit scared to attempt breakfast. I'm scared to drink coffee. I may starve!
*pokes blubbery tummy and blushes with that whopping great fib*
I like the sausage connected to a sexy man..just not the ones you cook n peeps seem obsessed to cover em in sauce
Try a scrambled egg....something soft ....don't envy you one bit "
It's rubbish... fortunately it doesn't hurt but it's already had a filling... what if I have to have a falser?!
*cries* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sausage sarnies
Never been a sausage fan
I'm not sure if we can be friends... sausages are my favourite!!
Alas I broke a tooth last night and I'm a bit scared to attempt breakfast. I'm scared to drink coffee. I may starve!
*pokes blubbery tummy and blushes with that whopping great fib*
I like the sausage connected to a sexy man..just not the ones you cook n peeps seem obsessed to cover em in sauce
Try a scrambled egg....something soft ....don't envy you one bit
It's rubbish... fortunately it doesn't hurt but it's already had a filling... what if I have to have a falser?!
*cries*"
Your going have to buy that sticky stuff to keep em in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just put this on another thread, muppet, Raspberries and Blueberries, covered with Lemon and Lime alpro soya, honey, flaxseed and hemp, my favourite brekkie.   |
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Your going have to buy that sticky stuff to keep em in "
I don't even know what that is!!!
Am I gonna need a jar beside my bed?! 
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 aw dentists are pirates!
I'm sure they will "recommend" something expensive!
Is it a front tooth?"
No it's the second one on the left side at the bottom. I was eating a toffee. Serves me right. Grrrr! My dentist is pretty good though so I'm hoping he'll squeeze me in tomorrow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just put this on another thread, muppet, Raspberries and Blueberries, covered with Lemon and Lime alpro soya, honey, flaxseed and hemp, my favourite brekkie.
Your eating gonzo or Kermit for breakfast? "
Lol, I'm the muppet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Your going have to buy that sticky stuff to keep em in
I don't even know what that is!!!
Am I gonna need a jar beside my bed?!
aw dentists are pirates!
I'm sure they will "recommend" something expensive!
Is it a front tooth?
No it's the second one on the left side at the bottom. I was eating a toffee. Serves me right. Grrrr! My dentist is pretty good though so I'm hoping he'll squeeze me in tomorrow. "
Ive got some sticks like shit its great on pvc so will work on ya teeth |
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Your going have to buy that sticky stuff to keep em in
I don't even know what that is!!!
Am I gonna need a jar beside my bed?!
aw dentists are pirates!
I'm sure they will "recommend" something expensive!
Is it a front tooth?
No it's the second one on the left side at the bottom. I was eating a toffee. Serves me right. Grrrr! My dentist is pretty good though so I'm hoping he'll squeeze me in tomorrow.
Ive got some sticks like shit its great on pvc so will work on ya teeth "
Only problem is that I think I may have swallowed the other half. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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aw dentists are pirates!
I'm sure they will "recommend" something expensive!
Is it a front tooth?"
After losing a couple of front ones, dentist presented me with 'recommendations'...
£3k for bridge or £6k for implants ! Dunno which pain is worse, teeth or wallet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Jam butties and coffee.. Refuse to put the hob on for breakfast as its Sunday.. That means one thing for me... Roast rage day  god I hate cooking Sunday lunch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your going have to buy that sticky stuff to keep em in
I don't even know what that is!!!
Am I gonna need a jar beside my bed?!
aw dentists are pirates!
I'm sure they will "recommend" something expensive!
Is it a front tooth?
No it's the second one on the left side at the bottom. I was eating a toffee. Serves me right. Grrrr! My dentist is pretty good though so I'm hoping he'll squeeze me in tomorrow.
Ive got some sticks like shit its great on pvc so will work on ya teeth
Only problem is that I think I may have swallowed the other half. "
Hahahahaha...sorry had to giggle I can imagine you now waiting for its return |
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Your going have to buy that sticky stuff to keep em in
I don't even know what that is!!!
Am I gonna need a jar beside my bed?!
aw dentists are pirates!
I'm sure they will "recommend" something expensive!
Is it a front tooth?
No it's the second one on the left side at the bottom. I was eating a toffee. Serves me right. Grrrr! My dentist is pretty good though so I'm hoping he'll squeeze me in tomorrow.
Ive got some sticks like shit its great on pvc so will work on ya teeth
Only problem is that I think I may have swallowed the other half.
Hahahahaha...sorry had to giggle I can imagine you now waiting for its return "
It wasn't in one piece so I made the decision not to wait. It better not be jaggy!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Your going have to buy that sticky stuff to keep em in
I don't even know what that is!!!
Am I gonna need a jar beside my bed?!
aw dentists are pirates!
I'm sure they will "recommend" something expensive!
Is it a front tooth?
No it's the second one on the left side at the bottom. I was eating a toffee. Serves me right. Grrrr! My dentist is pretty good though so I'm hoping he'll squeeze me in tomorrow.
Ive got some sticks like shit its great on pvc so will work on ya teeth
Only problem is that I think I may have swallowed the other half.
Hahahahaha...sorry had to giggle I can imagine you now waiting for its return
It wasn't in one piece so I made the decision not to wait. It better not be jaggy!! "
Oh sweet jesus just spat my green tea on my pc....hahahahahaha Love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've not even made it out of bed yet! Haha. Tho it will be pancakes and copious amounts of tea to get me going!
Serves me right for staying up so late on fab :/ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've not even made it out of bed yet! Haha. Tho it will be pancakes and copious amounts of tea to get me going!
Serves me right for staying up so late on fab :/"
I have only just moved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Oh sweet jesus just spat my green tea on my pc....hahahahahaha Love it
Gotta keep a sense of humour. The bit that's left in my gob is jaggy so I'm having a curry for dinner tonight!! "
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