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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

whats your favourite confucius saying?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You never get a second chance at a first impression.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Man who go bed with itchy arse wake up with smelly finger..!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never forget that you are unique.

Like everyone else.

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By *edangel_2013Woman over a year ago

southend

Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is always going to Bangkok.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confucius Say

Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.

Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.

Confucius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Woman who fly upside down in aeroplane, clack up

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

don't sweat petty stuff.. and don't pet sweaty stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If can keep head whilst all allound aah roosing theirs.... You no understand focking plobrem...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"don't sweat petty stuff.. and don't pet sweaty stuff"

Awww pet...

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

girl who sits on judge, get honourable discharge

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By *heWolfMan over a year ago

warwickshire

Man who go to bed wit "stiff problem" often wake up with solution on stomach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If can keep head whilst all allound aah roosing theirs.... You no understand focking plobrem...

lol i like this one

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

panties not best thing on earth..... but next to it!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal intention.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

man with bucket on head needs to be quiet about dress up time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

people in glass houses should wear sunblock

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"man with bucket on head needs to be quiet about dress up time

Fair dinkum bird im Ned Kelly! Tonight

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

man who wears tigerprint shirt needs to wear frozen underpants

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"man who wears tigerprint shirt needs to wear frozen underpants

Woman who doesn't know leopardprint when she sees it needs to spend more time in zoo

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