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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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....if you want some 'Head Down'.... do not, ** UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ** eat your partner's last Pain Aux Chocolat (which is the fancy French way of saying "puff pastry bun with some scaggy chocolate bits in it that wouldn't make it as a standalone chocolate bar".
She's mightily pissed off now and I'm on a BJ Ban - which is unfair seeing as I'm away all week and gotta head back down (pun intended) later tonight. I think she should have some cock on that basis alone.
What do you guys n gals reckon to my dilemma? Should she suck in her 'pain' and suck cock too, or am I to remain headless until next weekend?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"from Siren:
I am way too angry to respond myself and have had to settle for a mince pie that looks like it's been run over by a tractor!
He knew it was mine but because I went out last night and he had nothing to do - and nobody to suck his blimmin' 'thing' he decided to eat my bun instead!
He's not getting a BJ till he's bloody earned it, man! (I always revert to pure Geordie when I'm angry)"
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
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"from Siren:
I am way too angry to respond myself and have had to settle for a mince pie that looks like it's been run over by a tractor!
He knew it was mine but because I went out last night and he had nothing to do - and nobody to suck his blimmin' 'thing' he decided to eat my bun instead!
He's not getting a BJ till he's bloody earned it, man! (I always revert to pure Geordie when I'm angry)"
LMAO You go girl!! Mince pies are shite and a poor poor substitute for chocolate in whatever shape or form it comes in (get a feeling The Wishter will be coming in a tissue)
My advise....drag this one out....Christmas is round the corner and you deserve a really good prezzie 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....if you want some 'Head Down'.... do not, ** UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ** eat your partner's last Pain Aux Chocolat (which is the fancy French way of saying "puff pastry bun with some scaggy chocolate bits in it that wouldn't make it as a standalone chocolate bar".
She's mightily pissed off now and I'm on a BJ Ban - which is unfair seeing as I'm away all week and gotta head back down (pun intended) later tonight. I think she should have some cock on that basis alone.
What do you guys n gals reckon to my dilemma? Should she suck in her 'pain' and suck cock too, or am I to remain headless until next weekend? "
sorry u brought it on yourself from eating CHOCOLate x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your problem started with the underestimation of the qualities of 'Pain au Chocolat, and for that ignorance alone you deserve to be on a BJ ban, lol. although I think she should limit this to one day only.
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on apprend toujours de ses erreurs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone remember that Nigella recipe of making bread and butter pudding with Pain au chocolat???
As if the ordinary peeps would have a bag of those lying around in the house as spare!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone remember that Nigella recipe of making bread and butter pudding with Pain au chocolat???
As if the ordinary peeps would have a bag of those lying around in the house as spare!!! "
reminds me of a billy connelly joke about a scottish cook book that was written by some lords and ladies...what to do with left over venison....he did the gag with some rab c nesbitt character in mind.
I'm with you though...single rocks!
I never have to deny myself giving a bj |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone remember that Nigella recipe of making bread and butter pudding with Pain au chocolat???
As if the ordinary peeps would have a bag of those lying around in the house as spare!!! "
i dont like them to be honest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh dear Wishy, not just chocolate, not just any chocolate but her pain aux chocolat.
The first hit of the day, that teasing morsel in fluffy yielding slightly warm buttery pastry.
I'm with Siren, no bj's till atonement has been made.
Gonna be a long week down south. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"....if you want some 'Head Down'.... do not, ** UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ** eat your partner's last Pain Aux Chocolat (which is the fancy French way of saying "puff pastry bun with some scaggy chocolate bits in it that wouldn't make it as a standalone chocolate bar".
She's mightily pissed off now and I'm on a BJ Ban - which is unfair seeing as I'm away all week and gotta head back down (pun intended) later tonight. I think she should have some cock on that basis alone.
What do you guys n gals reckon to my dilemma? Should she suck in her 'pain' and suck cock too, or am I to remain headless until next weekend? "
definitely a no bj for a week at least kinda situ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear Wishy, not just chocolate, not just any chocolate but her pain aux chocolat.
The first hit of the day, that teasing morsel in fluffy yielding slightly warm buttery pastry.
I'm with Siren, no bj's till atonement has been made.
Gonna be a long week down south. "
UPDATE:
She couldn't hold out. She knows that I'm away later tonight and this was her last chance for some nookie for a week. She's now sitting there on the sofa completely chilled out - even watching the football, with a big grin on her face (obviously it didn't stop at just a BJ lol) - tsk, women, no will power at all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aw c'mon ladies... The guy only did it to reinforce your opinions of men.
He took one for the team... All hail the Wishmaster who bravely sacrificed his waistline in the interest of entertaining the nations various Pussy Possies on a dull Sunday afternoon...
He deserves le Legion d'honneur for bravery in the face of a french pastry....
Perhaps Siren, ma chere, you might consider the welfare of your brave soldier as he departs for the southern front...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Aw c'mon ladies... The guy only did it to reinforce your opinions of men.
He took one for the team... All hail the Wishmaster who bravely sacrificed his waistline in the interest of entertaining the nations various Pussy Possies on a dull Sunday afternoon...
He deserves le Legion d'honneur for bravery in the face of a french pastry....
Perhaps Siren, ma chere, you might consider the welfare of your brave soldier as he departs for the southern front...
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He's well clever ain't he! Siren loves a bit of norman tongue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh dear Wishy, not just chocolate, not just any chocolate but her pain aux chocolat.
The first hit of the day, that teasing morsel in fluffy yielding slightly warm buttery pastry.
I'm with Siren, no bj's till atonement has been made.
Gonna be a long week down south.
UPDATE:
She couldn't hold out. She knows that I'm away later tonight and this was her last chance for some nookie for a week. She's now sitting there on the sofa completely chilled out - even watching the football, with a big grin on her face (obviously it didn't stop at just a BJ lol) - tsk, women, no will power at all! "
Bet you slathered yourself in Nutella and whispered "come hither Siren" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone remember that Nigella recipe of making bread and butter pudding with Pain au chocolat???
As if the ordinary peeps would have a bag of those lying around in the house as spare!!! "
They sell em int' co op and aldi you know
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear Wishy, not just chocolate, not just any chocolate but her pain aux chocolat.
The first hit of the day, that teasing morsel in fluffy yielding slightly warm buttery pastry.
I'm with Siren, no bj's till atonement has been made.
Gonna be a long week down south.
UPDATE:
She couldn't hold out. She knows that I'm away later tonight and this was her last chance for some nookie for a week. She's now sitting there on the sofa completely chilled out - even watching the football, with a big grin on her face (obviously it didn't stop at just a BJ lol) - tsk, women, no will power at all!
Bet you slathered yourself in Nutella and whispered "come hither Siren" "
EEK! God no! You ever tried getting that stuff off of a hairy body?
I just whispered sweet nothings in her ears. Y'know, the usual sorta stuff, like, "You have such lovely lips baby, they'd look great wrapped around my cock!", and "legs is the word of the day, spread the word honey."
Not that she's shallow, like, or sex starved, or just plain rampant. Working away does have it's benefits, it's nice to come home to a horny wife wearing nothing but a smile. |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"....if you want some 'Head Down'.... do not, ** UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ** eat your partner's last Pain Aux Chocolat (which is the fancy French way of saying "puff pastry bun with some scaggy chocolate bits in it that wouldn't make it as a standalone chocolate bar".
She's mightily pissed off now and I'm on a BJ Ban - which is unfair seeing as I'm away all week and gotta head back down (pun intended) later tonight. I think she should have some cock on that basis alone.
What do you guys n gals reckon to my dilemma? Should she suck in her 'pain' and suck cock too, or am I to remain headless until next weekend? "
Eat one and wank over the other leaving special icing on it!!!
Mind you you may find you socks in the freezer then you get back...or worse.  |
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