I'm a purist when it comes to certain foods. Foe example, there is only one flavour ice cream and that is chocolate, baked goods have no place in ice creams or in other sundae type desserts (ok I'll give you trifle but only because it's traditional. I'll also give you the trifle because soggy sponge is  ) and the only way to eat a fish finger is in a late night butty.
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"The fishfinger butty also needs brown sauce 
Heathen, it's ketchup or nothing 
Ketchup is for girls "
Oi.. 
i will have you know its not young fella me lad..
i save the brown sauce for scrambled eggs.. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Anything veg, gets pushed off the edge. "
Even the seven peas?
OP, I love chocolate but not chocolate things, like ice cream.
Tuna Mayo can have either sweet corn or cucumber, not both.
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"While we're on the sauce debate.
Ketchup/red sauce (whatever)......Heinz
Brown sauce..........HP"
The only place ketchup has in my kitchen is if I'm making prawn cocktail sauce.
HP gets dolloped into some stews and casseroles but jars of sauce do NOT make it to the table  |
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"Anything veg, gets pushed off the edge.
Even the seven peas?
OP, I love chocolate but not chocolate things, like ice cream.
Tuna Mayo can have either sweet corn or cucumber, not both.
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They are fine. HP makes them brown. |
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"While we're on the sauce debate.
Ketchup/red sauce (whatever)......Heinz
Brown sauce..........HP
The only place ketchup has in my kitchen is if I'm making prawn cocktail sauce.
HP gets dolloped into some stews and casseroles but jars of sauce do NOT make it to the table "
Amen,
I cook all my sauces from scratch, Indian, Mexican, italian, gravies etc. the only way to fly |
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"The fishfinger butty also needs brown sauce
Heathen, it's ketchup or nothing
Ketchup is for girls
Oi..
i will have you know its not young fella me lad..
i save the brown sauce for scrambled eggs.. "
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I like colour in food, when I make Curry I always add small pieces of Red, orange, yellow and green pepper to the rice, it looks very colourful, I do it with most foods, it`s a Japanese colour system of five colours, looks great.
P.S. Am I mad?  |
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"I like colour in food, when I make Curry I always add small pieces of Red, orange, yellow and green pepper to the rice, it looks very colourful, I do it with most foods, it`s a Japanese colour system of five colours, looks great.
P.S. Am I mad? "
Nah, natural colour variety on your plate means you're getting a variety of nutrients and vitamins. A rainbow plate is a healthy plate (please note this Ryan, and the toy from your happymeal does not count as part of the rainbow ) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I like colour in food, when I make Curry I always add small pieces of Red, orange, yellow and green pepper to the rice, it looks very colourful, I do it with most foods, it`s a Japanese colour system of five colours, looks great.
P.S. Am I mad?
Nah, natural colour variety on your plate means you're getting a variety of nutrients and vitamins. A rainbow plate is a healthy plate (please note this Ryan, and the toy from your happymeal does not count as part of the rainbow )"
Not even when it was purple minions?
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"I like colour in food, when I make Curry I always add small pieces of Red, orange, yellow and green pepper to the rice, it looks very colourful, I do it with most foods, it`s a Japanese colour system of five colours, looks great.
P.S. Am I mad?
Nah, natural colour variety on your plate means you're getting a variety of nutrients and vitamins. A rainbow plate is a healthy plate (please note this Ryan, and the toy from your happymeal does not count as part of the rainbow )"
I take it Ryan is your little boy,lol, I`m just happy to get mine to eat anything, the colour is for Dad, makes me smile |
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Scrambled eggs or omlettes DO NOT have milk in- only butter.
Fishfingers has to be ketchup, brown sauce is yak and chips with mayo- full fat, or both ketchup and mayo mixed!
Steak Has to be rare/mooing.
Veg can't be over done and floppy, I like mine with a little bite! |
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"I like colour in food, when I make Curry I always add small pieces of Red, orange, yellow and green pepper to the rice, it looks very colourful, I do it with most foods, it`s a Japanese colour system of five colours, looks great.
P.S. Am I mad?
Nah, natural colour variety on your plate means you're getting a variety of nutrients and vitamins. A rainbow plate is a healthy plate (please note this Ryan, and the toy from your happymeal does not count as part of the rainbow )
Not even when it was purple minions?
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Could you eat them???
Well, without having to be turned upside down and patted firmly on the back till you spat it back up that is.
In which case, no. A purple minion happymeal toy is not one of your colourful five a day. |
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"I like colour in food, when I make Curry I always add small pieces of Red, orange, yellow and green pepper to the rice, it looks very colourful, I do it with most foods, it`s a Japanese colour system of five colours, looks great.
P.S. Am I mad?
Nah, natural colour variety on your plate means you're getting a variety of nutrients and vitamins. A rainbow plate is a healthy plate (please note this Ryan, and the toy from your happymeal does not count as part of the rainbow )
I take it Ryan is your little boy,lol, I`m just happy to get mine to eat anything, the colour is for Dad, makes me smile "
Look up to Tease and TemptRyan to see who Ryan is. He lives in burgerland and if it doesn't come in a brown bag dripping in grease he doesn't really think it's food! |
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"I like colour in food, when I make Curry I always add small pieces of Red, orange, yellow and green pepper to the rice, it looks very colourful, I do it with most foods, it`s a Japanese colour system of five colours, looks great.
P.S. Am I mad?
Nah, natural colour variety on your plate means you're getting a variety of nutrients and vitamins. A rainbow plate is a healthy plate (please note this Ryan, and the toy from your happymeal does not count as part of the rainbow )
I take it Ryan is your little boy,lol, I`m just happy to get mine to eat anything, the colour is for Dad, makes me smile
Look up to Tease and TemptRyan to see who Ryan is. He lives in burgerland and if it doesn't come in a brown bag dripping in grease he doesn't really think it's food! "
Opposite here, those places sell the give away the toys because the law says there has to be something edible in the bag, yukky stuff, |
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"The fishfinger butty also needs brown sauce
Heathen, it's ketchup or nothing "
Sorry, - you're both wrong! A very small scrape of horseradish sauce on wholemeal bread with real butter (NOT margarine!) is perfect for a fishfinger butty. My mate puts marmite in his, but he's just weird  |
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By *essiCouple
over a year ago
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"Anything veg, gets pushed off the edge.
Even the seven peas?
OP, I love chocolate but not chocolate things, like ice cream.
Tuna Mayo can have either sweet corn or cucumber, not both.
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Tuna mayo only with finely diced onion n hint of chilli and on granary bread |
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"Beans should not touch anything else on the plate.
Makes beans on toast a bit difficult "
This is the exception. These weirdos who have beans in a baked potato are just wronguns.
Bacon needs brown sauce, always HP.
Sausages have ketchup, always Heinz.
Fish-finger sarnies require salad cream, again Heinz and should be on white bread.
Thems the rules!  |
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"Bacon sandwiches should not be eaten with any sauce whatsoever."
Everyone is entitled to an opinion, and I often agree with you Miss Innocent, but this time you're soooo wrong |
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"I think I only have one, but I will sound like an utter muppet if I say it - so only my mum knows actually. It is so not for public information "
Oh come on now... half a story is not acceptable... spill the beans... |
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"I think I only have one, but I will sound like an utter muppet if I say it - so only my mum knows actually. It is so not for public information
Oh come on now... half a story is not acceptable... spill the beans... "
Unless we guess for ourselves.... |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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always butter. never margarine..that stuff is so bad for you whatever they say
nothing with aspartame in it....so all those 'no added sugar' drinks..why? because its an ingredient of Rat poison...
thin and crispy based pizza
and bacon with brown sauce..what else
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"I think I only have one, but I will sound like an utter muppet if I say it - so only my mum knows actually. It is so not for public information
Oh come on now... half a story is not acceptable... spill the beans... "
Just don't let the juice touch anything else when you spill!
Now come on Mr Cojones, I've already made myself look a right snob with my stance against bottles of sauce on the table (if it doesn't go properly into a sauce boat or a little dish then it belongs in a caff not in my dining room!) 
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"Bacon sandwiches should not be eaten with any sauce whatsoever.
Everyone is entitled to an opinion, and I often agree with you Miss Innocent, but this time you're soooo wrong "
I'm never wrong  |
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"Bacon sandwiches should not be eaten with any sauce whatsoever.
Everyone is entitled to an opinion, and I often agree with you Miss Innocent, but this time you're soooo wrong
I'm never wrong "
Sorry I was transfixed by the breasts, what was you saying? Ah yes, you're totally right about bacon sandwiches not needing sauce |
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"What food rules do you have?"
Oh-oh, I need this thread to fill up before Mrs ddc gets home and spills the beans on some of my ocd (obsessive, culinary, deviancies)
Our main family one is that Saturday's dinner must be eaten in the lounge, on our laps, watching tv, and must never involve vegetables. (Though on occasion, I have stretched the term 'salad garnish' quite widely)
I didn't get away with cabbage pizza though 
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"I like colour in food, when I make Curry I always add small pieces of Red, orange, yellow and green pepper to the rice, it looks very colourful, I do it with most foods, it`s a Japanese colour system of five colours, looks great.
P.S. Am I mad?
Nah, natural colour variety on your plate means you're getting a variety of nutrients and vitamins. A rainbow plate is a healthy plate (please note this Ryan, and the toy from your happymeal does not count as part of the rainbow )"
That's why I like fully loaded kebabs. My shirt always ends up full of colour |
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Fussy sod lol I'll eat anything except lamb, sea food and mushrooms unless they're chopped up real small so I can hardly see or taste them or feel the texture. Apart from that, I'm not a fussy eater. |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"I think I only have one, but I will sound like an utter muppet if I say it - so only my mum knows actually. It is so not for public information
Oh come on now... half a story is not acceptable... spill the beans...
Just don't let the juice touch anything else when you spill!
Now come on Mr Cojones, I've already made myself look a right snob with my stance against bottles of sauce on the table (if it doesn't go properly into a sauce boat or a little dish then it belongs in a caff not in my dining room!)
Share!"
haha - I've only just read back, sorry... it's quite dull - it's, I can only ever have 9 scampi. I find 8 too few and 10 too many. eeek.
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"I think I only have one, but I will sound like an utter muppet if I say it - so only my mum knows actually. It is so not for public information
Oh come on now... half a story is not acceptable... spill the beans...
Just don't let the juice touch anything else when you spill!
Now come on Mr Cojones, I've already made myself look a right snob with my stance against bottles of sauce on the table (if it doesn't go properly into a sauce boat or a little dish then it belongs in a caff not in my dining room!)
Share!
haha - I've only just read back, sorry... it's quite dull - it's, I can only ever have 9 scampi. I find 8 too few and 10 too many. eeek.
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Yup... tell your Mum not to tell anyone.
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Ketchup only, never brown sauce.
Cold rice pudding please.
Vegetables need to have some bite, not be mush - though chip shop peas accepted.
No mayo ever - grinds my gears how most sandwiches have it now.
Heathen time - no blood with the meat, cook it properly.
Fish supper Fridays please.
No sugar in hot drinks.
No carbonated drinks, unless as a mixer. |
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"What ever meat we have for a roast dinner - always have mint sauce."
Mint sauce has become traditional whenever cabbage is served no matter what the meat. The cabbage haters will cheerfully help themselves to a portion as long as they can drown it in mint sauce! |
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There is only one ice cream and that is Cornish.
There shalt be no fookin anything lurking within.
Chicken is high roasted to crisp the skin
Marinating does not improve flavours
The only baked potato worth eating is somethered in butter and garlic
Pasta should only be covered in basil, pine nuts and oil.
Vegetables are to be eaten raw or al dente
It is impossible to cook a rissotto on the oven this renders it to a mere rice dish.
Toast must be cooled before being buttered
Tea is made after the kettle has cooled for ten minutes
Marmalade must be thick cut and bitter
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"The fishfinger butty also needs brown sauce
Heathen, it's ketchup or nothing
Ketchup is for girls
Nooo!!!
Mayo or hollandaise and on soft white bread with proper butter! "
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"I'm going to put the cat among the fishfingers now... they are already covered in bread crumbs so why do you then put them between bread?
Chips do not belong in a butty.
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Flippin southerners!
Don't you know that every perfect snack should be capable of being put in between bread?
I even know those who have a pie butty! Mind they come from Wigan and they're a tad odd around there
Betcha don't have gravy with everything either  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm going to put the cat among the fishfingers now... they are already covered in bread crumbs so why do you then put them between bread?
Chips do not belong in a butty.
Flippin southerners!
Don't you know that every perfect snack should be capable of being put in between bread?
I even know those who have a pie butty! Mind they come from Wigan and they're a tad odd around there
Betcha don't have gravy with everything either "
You know full well I don't have gravy at all. Maybe a nice jus with some things but let's not get carried away.
Next you'll be telling me about adding crisps into sandwiches.
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"I'm going to put the cat among the fishfingers now... they are already covered in bread crumbs so why do you then put them between bread?
Chips do not belong in a butty.
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Oh perleeeease Lickety. Have you no taste
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over a year ago
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"I'm going to put the cat among the fishfingers now... they are already covered in bread crumbs so why do you then put them between bread?
Chips do not belong in a butty.
Oh perleeeease Lickety. Have you no taste
And a big sticky up for a crisp butty"
I'm going to put broccoli in your butty.
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Chips do not belong in a butty.
What are you talking about woman??
Chip butties rock!!
If it doesn't go in a piece it's not worth eating! "
It is my most favourite food ever! |
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over a year ago
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Chips do not belong in a butty.
What are you talking about woman??
Chip butties rock!!
If it doesn't go in a piece it's not worth eating! "
You're talking foreign, we don't have a piece down here. |
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"I'm going to put the cat among the fishfingers now... they are already covered in bread crumbs so why do you then put them between bread?
Chips do not belong in a butty.
Oh perleeeease Lickety. Have you no taste
And a big sticky up for a crisp butty
I'm going to put broccoli in your butty.
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Chips do not belong in a butty.
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Sometimes they do, on other occasions they are nice in a bowl covered in baked beans and topped with grated mature cheddar..
a dash of Worcester sauce and tuck in.. |
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over a year ago
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Chips do not belong in a butty.
Sometimes they do, on other occasions they are nice in a bowl covered in baked beans and topped with grated mature cheddar..
a dash of Worcester sauce and tuck in.. "
Salt and vinegar only. They need nothing else.
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You shall not put raisins in curry.
You shall not put pineapple on pizza
You shall not try to add bacon to desserts
Strawberry flavoured anything is god-awful.
Coffee flavoured anything is god-awful.
Torisashi is the food equivalent of running through a minefield wearing clown shoes. |
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If you like the vinegar flavour on chips but downt want to send your chips limp with liquid, get some sodium acetate powder (food grade) from Amazon.
All the vinegar flavour, none of the soggy. |
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Brown sauce is the work of the devil
Fish fingers should be served with chips and peas (are you students?)
Bacon sausage and egg on toast with real butter and a can of cola is the best cure for a hangover
Chocolate ice cream is the least summery flavour it's aweful |
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Chips do not belong in a butty.
What are you talking about woman??
Chip butties rock!!
If it doesn't go in a piece it's not worth eating!
You're talking foreign, we don't have a piece down here. "
A piece is bread. Terminology used from even further north than me (yes Lickety there is a further north!)  |
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over a year ago
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Chips do not belong in a butty.
What are you talking about woman??
Chip butties rock!!
If it doesn't go in a piece it's not worth eating!
You're talking foreign, we don't have a piece down here.
A piece is bread. Terminology used from even further north than me (yes Lickety there is a further north!) "
I know, I've been up there. I was asked if I wanted a "ginger" and piece (I heard peas) with my meal.
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Chips do not belong in a butty.
What are you talking about woman??
Chip butties rock!!
If it doesn't go in a piece it's not worth eating!
You're talking foreign, we don't have a piece down here.
A piece is bread. Terminology used from even further north than me (yes Lickety there is a further north!)
I know, I've been up there. I was asked if I wanted a "ginger" and piece (I heard peas) with my meal.
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A piece and jam was a staple as a kid! |
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Chips do not belong in a butty.
What are you talking about woman??
Chip butties rock!!
If it doesn't go in a piece it's not worth eating!
You're talking foreign, we don't have a piece down here.
A piece is bread. Terminology used from even further north than me (yes Lickety there is a further north!)
I know, I've been up there. I was asked if I wanted a "ginger" and piece (I heard peas) with my meal.
A piece and jam was a staple as a kid! "
Stovies piece .... Lovely |
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