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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not only are the chocolate bars getting smaller, the Argos book is too!!!

Pops will no longer be able to use one to make himself taller!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol!

Why use one when you can use two?

Well that's what some say about cocks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lol!

Why use one when you can use two?

Well that's what some say about cocks! "

Unless he has really small feet, he won't fit on one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thats cruel

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

They do a nice St Andrews cross. 3 person self assembly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This made me giggle!

Poor Pops!

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

What if he used one for each foot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if he used one for each foot? "

That could work obviously, but he is only allowed to use one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This made me giggle!

Poor Pops!"

he loves an Argos Book

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"thats cruel

he knows I luv him

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's no laughing matter. Some of us rely on such things.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

they can be glued together to make argos-platformers

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You don't to know what he does with the Argos pen!

C...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's no laughing matter. Some of us rely on such things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You don't to know what he does with the Argos pen!

C..."

A cock size indicator?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"they can be glued together to make argos-platformers"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yellow Pages is better. Can phone for a pizza and a taxi afterwards too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don't to know what he does with the Argos pen!

C...

A cock size indicator?

It's why he's banned from Argos!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your cruel, you should mock the vertically challenged. Guess I'm in pops corner to. OI

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You don't to know what he does with the Argos pen!

C...

A cock size indicator?

It's why he's banned from Argos!"

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your cruel, you should mock the vertically challenged. Guess I'm in pops corner to. OI

I'm a shortie too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your cruel, you should mock the vertically challenged. Guess I'm in pops corner to. OI

I'm a shortie too

And that should read shouldn't.. Aha.. Now I know why you protest, to the downsizing of the argos catalogue!

I like shorties, there on my level.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your cruel, you should mock the vertically challenged. Guess I'm in pops corner to. OI

I'm a shortie too

And that should read shouldn't.. Aha.. Now I know why you protest, to the downsizing of the argos catalogue!

I like shorties, there on my level. "
their*

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yellow Pages is better. Can phone for a pizza and a taxi afterwards too."

Have you seen the Yellow Pages these days?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I prefer the smaller Argos catalogue. It doesn't hurt so much when Argos staff hit me with it when I ask them which section has sex toys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excellent Happyget it made me titter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You bastard.

You can piss right off you cheeky shit. You're bloody shorter than me anyway. Flipping tiny. Come up to my shoulders and you giving me grief.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know OP, this thread would have work just as well with a solitary smiley.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You bastard.

You can piss right off you cheeky shit. You're bloody shorter than me anyway. Flipping tiny. Come up to my shoulders and you giving me grief.

This is what you get for handing over your socks, Pops!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You bastard.

You can piss right off you cheeky shit. You're bloody shorter than me anyway. Flipping tiny. Come up to my shoulders and you giving me grief.

This is what you get for handing over your socks, Pops!

She still owes me some tights actually.

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By *osafewordneededMan over a year ago

City

lol, gave me a laugh

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