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By *ashful Baz OP Man over a year ago

poole dorset

To satisfy a woman:

Praise her!

Pamper her!

Humour her!

Cuddle her!

Hold her tight!

Kiss her!

Phone her!

Charm her!

Romance her!

Talk to her! Listen to her!

Respect her!

Love her!

To satisfy a man:

SUCK HIS COCK!!

Job Done!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

or fuck his cock

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By *ashful Baz OP Man over a year ago

poole dorset

"or fuck his cock

Sounds good to me!

Got sent that one today, thought I would post it for a laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've always believed that most guys are pretty simple animals

Feed us, fuck us and keep us warm, and most of us will be content.

The clever ladies can see this a mile off and play along with our game in exchange for all the things they want, and everyone is happy.

It just makes you wonder why so many of us fuck it up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To satisfy a woman:

Praise her!

Pamper her!

Humour her!

Cuddle her!

Hold her tight!

Kiss her!

Phone her!

Charm her!

Romance her!

Talk to her! Listen to her!

Respect her!

Love her!

To satisfy a man:

SUCK HIS COCK!!

Job Done!

Women are so easy to please

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

you forgot giver her your credit card to buy more..... SHOES!!!!!!!

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By *ashful Baz OP Man over a year ago

poole dorset

"you forgot giver her your credit card to buy more..... SHOES!!!!!!!

Oh yes, my flexible Friend!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

make him the best meal he has ever had dress up sexie smell so good he could eat you after. jo x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where on that list does it mention "buy her shoes"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

it doesn't but look a couple of posts up!!! hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I know the posts were in favour-should've mentioned the OP

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"To satisfy a woman:

Praise her!

Pamper her!

Humour her!

Cuddle her!

Hold her tight!

Kiss her!

Phone her!

Charm her!

Romance her!

Talk to her! Listen to her!

Respect her!

Love her!

To satisfy a man:

SUCK HIS COCK!!

Job Done!

you could give a girl all this,and she will be satisfied,and happy,but after a wee while.she will think this guys a wank.

on the other hand,a guy will be happy forever.with a bit of regular cock sucking.

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By *ashful Baz OP Man over a year ago

poole dorset

"make him the best meal he has ever had dress up sexie smell so good he could eat you after. jo x"

That would suit me fine, no good leaving the cooking to me, I even struggle to boil an egg!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just want shoes

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By *ashful Baz OP Man over a year ago

poole dorset

"I just want shoes"

Alright, you can have some shoes!

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