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The great Missing Sock debate
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You put two in one comes oot where the hell do they go...its like I always put a tissue under my pillow on a evening is it there on a morning No...where the hell do these items go....im blaming funky and invictus....bloody time machines and all that sci fi nonsense  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I 'had' a pair of Where's Wally socks, one of which has gone missing. The irony makes me chuckle...
You can use the other on your cock now  "
That would 've a good idea if I didn't have abnormally large feet and a tiny penis! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's like pegs - ever noticed they disappear too! I buy more , go to hang my washing out and there's not enough pegs to do it all. "
I must buy a bag of pegs every damn week...altho Victor had some on his penis the other day so im thinking he stole the pegs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I 'had' a pair of Where's Wally socks, one of which has gone missing. The irony makes me chuckle...
You can use the other on your cock now
That would 've a good idea if I didn't have abnormally large feet and a tiny penis! "
Maybe a phone sock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jerry Seinfeld said they are running away to join puppet shows,lol. As good a reason as any I suppose, but why can`t they run away as a couple so at least you can save one pair. |
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My friend Ali (who is not a ninja) will deliberately always wear odd socks to prevent this happening. Just mixes em all up in a draw and picks two out without looking. Works a treat, no more orphaned socks!
However, he looks like a twat. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My friend Ali (who is not a ninja) will deliberately always wear odd socks to prevent this happening. Just mixes em all up in a draw and picks two out without looking. Works a treat, no more orphaned socks!
However, he looks like a twat."
You have friends? |
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"My friend Ali (who is not a ninja) will deliberately always wear odd socks to prevent this happening. Just mixes em all up in a draw and picks two out without looking. Works a treat, no more orphaned socks!
However, he looks like a twat.
You have friends? "
Well technically they are just my multiple personalities but I think of them as friends. |
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"It's like pegs - ever noticed they disappear too! I buy more , go to hang my washing out and there's not enough pegs to do it all.
I must buy a bag of pegs every damn week...altho Victor had some on his penis the other day so im thinking he stole the pegs "
Haha, have you two seen my pegs photo? Who nicked all the pegs?.....who nicked all the pegs.... |
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"My friend Ali (who is not a ninja) will deliberately always wear odd socks to prevent this happening. Just mixes em all up in a draw and picks two out without looking. Works a treat, no more orphaned socks!
However, he looks like a twat.
You have friends?
Well technically they are just my multiple personalities but I think of them
as friends."
Marks been dumped then?  |
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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago
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Sock manufacturers have people on the inside of washing machine manufacturers, making sure that they are purposely designed to 'dispose' of one sock per load. Occasionally there is a fault in the manufacture, and they dispose of a pair at a time, but people don't seem to notice this.
This is not a conspiracy theory, it is fact.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My friend Ali (who is not a ninja) will deliberately always wear odd socks to prevent this happening. Just mixes em all up in a draw and picks two out without looking. Works a treat, no more orphaned socks!
However, he looks like a twat.
You have friends?
Well technically they are just my multiple personalities but I think of them as friends."
Your meds on to the right of you sweetie ..go wash that choccy off tho before you take em |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's like pegs - ever noticed they disappear too! I buy more , go to hang my washing out and there's not enough pegs to do it all.
I must buy a bag of pegs every damn week...altho Victor had some on his penis the other day so im thinking he stole the pegs
Haha, have you two seen my pegs photo? Who nicked all the pegs?.....who nicked all the pegs.... "
Waits patiently for said pic to arrive in inbox  |
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"My friend Ali (who is not a ninja) will deliberately always wear odd socks to prevent this happening. Just mixes em all up in a draw and picks two out without looking. Works a treat, no more orphaned socks!
However, he looks like a twat.
You have friends?
Well technically they are just my multiple personalities but I think of them
as friends.
Marks been dumped then? "
NooOOoOoOoo my friend Mark (who is a ninja) is still here. He says hi BTW. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sock manufacturers have people on the inside of washing machine manufacturers, making sure that they are purposely designed to 'dispose' of one sock per load. Occasionally there is a fault in the manufacture, and they dispose of a pair at a time, but people don't seem to notice this.
This is not a conspiracy theory, it is fact...."
Atlast the real reason  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sock manufacturers have people on the inside of washing machine manufacturers, making sure that they are purposely designed to 'dispose' of one sock per load. Occasionally there is a fault in the manufacture, and they dispose of a pair at a time, but people don't seem to notice this.
This is not a conspiracy theory, it is fact...."
I bloody knew it!  |
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