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Football Is FAKE!!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Results of the matches are pre-determined, the players are in on the act, the "injuries", goals and "drama" are all written into this giant farce, of a sport.

The "managers" of the teams, the referees and the players all the results of the matches, and in some cases, even the exact score in the end. Some goals are carefully planned and choreographed before hand, but if the score, for example, the end score is scripted to be 3-2, but it's still 2-2, and the "goal" hasn't gone as planned, now the players must use their intuition, and improvise and use another method to score the goal, which usually looks less spectacular, or if they're desperate, an own goal of some kind is usually a way of changing the score.

The referee

The referee holds all the cards, literally. But have you ever noticed, that when a referee gives a player a yellow card and "books" them, he has to look into a small notebook? The perfect chance to have a break, re-read the script, or remind the "booked" or "warned" player about what to do. This is a kind-of un-verbal signal, when a player "fouls" another, it's usually a hint to the referee that he has forgoten/needs reminding of the script.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Copied and pasted...sucha wonderful tool... what is your agenda ?lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haribo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Football is not wrestling, WWE is fake lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the OP needs to get out more

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By *L RogueMan over a year ago

London

Is this a "I don't understand the offside rule so I'm lashing out" thread?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't like football.

Pass

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"I don't like football.

Pass"

I like footballers legs. Fuck.

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I believed it all until the ' now the players must use their intuition ' that has blown it for me .

Jo x

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I don't like football.

Pass

I like footballers legs. Fuck. "

Meh, they're attached to footballers.

Maybe rugby. With the sound off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whatever you're taking OP

You should try selling it you'll be a millionaire

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"I don't like football.

Pass

I like footballers legs. Fuck.

Meh, they're attached to footballers.

Maybe rugby. With the sound off."

Footballers legs or rugby players chests? Hmm no competition rugby it is!

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"I don't like football.

Pass

I like footballers legs. Fuck.

Meh, they're attached to footballers.

Maybe rugby. With the sound off.

Footballers legs or rugby players chests? Hmm no competition rugby it is! "

Rugby players thighs MMMmmmmm

Jo x

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By *dventuroususCouple over a year ago

sunderland

I sincerely hope this is the wind up it looks like op.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't like football.

Pass"

This is not getting the attention it deserves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This sounds strikingly similar to an April Fools prank done by Sky Sports. They claimed the Premier League had gone into talks with the script writers from the WWE for a 39th game in the USA with all that the OP has written about.. It was brilliant!

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"I think the OP needs to get out more

On the contrary... OP needs to stay indoors...away from keyboards

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By *abloversCouple over a year ago

London

Damn I thought it was real. Gutted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, I thought I was about to read that Football never responded to messages, kept people dangling with the promise of a meet and then going cold and blocking, had dubious and possibly pinched photos and veris made up by pixies. Was about to point out that Football should be reported, not named and shamed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't like football.

Pass

This is not getting the attention it deserves "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, I thought I was about to read that Football never responded to messages, kept people dangling with the promise of a meet and then going cold and blocking, had dubious and possibly pinched photos and veris made up by pixies. Was about to point out that Football should be reported, not named and shamed!

Ah but then football would really be a man pretending to be football ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we get a break on the copy paste bollocks for a while.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not a fan of football at all,

this is clearly copy and pasted nonsense though and far to stretched in detail to hold any truth, a script is outstandingly crazy, barrowotsit cant put a bib on let alone follow a script,

personally dont rule out a predetermined result (FIFA have always been so honest)

a quick google of a section of the text brought up this page,

http://footballisfake.blogspot.co.uk/

mad man ramblings for effect,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we get a break on the copy paste bollocks for a while."

And return to the not copied and pasted bollocks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we get a break on the copy paste bollocks for a while.

And return to the not copied and pasted bollocks?