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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

I'm having a few today..

Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small.

The shoes I got to wear Saturday night are so stupidly high that im not sure I'll get through the night without breaking an ankle but they look sooooo amazing with the wet look leggings that I can't part with them.

Had my hair cut and the when I said 'just trim a tiny bit off the front' she heard 'scalp me' and now it's gonna take about 2 years to grow back!!

Someone told me the new haribo star mix were amazing.. They aren't!!

Think that's it for today..,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yours is way more complex, my thread just involved biscuit choice

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By *edangel_2013Woman  over a year ago

southend

I woke up with Hummus in my eyebrows. Midnight snacking just isn't as fun as it used to be!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small."

I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small.

I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse. "

It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I definitely had a first world problem a couple of weeks ago. Because of the really nice weather I thought I should go to the beach but couldn't decide if I could be bothered to get the car out or just walk!!

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By *ourbonKissMan  over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small.

I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.

It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat! "

My wallet feels your pain too, I can't buy off the rack suits as my shoulders are broader and my arms are longer than people of my stature it seems. So my only option is to have them tailored

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


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It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat! "

Its almost impossible finding any new jeans or trousers to fit... Seems all women are supposed to have skinny legs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small.

I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse. "

You might want to have a look at animal for jeans, I once bought a pair of size 33 jeans from there, but it's been a while so I would check but it might solve your problem

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sharrup! You're going out on Saturday. Where was my invitation, eh?

My first world problem today is that the hrunt work I was doing was lost not once but twice because my broadband dropped out. Stupid online system that fails to save updates.

I'm having a little break before returning to it.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small.

I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.

It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat!

My wallet feels your pain too, I can't buy off the rack suits as my shoulders are broader and my arms are longer than people of my stature it seems. So my only option is to have them tailored "

Oh nooo!!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


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It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat!

Its almost impossible finding any new jeans or trousers to fit... Seems all women are supposed to have skinny legs

"

Haha.. With all the squats and leg work I do that's not likely

Maybe I'll take up running. My legs were slimmer then.. But I was a wimp. Hmmm... Dilemmas

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small.

I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.

You might want to have a look at animal for jeans, I once bought a pair of size 33 jeans from there, but it's been a while so I would check but it might solve your problem"

Thanks for the tip! It's worth a look!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Sharrup! You're going out on Saturday. Where was my invitation, eh?

My first world problem today is that the hrunt work I was doing was lost not once but twice because my broadband dropped out. Stupid online system that fails to save updates.

I'm having a little break before returning to it.

"

Only for a few drinks with my friend from work. It'll all be a very quiet affair im sure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You might want to have a look at animal for jeans, I once bought a pair of size 33 jeans from there, but it's been a while so I would check but it might solve your problem"

H&M used to do inbetween sizes too (not sure if they still do) but my difficult is as much finding something I like let alone the sizes they offer.

#truefirstworldproblems

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts

My crumpets are too big for my toaster

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My crumpets are too big for my toaster "

You can square ones for the toaster now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My crumpets are too big for my toaster "

Or maybe the toasters too small for the crumpets.....

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"My crumpets are too big for my toaster

You can square ones for the toaster now.

"

Ooh! That's going on my shopping list!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"My crumpets are too big for my toaster

Or maybe the toasters too small for the crumpets..... "

They're deep fill crumpets (according to the packet lol), but yeah, the toaster is pretty small too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My crumpets are too big for my toaster

Or maybe the toasters too small for the crumpets.....

They're deep fill crumpets (according to the packet lol), but yeah, the toaster is pretty small too "

Deep fill.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"My crumpets are too big for my toaster

Or maybe the toasters too small for the crumpets.....

They're deep fill crumpets (according to the packet lol), but yeah, the toaster is pretty small too

Deep fill. "

You're worse than me.. I'm watching csi and there was a thing about a gunshot being 4 inches deep.. They were doing the ballistics test and Catherine goes "that's a 12 inch penetration"... I choked on my crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My crumpets are too big for my toaster

Or maybe the toasters too small for the crumpets.....

They're deep fill crumpets (according to the packet lol), but yeah, the toaster is pretty small too

Deep fill.

You're worse than me.. I'm watching csi and there was a thing about a gunshot being 4 inches deep.. They were doing the ballistics test and Catherine goes "that's a 12 inch penetration"... I choked on my crumpet "

Nonono.

Andrew woke up the other morning, pressed snooze twice. I was dozing and he said he didn't know if he could fit another one in.

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"Sharrup! You're going out on Saturday. Where was my invitation, eh?

My first world problem today is that the hrunt work I was doing was lost not once but twice because my broadband dropped out. Stupid online system that fails to save updates.

I'm having a little break before returning to it.

Only for a few drinks with my friend from work. It'll all be a very quiet affair im sure "

I've said that many a time and it never turns out that way.

You in high shoes and wet look leggings, now i just can't seem to get that image out of my head.

If you struggle walking in them, hire one of those chinese type taxi things, (called a rickshaw), to transport you in luxury from one bar to the next, i'm sure there would be a large supply of guys on here willing to do the job if you can find a rickshaw going spare in Kent?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sharrup! You're going out on Saturday. Where was my invitation, eh?

My first world problem today is that the hrunt work I was doing was lost not once but twice because my broadband dropped out. Stupid online system that fails to save updates.

I'm having a little break before returning to it.

Only for a few drinks with my friend from work. It'll all be a very quiet affair im sure

I've said that many a time and it never turns out that way.

You in high shoes and wet look leggings, now i just can't seem to get that image out of my head.

If you struggle walking in them, hire one of those chinese type taxi things, (called a rickshaw), to transport you in luxury from one bar to the next, i'm sure there would be a large supply of guys on here willing to do the job if you can find a rickshaw going spare in Kent? "

If there is a large supply of men then surely a sedan would be better. Four of you should do for the first shift and another four for the return journey home.

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By *onbons_xxMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Some car was being plugged into charge at a charging point and meant I had to walk around the lead/pillar, diverting my course of path, adding an extra 2 seconds to my route

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London

Where to start!

We had a new vending machine installed at work: all free. I couldn't decide between cappuccino, mocha latte or hot chocolate. Tried them all and had to increase my workout at the gym.

Promised to buy my daughter a buggy. She sent me a link to the one she wants: icandy peach 3 twin which costs more than my car!!!

Hmm...do I rob Barclays or HSBC?!! Decisions decisions!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Where to start!

We had a new vending machine installed at work: all free. I couldn't decide between cappuccino, mocha latte or hot chocolate. Tried them all and had to increase my workout at the gym.

Promised to buy my daughter a buggy. She sent me a link to the one she wants: icandy peach 3 twin which costs more than my car!!!

Hmm...do I rob Barclays or HSBC?!! Decisions decisions!!!"

Hold up! Are you telling us you are GRANNY Miss_Tress?

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By *eneral HysteriaMan  over a year ago

Newcastle


"I'm having a few today..

Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small.

The shoes I got to wear Saturday night are so stupidly high that im not sure I'll get through the night without breaking an ankle but they look sooooo amazing with the wet look leggings that I can't part with them.

Had my hair cut and the when I said 'just trim a tiny bit off the front' she heard 'scalp me' and now it's gonna take about 2 years to grow back!!

Someone told me the new haribo star mix were amazing.. They aren't!!

Think that's it for today.., "

Get the 8's - go for the tight ass and the camel-toe.

Get those heels - heels rock.

No one will be looking at your hair - they'll be looking at your gorgeous figure, tight ass and camel toe in those jeans.

Haribo? Jelly Babies rule

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small.

I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse. "

Might I suggest a sultry sarong. Effortlessly elegant and one size fits all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Might I suggest a sultry sarong. Effortlessly elegant and one size fits all. "

I'd agree with you but my boss may have a different opinion.

Equal rights my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Having to pick the stalks off under quality sultanas is such a bind in the mornings

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By *ourbonKissMan  over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small.

I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.

It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat!

My wallet feels your pain too, I can't buy off the rack suits as my shoulders are broader and my arms are longer than people of my stature it seems. So my only option is to have them tailored

Oh nooo!! "

I Know!!! But it does feel good picking out the cloth and style you want though. I should be having a fitting later sometime this weekend

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

Trying to decide between buying one pink magnum for £1.80 which is the one I really wanted or a box of 3 white ones for £1.67.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan  over a year ago

here


"Trying to decide between buying one pink magnum for £1.80 which is the one I really wanted or a box of 3 white ones for £1.67. "

Quality over quantity every time

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Trying to decide between buying one pink magnum for £1.80 which is the one I really wanted or a box of 3 white ones for £1.67.

Quality over quantity every time "

The dilemma proved too much for my tired brain today so I went for a feast instead..

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan  over a year ago

here


"Trying to decide between buying one pink magnum for £1.80 which is the one I really wanted or a box of 3 white ones for £1.67.

Quality over quantity every time

The dilemma proved too much for my tired brain today so I went for a feast instead.. "

There's always tomorrow

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The portion wrapped cream crackers come with three in the pack and I need/want four. If I open another pack then I'll have two left over.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My take-away needed salt.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

Still can't decide on these shoes.

If not these shoes then need other shoes.

Worried I'll break an ankle in these shoes.

No time to shop for other shoes.

Fuck!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Still can't decide on these shoes.

If not these shoes then need other shoes.

Worried I'll break an ankle in these shoes.

No time to shop for other shoes.

Fuck!!"

Strap your ankles and rock the fuck out of your outfit...

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Still can't decide on these shoes.

If not these shoes then need other shoes.

Worried I'll break an ankle in these shoes.

No time to shop for other shoes.

Fuck!!

Strap your ankles and rock the fuck out of your outfit..."

It's all good till I make a cunt of myself falling on my face!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small.

I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.

It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat! "

Have you tried Massimo Dutti they are really well tailored x

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small.

I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.

It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat!

Have you tried Massimo Dutti they are really well tailored x"

Never even heard of them! Expensive? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small.

I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.

It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat!

Have you tried Massimo Dutti they are really well tailored x

Never even heard of them! Expensive? X"

Not cheap certainly but not ridiculous either x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"Trying to decide between buying one pink magnum for £1.80 which is the one I really wanted or a box of 3 white ones for £1.67.

Quality over quantity every time

The dilemma proved too much for my tired brain today so I went for a feast instead.. "

There is a magnum shop at convent garden

It looks fantastic,you can dip your magnum in different toppings

The queue was down the street,I could only gaze through the door from afar and drool

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

For months a complete arsehat with a totally unnecessarily noisy motor bike has been pissing my entire street off visiting his mrs at all hours and revving the stupid thing. Her house is behind mine so it wakes my boy up all the time!

I got told she was moving last week. Thank fuck for that!

She's moved.

To the other end of the road! So now instead of driving round the back of my house he drives past the front!!

FOR FUCK SAKE.

Ps. Still undecided on the shoes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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I'm not laughing...

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


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He's a cock! Plus the knob head that bought my exes bike (after he lost his license for d*unk driving when he smashed up my house!) drives it round and round all day. I recognise the noise of it before it comes round the corner. It's like I'm being haunted by a bloody motorbike

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"Where to start!

We had a new vending machine installed at work: all free. I couldn't decide between cappuccino, mocha latte or hot chocolate. Tried them all and had to increase my workout at the gym.

Promised to buy my daughter a buggy. She sent me a link to the one she wants: icandy peach 3 twin which costs more than my car!!!

Hmm...do I rob Barclays or HSBC?!! Decisions decisions!!!

Hold up! Are you telling us you are GRANNY Miss_Tress?"

My eldest is expecting twins!!! When she went from baby to wife and soon mother is beyond me...but hey, Ben can't wait. His response was he'd never had a gilf!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"Where to start!

We had a new vending machine installed at work: all free. I couldn't decide between cappuccino, mocha latte or hot chocolate. Tried them all and had to increase my workout at the gym.

Promised to buy my daughter a buggy. She sent me a link to the one she wants: icandy peach 3 twin which costs more than my car!!!

Hmm...do I rob Barclays or HSBC?!! Decisions decisions!!!

Hold up! Are you telling us you are GRANNY Miss_Tress?

My eldest is expecting twins!!! When she went from baby to wife and soon mother is beyond me...but hey, Ben can't wait. His response was he'd never had a gilf! "

Congratulations

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"For months a complete arsehat with a totally unnecessarily noisy motor bike has been pissing my entire street off visiting his mrs at all hours and revving the stupid thing. Her house is behind mine so it wakes my boy up all the time!

I got told she was moving last week. Thank fuck for that!

She's moved.

To the other end of the road! So now instead of driving round the back of my house he drives past the front!!

FOR FUCK SAKE.

Ps. Still undecided on the shoes! "

...sorry

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"Where to start!

We had a new vending machine installed at work: all free. I couldn't decide between cappuccino, mocha latte or hot chocolate. Tried them all and had to increase my workout at the gym.

Promised to buy my daughter a buggy. She sent me a link to the one she wants: icandy peach 3 twin which costs more than my car!!!

Hmm...do I rob Barclays or HSBC?!! Decisions decisions!!!

Hold up! Are you telling us you are GRANNY Miss_Tress?

My eldest is expecting twins!!! When she went from baby to wife and soon mother is beyond me...but hey, Ben can't wait. His response was he'd never had a gilf!

Congratulations "

thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I couldn't get hold of anyone I needed in work, and my mate cancelled our planned pint. And I cracked my iPhone screen, two weeks old

Can't be arsed sorting it out yet, it's insured though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a really "blonde" moment yesterday.

(No offence to blondes by the way, just figure of speech)

Had a boiler service 2 days ago. Went to use the hot water the morning after and none was coming through.

Checked to see if I had enough gas on the meter. Check.

Rang the service people back to say it wasn't working. A guy was coming between 5-8 yesterday to have a look.

He arrived to only tell me the boiler was switched off!!!

I didn't think to look there, as the only time I turn it off is if I go away!

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By *adybee77Woman  over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Hottie, GAP and H&M do half sizes of jeans... and I find new look jeans actually feel like a half size sometimes too.

My first world problem... the local shop has run out of lemons and limes... what on earth will I have in my sparkling water tonight now?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had a really "blonde" moment yesterday.

(No offence to blondes by the way, just figure of speech)

Had a boiler service 2 days ago. Went to use the hot water the morning after and none was coming through.

Checked to see if I had enough gas on the meter. Check.

Rang the service people back to say it wasn't working. A guy was coming between 5-8 yesterday to have a look.

He arrived to only tell me the boiler was switched off!!!

I didn't think to look there, as the only time I turn it off is if I go away! "

A few weeks ago I was in a sauna and steam room, I went to my locker and couldn't find the key to open it,

I walked back to the sauna and looked and asked if anyone had seen it, Done the same in the steam room, Then asked the assistant if anyone had handed it in,

It wasn't until I walked back into the changing area that I noticed the key which is on a band was on my arm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had a really "blonde" moment yesterday.

(No offence to blondes by the way, just figure of speech)

Had a boiler service 2 days ago. Went to use the hot water the morning after and none was coming through.

Checked to see if I had enough gas on the meter. Check.

Rang the service people back to say it wasn't working. A guy was coming between 5-8 yesterday to have a look.

He arrived to only tell me the boiler was switched off!!!

I didn't think to look there, as the only time I turn it off is if I go away!

A few weeks ago I was in a sauna and steam room, I went to my locker and couldn't find the key to open it,

I walked back to the sauna and looked and asked if anyone had seen it, Done the same in the steam room, Then asked the assistant if anyone had handed it in,

It wasn't until I walked back into the changing area that I noticed the key which is on a band was on my arm

"

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Hold up! Are you telling us you are GRANNY Miss_Tress?

My eldest is expecting twins!!! When she went from baby to wife and soon mother is beyond me...but hey, Ben can't wait. His response was he'd never had a gilf! "

How exciting. Now you'll really have to hide all the torture gear because in a couple of years those grandbabies will be curious kids.

Twins to start is tough! And expensive. But what an adventure.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

Merseyside

I simply go ape when I can't get a size 0 on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I may interject I think you will find its all about the "super mix" oh the white ones!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Which bathroom suite to choose?

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"Hottie, GAP and H&M do half sizes of jeans... and I find new look jeans actually feel like a half size sometimes too.

My first world problem... the local shop has run out of lemons and limes... what on earth will I have in my sparkling water tonight now? "

Ice???

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"I simply go ape when I can't get a size 0 on. "

The tree climbing experience on cannock chase?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where to start!

We had a new vending machine installed at work: all free. I couldn't decide between cappuccino, mocha latte or hot chocolate. Tried them all and had to increase my workout at the gym.

Promised to buy my daughter a buggy. She sent me a link to the one she wants: icandy peach 3 twin which costs more than my car!!!

Hmm...do I rob Barclays or HSBC?!! Decisions decisions!!!"

If you're robbing one bank, might as well do the other over on the way out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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My arms are too short to reach the pringles. .....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My problem will be juggling work 3 days a week and college 4 when September comes around and trying to pay off the bank for the pleasure of a burnout lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My arms are too short to reach the pringles. ..... "

I don't have Pringles.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts

I've run out of data on my phone.. so I had to top up my spare phone (which is crap and has a short battery life) because it's cheaper than my contract phone

I also don't like my new hand soap...

And I don't have a screw driver so I can't take the bulbs out of my fridge...

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"Where to start!

We had a new vending machine installed at work: all free. I couldn't decide between cappuccino, mocha latte or hot chocolate. Tried them all and had to increase my workout at the gym.

Promised to buy my daughter a buggy. She sent me a link to the one she wants: icandy peach 3 twin which costs more than my car!!!

Hmm...do I rob Barclays or HSBC?!! Decisions decisions!!!

If you're robbing one bank, might as well do the other over on the way out "

Just don't rob Lloyd's it's tax payer owned.

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock

Take car into mechanic for one small job today, he finds 3 big jobs that need doing on it.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts

Oh and my new glass dildos still haven't arrived

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts

And I've watched all my dvds and I don't have proper TV

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just over cooked my filet steak and I had ran out of peppercorn source

Not happy

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

Ive just booked in for piloxing knockout workout classes.. I'm fairly sure that im going to die doing that!!

Least I won't have to worry about the shoes.

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By *ocketrocket80Man  over a year ago

Walsall

Well I've just discovered I have selective reading as all I saw in your post was ...

"..they look sooooo amazing with the wet look leggings that I can't part with them"

Off for my cold shower now

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire

Why is it when money is tight all the shops have tempting sales (I don't exactly need anything but............) and even your fav booze is ultra cheap at the supermarket.

Oooh temptation.....!

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My arms are too short to reach the pringles. ..... "

My hands are too big to get in the tube

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

3 hours till I go out and I STILL don't know wether to attempt to wear these fecking shoes...

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"3 hours till I go out and I STILL don't know wether to attempt to wear these fecking shoes... "

So hottie bottle did you wear the shoes and do you have any pics (combined with the wet look leggings? ).

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"3 hours till I go out and I STILL don't know wether to attempt to wear these fecking shoes...

So hottie bottle did you wear the shoes and do you have any pics (combined with the wet look leggings? ). "

Lmao at the autocorrect hottie bottle.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

This week our budget would only stretch to two evenings out and mis shape chocolate biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I went out with a green stripe across my nose from the green smoothie I'd had just before I left.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I went out with a green stripe across my nose from the green smoothie I'd had just before I left. "

Oh dear . What was in it to make it green?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sainsburys, Lidl, or Asda... where do i go food shopping?! meh

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I need more yarn to finish my weaving but it's raining, it's Sunday and I don't want to get dressed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I went out with a green stripe across my nose from the green smoothie I'd had just before I left.

Oh dear . What was in it to make it green?"

Cucumber. Kale. Kiwis. Spinach... Bright green!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"3 hours till I go out and I STILL don't know wether to attempt to wear these fecking shoes...

So hottie bottle did you wear the shoes and do you have any pics (combined with the wet look leggings? ). "

No I didn't. I'm sendin them back they are too high and I rarely go out so they wont get any wear. And no I don't have pics sorry! But I do have a raging hangover...

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I went out with a green stripe across my nose from the green smoothie I'd had just before I left.

Oh dear . What was in it to make it green?

Cucumber. Kale. Kiwis. Spinach... Bright green!"

I bet it was

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"3 hours till I go out and I STILL don't know wether to attempt to wear these fecking shoes...

So hottie bottle did you wear the shoes and do you have any pics (combined with the wet look leggings? ).

No I didn't. I'm sendin them back they are too high and I rarely go out so they wont get any wear. And no I don't have pics sorry! But I do have a raging hangover... "

You could keep them as fuck shoes just for the bedroom.

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