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There was a child at a wedding

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By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

He saw the bride wear white. Mommy, he asked, why does the bride wear white?

Because its the happiest day of her life.

She answered. The child sat and pondered.

Then why does the groom wear black?

This is meant as a joke, I am not saying that marriage is bad, in most cases anyways.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do you think all the kitchen appliances are called 'white' goods too?

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

I heard a story once of some young kids at a wedding who sneaked off in to the hall with all the food and proceeded to decorate the wedding cake with twiglets.

Not too popular afterwards I gather!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

twas Queen Vic who started the tradition.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Of putting twiglets on wedding cakes?

She was wackier than I thought...

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