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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

in the absence of anything special planned for tonight - I will take "him" to Ikea. He does not know it yet but I am sure he will see that it is only done for his own good and he will get a cuppa and a chocolate muffin afterwards.

Should he be grateful?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ikea have a new range. 'lesbian beds'.easy to assemble. No screwing,it's all tongue and groove

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ikea have a new range. 'lesbian beds'.easy to assemble. No screwing,it's all tongue and groove

so... you reckon he should be grateful and not complain as I drag him through the store...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No he shouldn't. I wouldn't be either.

Let's get some perspective here. My 'visits' to IKEA.

1. Measure Space

2. Ignore lack of funds

3. Run bath

4. Slow food in oven

5. Wine in to chill

6. Step in bath and soak

7. Wrap up warm

8. Go online. Order from IKEA site whilst drying hair.

9. Order a little extra with petrol money saved.

10. Apply a little make up with time saved.

11. Eat , drink ,

12. Sex

13 Sleep.

14. Cos nothing should be left at 13.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No he shouldn't. I wouldn't be either.

Let's get some perspective here. My 'visits' to IKEA.

1. Measure Space

2. Ignore lack of funds

3. Run bath

4. Slow food in oven

5. Wine in to chill

6. Step in bath and soak

7. Wrap up warm

8. Go online. Order from IKEA site whilst drying hair.

9. Order a little extra with petrol money saved.

10. Apply a little make up with time saved.

11. Eat , drink ,

12. Sex

13 Sleep.

14. Cos nothing should be left at 13. "

You have, as usual , a point! Cancellation of such trip being considered right now! Outcome to be revealed later!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good girl. I'm purchasing my vvaaccuumm ( if in doubt double everything ) as we speak !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

granny, you willbe pleased. I did it... datyed in, order stuff online... drank bottle of wine as you prescribed, saved heaps on petrol so celebrated that by opening another bottle.. You should be so proud!

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"No he shouldn't. I wouldn't be either.

Let's get some perspective here. My 'visits' to IKEA.

1. Measure Space

2. Ignore lack of funds

3. Run bath

4. Slow food in oven

5. Wine in to chill

6. Step in bath and soak

7. Wrap up warm

8. Go online. Order from IKEA site whilst drying hair.

9. Order a little extra with petrol money saved.

10. Apply a little make up with time saved.

11. Eat , drink ,

12. Sex

13 Sleep.

14. Cos nothing should be left at 13. "

Granny i love your approach, much more civilised, do you run training courses ?

if you do ,i definately have a deluded student to enrole

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