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whats the best joke a child ever told u?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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when i was 8 i used to tell everyone this joke i never knew what it meant but i told the old women at the bingo hall:
How do you get 6 pounds of meat out of a fly?
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By far the best ever though was told to me by my daughter last week:
Q. whats the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. a bird can fly but a fly cant bird
I was well impressed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a 12 year old... "£90 isn’t a lot for a pair of trainers"
Well it made me laugh."
makes me wanna cry.
"What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?"
"Ruf ruf" |
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not really a joke but it had me and my sister in stitches
my nephe wwas thinking of things he wanted for christmas when he turned round and said
'dont worry if its lots of pennies mummy cos if it is we can just ask Granddad to buy it'
we have taught him well  |
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"when i was 8 i used to tell everyone this joke i never knew what it meant but i told the old women at the bingo hall:
How do you get 6 pounds of meat out of a fly?
Unzip it
By far the best ever though was told to me by my daughter last week:
Q. whats the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. a bird can fly but a fly cant bird
I was well impressed "
what bees give milk? boobees was the reply  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 Flys in the airing cupboard which ones in the army ..................................................................................................The one on the TANK "
was a joke on one of those noel edmunds shows where he talks to kids a few yrs back
one cute looking 8 yr old girl asked him how you make a snooker table laugh, he shook his head and asked , her reply was "stick your hands in its pockets and tickle its balls"
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over a year ago
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Next doors little girl asked me…… What did the elephant say to the crocodile when the crocodile sank its teeth into the elephants trunk …… I replied I don’t know, what did the elephant say when the crocodile sank its teeth into the elephants trunk !… the little girl sighed before nipping her nose between her thumb and forefinger and replying,,,
Duhhhh…….. I vuppose u vink vats vunny…..
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By *s2_ukCouple
over a year ago
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"Next doors little girl asked me…… What did the elephant say to the crocodile when the crocodile sank its teeth into the elephants trunk …… I replied I don’t know, what did the elephant say when the crocodile sank its teeth into the elephants trunk !… the little girl sighed before nipping her nose between her thumb and forefinger and replying,,,
Duhhhh…….. I vuppose u vink vats vunny…..
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Made me laugh the most so far |
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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago
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Andy Cameron used to do a Sunday morning radio show and folk were phoning in with jokes (must have been the days before delays)
A little lad phoned in and..
Wee boy: What vegetable makes your eyes water?
Andy C: An onion.
Wee boy: No its a turnip.
Andy C:How can a turnip make your eyes water?
Wee boy:You ever been whacked in the balls with a turnip?
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