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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back"
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.” -Woody Allen
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“Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.” -Marilyn Sokol
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“Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.” -William Shakespeare
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