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Why do toasters go up to 5?
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"You're cooking it wrong.
First problem - stay out of the kitchen. It is the place where witchcraft takes place and should therefore be left to witches  "
I know but the toaster is in there and so is the butter! I am not asking for the earth! I didn't ask for jam on it  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"You're cooking it wrong.
First problem - stay out of the kitchen. It is the place where witchcraft takes place and should therefore be left to witches
I know but the toaster is in there and so is the butter! I am not asking for the earth! I didn't ask for jam on it "
Just send your woman....  |
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"When anything above 2 it cremates you bread and sets off the smoke alarm?  "
Doh! Set it to 2 then - bloody hell - rocket science! Just because you like nice toast doesn't mean that you should stop people from eating charcoal! Z |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"You're cooking it wrong.
First problem - stay out of the kitchen. It is the place where witchcraft takes place and should therefore be left to witches
I know but the toaster is in there and so is the butter! I am not asking for the earth! I didn't ask for jam on it
Just send your woman.... "
oh thou art so bwave..  |
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"You're cooking it wrong.
First problem - stay out of the kitchen. It is the place where witchcraft takes place and should therefore be left to witches
I know but the toaster is in there and so is the butter! I am not asking for the earth! I didn't ask for jam on it
Just send your woman.... oh thou art so bwave.. "
lol - sorry - just spit on my lap top! Z |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"You're cooking it wrong.
First problem - stay out of the kitchen. It is the place where witchcraft takes place and should therefore be left to witches
I know but the toaster is in there and so is the butter! I am not asking for the earth! I didn't ask for jam on it
Just send your woman.... oh thou art so bwave.. "
2 slices, mid brown, butter and marmite please |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"You're cooking it wrong.
First problem - stay out of the kitchen. It is the place where witchcraft takes place and should therefore be left to witches
I know but the toaster is in there and so is the butter! I am not asking for the earth! I didn't ask for jam on it
Just send your woman.... oh thou art so bwave..
2 slices, mid brown, butter and marmite please"
coming right up oh lord n master  |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"You're cooking it wrong.
First problem - stay out of the kitchen. It is the place where witchcraft takes place and should therefore be left to witches
I know but the toaster is in there and so is the butter! I am not asking for the earth! I didn't ask for jam on it
Just send your woman.... oh thou art so bwave..
2 slices, mid brown, butter and marmite pleasecoming right up oh lord n master "
As Bob Marley would say.....Wijamon  |
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"You're cooking it wrong.
First problem - stay out of the kitchen. It is the place where witchcraft takes place and should therefore be left to witches
I know but the toaster is in there and so is the butter! I am not asking for the earth! I didn't ask for jam on it
Just send your woman.... oh thou art so bwave..
2 slices, mid brown, butter and marmite pleasecoming right up oh lord n master "
Femme - I got some sensible winter boots last week - fur lined - thick soles with a good tread and 5" heels - you should be proud of me! S lol Z xx |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"You're cooking it wrong.
First problem - stay out of the kitchen. It is the place where witchcraft takes place and should therefore be left to witches
I know but the toaster is in there and so is the butter! I am not asking for the earth! I didn't ask for jam on it
Just send your woman.... oh thou art so bwave..
2 slices, mid brown, butter and marmite pleasecoming right up oh lord n master
Femme - I got some sensible winter boots last week - fur lined - thick soles with a good tread and 5" heels - you should be proud of me! S lol Z xx"
sound fab....psssssssssst i bought new ones too, but dont say owt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're cooking it wrong.
First problem - stay out of the kitchen. It is the place where witchcraft takes place and should therefore be left to witches
I know but the toaster is in there and so is the butter! I am not asking for the earth! I didn't ask for jam on it
Just send your woman.... oh thou art so bwave..
2 slices, mid brown, butter and marmite pleasecoming right up oh lord n master
Femme - I got some sensible winter boots last week - fur lined - thick soles with a good tread and 5" heels - you should be proud of me! S lol Z xxsound fab....psssssssssst i bought new ones too, but dont say owt "
Oh i got some more to but...but...
No heels in case it snows.
Dont wanna be doing a torvill and dean up the fooking road  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"You're cooking it wrong.
First problem - stay out of the kitchen. It is the place where witchcraft takes place and should therefore be left to witches
I know but the toaster is in there and so is the butter! I am not asking for the earth! I didn't ask for jam on it
Just send your woman.... oh thou art so bwave..
2 slices, mid brown, butter and marmite pleasecoming right up oh lord n master
Femme - I got some sensible winter boots last week - fur lined - thick soles with a good tread and 5" heels - you should be proud of me! S lol Z xxsound fab....psssssssssst i bought new ones too, but dont say owt
Oh i got some more to but...but...
No heels in case it snows.
Dont wanna be doing a torvill and dean up the fooking road "
bet you look fab in a bolero outfit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lmao
trouble is...the neighbours are crap at scoring ...I only ever get 2s and 3s ..
If its summat more elaborate like me skating in between two cars or just missing one they give me 5 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lmao
trouble is...the neighbours are crap at scoring ...I only ever get 2s and 3s ..
If its summat more elaborate like me skating in between two cars or just missing one they give me 5 "
bet i know what you get a 6 for though!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"CRUMPET!.........that goes up to 5!
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I thought nobody was going to say 'crumpets'. They gotte be cremated to make them edible else it's just like eating dough that's just been kneaded.
The perfect crumpet is toasted well and then buttered immediately, served 3 on a plate by your partner/wife/fb who is dressed as spartan as possible who then lays on the floor with her legs wide open playing with herself while she waits for you to complete your meal.
Why else would they be called 'crumpets'. |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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"CRUMPET!.........that goes up to 5!
I thought nobody was going to say 'crumpets'. They gotte be cremated to make them edible else it's just like eating dough that's just been kneaded.
The perfect crumpet is toasted well and then buttered immediately, served 3 on a plate by your partner/wife/fb who is dressed as spartan as possible who then lays on the floor with her legs wide open playing with herself while she waits for you to complete your meal.
Why else would they be called 'crumpets'. "
Nope! I looked and looked, can't see the word "Marmite" in your post at all! Crumpets and Marmite are the law!!
(Plus try this... Peanut butter and branston pickle on crumpets, marmite optional on that one!  ) |
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
east cheshire |
"More to the point ....
Why does is a normal slice of bread always too big for a bog standard toaster ? "
Warburtons you would have thought that with over 100 years baking experience they would make bread that fits in the fecking toaster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or at least the society of toaster and grill manufacturers could get their heads together with the guild of bread makers and master bakers to agree on a standard size for one or the other |
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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago
The Forest |
I would just like to point out that if you spread vegetable oil onto bread and put it into a toaster in the hopes of making fried bread - it doesn't work. It took nearly 3 months for my eyebrows to grow back. |
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"also.....why do hoovers have varible suction...???
Would you hoover using anything but max power? "
For SOME of the things that people use hoovers for, you probably want it to be VERY gentle!
Err, so Ive heard! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More to the point ....
Why does is a normal slice of bread always too big for a bog standard toaster ?
Warburtons you would have thought that with over 100 years baking experience they would make bread that fits in the fecking toaster "
The only bread I buy lol I'm a bit of a carb freak it has to be said, bread, pasta, crumpets lol, that's my diet |
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Toasters going up to 5!!!!
It's disgusting, when I was younger there were only toaster that went up to 4 and we managed to survive, what's the country coming too!!
It's the IMMIGRANTS fault! Coming over here and making all our toasters go up to 5! Society is falling part and the toaster is merely the beginning mark my words!!!  |
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"I microwave my toast it's quicker and you avoid it going brown and crispy.
I am surprised it doesn't catch fire! How many minutes per slice??? "
LOL I keep to about 40 seconds a slice, that usually gets it nice and sweaty. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"I would just like to point out that if you spread vegetable oil onto bread and put it into a toaster in the hopes of making fried bread - it doesn't work. It took nearly 3 months for my eyebrows to grow back."
lmao |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Throw your toaster in the bin and get a log burner. You`ll never be able to keep your hand in front of the open doors for long enough to burn the bread!  "
Mi mum had a couple of log grates and i love to toast current teacakes on a toasting fork (Yes there ate actually such things youngsters) The only bad thing is sometimes it drops off the fork into the flames |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
"Throw your toaster in the bin and get a log burner. You`ll never be able to keep your hand in front of the open doors for long enough to burn the bread!
Mi mum had a couple of log grates and i love to toast current teacakes on a toasting fork (Yes there ate actually such things youngsters) The only bad thing is sometimes it drops off the fork into the flames "
A bit of charcoal on the bread isn`t a bad thing! Good for the digestion system! Another good thing is to put your pierced skin chestnuts on the top of the log burner and roast them! I`ve also wrapped the odd potato in kitchen foil and thrown it in! So much more moist than doing them in the oven! |
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