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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.
Did you buy any plants?"
No they were all hugely expensive. My friend and I had a nice chat though and we looked around and vowed never to wear crimplene trousers, fleece and Velcro fastening shoes with a nice acrylic scarf at our neck.  |
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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.
Did you buy any plants?
No they were all hugely expensive. My friend and I had a nice chat though and we looked around and vowed never to wear crimplene trousers, fleece and Velcro fastening shoes with a nice acrylic scarf at our neck. "
I think I may be one who wl be wearing Velcro shoes!  |
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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.
Did you buy any plants?
No they were all hugely expensive. My friend and I had a nice chat though and we looked around and vowed never to wear crimplene trousers, fleece and Velcro fastening shoes with a nice acrylic scarf at our neck Again "
That's a very different image that I have of you. |
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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.
Did you buy any plants?
No they were all hugely expensive. My friend and I had a nice chat though and we looked around and vowed never to wear crimplene trousers, fleece and Velcro fastening shoes with a nice acrylic scarf at our neck Again
That's a very different image that I have of you. "
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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.
Did you buy any plants?
No they were all hugely expensive. My friend and I had a nice chat though and we looked around and vowed never to wear crimplene trousers, fleece and Velcro fastening shoes with a nice acrylic scarf at our neck.
I think I may be one who wl be wearing Velcro shoes! "
I already have Velcro shoes and an acrylic scarf! I wear them for meets! Still saving up for the crimplene trousers though!  |
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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners. "
There's a garden centre in ashford and the cafe there is anazing.. Cheese scones and fresh cream cakes the size of house bricks!! |
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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.
Did you buy any plants?
No they were all hugely expensive. My friend and I had a nice chat though and we looked around and vowed never to wear crimplene trousers, fleece and Velcro fastening shoes with a nice acrylic scarf at our neck.
I think I may be one who wl be wearing Velcro shoes!
I already have Velcro shoes and an acrylic scarf! I wear them for meets! Still saving up for the crimplene trousers though! "
You are going to be inundated with offers now |
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"It's a discussion as to whether people from Scotland actually come out of a scotch egg
I have a pet Haggis called No vote"
Well if the haggis says no I'll believe it |
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"i love the film,,, grease 
I have never seen it despite the best efforts of my friends who feel that I'm missing out and even bought me a copy for my birthday one year."
Wasn't it the one that you want ? |
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"i love the film,,, grease
I have never seen it despite the best efforts of my friends who feel that I'm missing out and even bought me a copy for my birthday one year.
Wasn't it the one that you want ? "
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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.
There's a garden centre in ashford and the cafe there is anazing.. Cheese scones and fresh cream cakes the size of house bricks!! "
There's a garden centre in Ashford with an American diner next to it |
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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.
There's a garden centre in ashford and the cafe there is anazing.. Cheese scones and fresh cream cakes the size of house bricks!! There's a garden centre in Ashford with an American diner next to it"
Dobbies?? Near the cinema etc? X |
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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.
There's a garden centre in ashford and the cafe there is anazing.. Cheese scones and fresh cream cakes the size of house bricks!! There's a garden centre in Ashford with an American diner next to it
Dobbies?? Near the cinema etc? X"
bybrook garden centre on Canterbury road (A28) xxx |
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"My grandad always used to say to me how back in his day they always left the backdoor open. No wonder his submarine sank "
Aren't submarines meant to sink ? |
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"My grandad always used to say to me how back in his day they always left the backdoor open. No wonder his submarine sank
Aren't submarines meant to sink ? "
Yes and that's how they do it |
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"I have singly handedly eaten 18 crispy creme glazed donuts in a week since they opened up a shop near me....profile pics may be changing somewhat soon at this rate!"
Will you be holding a doughnut in your next pic then? |
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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.
Did you buy any plants?
No they were all hugely expensive. My friend and I had a nice chat though and we looked around and vowed never to wear crimplene trousers, fleece and Velcro fastening shoes with a nice acrylic scarf at our neck. "
One day I'm sure you will |
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"I have singly handedly eaten 18 crispy creme glazed donuts in a week since they opened up a shop near me....profile pics may be changing somewhat soon at this rate!
Will you be holding a doughnut in your next pic then? "
Lol I thought about that! |
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"My grandad always used to say to me how back in his day they always left the backdoor open. No wonder his submarine sank
Aren't submarines meant to sink ?
Yes and that's how they do it "
I thought all submariners had loose back doors  |
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"I have singly handedly eaten 18 crispy creme glazed donuts in a week since they opened up a shop near me....profile pics may be changing somewhat soon at this rate!
Will you be holding a doughnut in your next pic then?
Lol I thought about that!"
Can't beat a pic of a sexy doughnut I'd fab it all long lol |
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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.
Did you buy any plants?
No they were all hugely expensive. My friend and I had a nice chat though and we looked around and vowed never to wear crimplene trousers, fleece and Velcro fastening shoes with a nice acrylic scarf at our neck.
One day I'm sure you will "
Never! When they nail the lid down it will be on an old crone in heels, a corset and low cut dress who was shot at the age of 99 by a jealous lover |
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"I have singly handedly eaten 18 crispy creme glazed donuts in a week since they opened up a shop near me....profile pics may be changing somewhat soon at this rate!"
well you could do with a bit more meat on you. My meat, specifically...  |
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"I thought about writing something but it hurts my head  might be easier using a pen?"
I tried thinking of a witty comeback, But... well like I said before  |
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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.
Did you buy any plants?
No they were all hugely expensive. My friend and I had a nice chat though and we looked around and vowed never to wear crimplene trousers, fleece and Velcro fastening shoes with a nice acrylic scarf at our neck. "
Velcro eh...what a rip off! |
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"My grandad always used to say to me how back in his day they always left the backdoor open. No wonder his submarine sank
Aren't submarines meant to sink ?
Yes and that's the way they do it "
That really is a punch line! |
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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.
Did you buy any plants?"
the vegetables were all being feedd soup |
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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.
Did you buy any plants?
No they were all hugely expensive. My friend and I had a nice chat though and we looked around and vowed never to wear crimplene trousers, fleece and Velcro fastening shoes with a nice acrylic scarf at our neck.
I think I may be one who wl be wearing Velcro shoes!
I already have Velcro shoes and an acrylic scarf! I wear them for meets! Still saving up for the crimplene trousers though! "
Bless you looked lovely in them at the social  |
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"I have singly handedly eaten 18 crispy creme glazed donuts in a week since they opened up a shop near me....profile pics may be changing somewhat soon at this rate!"
What were you doing with the other hand, if you dont mind me asking? Though i wouldn't blame you. I'd do the same. |
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"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.
Did you buy any plants?
No they were all hugely expensive. My friend and I had a nice chat though and we looked around and vowed never to wear crimplene trousers, fleece and Velcro fastening shoes with a nice acrylic scarf at our neck.
I think I may be one who wl be wearing Velcro shoes!
I already have Velcro shoes and an acrylic scarf! I wear them for meets! Still saving up for the crimplene trousers though!
Bless you looked lovely in them at the social "
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