scare the shit out of me! There's a huge one running around the house, just gone into my sisters room... I've selotaped my door shut! 
Somebody rescue me? Or at least rescue the spider before I take a boot to it!
I was planning to go back to sleep but I can't now because of that evil fucker!
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Spiders sit in the corner chilling.
Flies eat by vomiting in your food and sucking it back up.
Flies lay eggs that that turn into disgusting maggots.
Spiders eating flies, spiders are much friends..... Until they come put of their corner then they're out the window like the rest of the creepy crawlies |
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sleep in your room and let it eat your sister alive while you sleep in peace. spider will die of internal hemorrhaging.
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"Spiders sit in the corner chilling.
Flies eat by vomiting in your food and sucking it back up.
Flies lay eggs that that turn into disgusting maggots.
Spiders eating flies, spiders are much friends..... Until they come put of their corner then they're out the window like the rest of the creepy crawlies "
The spiders in this house are lazy... They don't catch flies!! They just torment me |
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"sleep in your room and let it eat your sister alive while you sleep in peace. spider will die of internal hemorrhaging.
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What about when I need to get up? How do I escape the spider? |
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"sleep in your room and let it eat your sister alive while you sleep in peace. spider will die of internal hemorrhaging.
#2birdsonestone
You're welcome to ping me for any other useful girlie solutions to stuff
What about when I need to get up? How do I escape the spider? "
Burn the house down problem solved. |
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I'm Arachnophobic and can't even walk into a room if it think there's a Spid in there and as I spend a lot of my time in lofts and Cellars most of my working day I'm wearing Smelly Undercrackers 
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"there is one in my lounge - went behind the wooden unit when i moved sofa to slap it  "
I tried to whack it with my crutch... But it's huge and therefore resilient and then it ran into my sister room! But it smells awful in there, so I thought selotaping my door shut was the best option to avoid it coming in here!
I can't even deal with little ones!!  |
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"sleep in your room and let it eat your sister alive while you sleep in peace. spider will die of internal hemorrhaging.
#2birdsonestone
You're welcome to ping me for any other useful girlie solutions to stuff
What about when I need to get up? How do I escape the spider?
Burn the house down problem solved. "
I've got 'flame thrower' and 'firemans suit' on my Christmas list
When I win the lottery I'm gonna build my own house with pressure chambers or something on all the doors and windows so that any bugs trying to get in will either be sucked back out or crushed  |
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"I'm Arachnophobic and can't even walk into a room if it think there's a Spid in there and as I spend a lot of my time in lofts and Cellars most of my working day I'm wearing Smelly Undercrackers
Gimp"
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"there is one in my lounge - went behind the wooden unit when i moved sofa to slap it
I tried to whack it with my crutch... But it's huge and therefore resilient and then it ran into my sister room! But it smells awful in there, so I thought selotaping my door shut was the best option to avoid it coming in here!
I can't even deal with little ones!! "
I had to read that twice, I thought what the Fuck She's slapping a Spid with Her Crotch
Now THERES kinky for ya
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"I'm Arachnophobic and can't even walk into a room if it think there's a Spid in there and as I spend a lot of my time in lofts and Cellars most of my working day I'm wearing Smelly Undercrackers
Gimp
Are.you a creepy stalker who sets up surveillance in the ceiling spaces? "
A Blokes gotta earn a living ya know and the Videos Sell quite well on Ebay
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