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I've noticed their doesn't seem to be a creative outlet for forum users here at Fab.
So I've decided to open up an Art Corner as a therapeutic escape from the pressure of every day forum life.
Feeling a little inferior after reading the penis size thread?
A bit depressed at your inability to be assimilated into a clique?
Why not stop by Funky's Art Corner and have a lil sketch!
I'll start the ball rolling with a little illustration I've been working on. It's a graphical interpretation of my clique being aloof and rude to a newbie, I hope you all like it...
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(~'')~'')~'')~'')~'')~'')~'')~'')~ ============================================================ \('O')/
I call this "the path well trod to a single womans door...."
tracey emin is trying to close this thread down as you read it..... |
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"am i the only one that squinted my eyes at the 2nd post on here to see if it actually was a picture?!
Too much free time in the office me thinks!"
May i interest you in mushy's patented ( applied for ) Hands On Office Solution Software,( lol ) to relieve office boredom and stress?
For your 30 day trial periods please contact 007.... |
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"whats the thing with all the ? supposed to be i just aint getting it.
And yes i have got too much time on my hands today but i am out in the sun too so not all bad
Steve "
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"whats the thing with all the ? supposed to be i just aint getting it.
And yes i have got too much time on my hands today but i am out in the sun too so not all bad
Steve
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Ah, much better when it a single one
not unlike a wank. |
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"oh yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh....Katy says squinting and cocking her head to the side!
Is it just me that tried to rearrange that sentence into something seedy? "
As seedy as a burger, good meat between two rounded sesame baps? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"honestly boys, can we not have a thread without you turning it into something sex related? Tssssk..... 
We're talking about baps, not...doing "it".
Women...  one track minds....
Where?"
Nice try, but I'm not telling! |
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I give up with you lot!
Try to get you to use punctuation on a normal thread and you'd rather drink your own wee.
Set up an "art" thread and everyone knows where the feckin' shift key is all of a sudden.
It's all Tony Blairs/David Camerons (delete as applicable to your own sweeping prejudices) fault for not funding education.
I have had a wank and frozen my ejaculate into the shape of a swan in flight.
Just not sure how i'm going to display it here... |
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"I give up with you lot!
Try to get you to use punctuation on a normal thread and you'd rather drink your own wee.
Set up an "art" thread and everyone knows where the feckin' shift key is all of a sudden.
It's all Tony Blairs/David Camerons (delete as applicable to your own sweeping prejudices) fault for not funding education.
I have had a wank and frozen my ejaculate into the shape of a swan in flight.
Just not sure how i'm going to display it here..."
Typical. An artistic, creative thread and your !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! key goes all shy on us. And yer caps lock is FUCKED. |
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"I give up with you lot!
Try to get you to use punctuation on a normal thread and you'd rather drink your own wee.
Set up an "art" thread and everyone knows where the feckin' shift key is all of a sudden.
It's all Tony Blairs/David Camerons (delete as applicable to your own sweeping prejudices) fault for not funding education.
I have had a wank and frozen my ejaculate into the shape of a swan in flight.
Just not sure how i'm going to display it here...
Typical. An artistic, creative thread and your !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! key goes all shy on us. And yer caps lock is FUCKED. "
Admit it, you're just shit at drawing!
(it's okay, we're artistes here - you can come to the beginners session) |
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Granny wins the Turner prize for forum art with her submission "Empty Comment"!
A striking piece of visually arresting space where it's not what IS said, but what is left UNSAID is the overwhelming theme - leaving the _iewer to interpret the emptiness of the comment, forums, and indeed their own pathetic existence.
Charles Saatchi has bid half a mill aleady.... |
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"Granny wins the Turner prize for forum art with her submission "Empty Comment"!
A striking piece of visually arresting space where it's not what IS said, but what is left UNSAID is the overwhelming theme - leaving the _iewer to interpret the emptiness of the comment, forums, and indeed their own pathetic existence.
Charles Saatchi has bid half a mill aleady...."
Oh .....how can I thank you xx |
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Charles Saatchi could have a fabulous collection of art up here, there is no end of half mills around.
That said, there is a permanent Hockney gallery at the World Heritage Site of Saltaire Mill, Shipley, Bradford.
Sir Titus, he of the original "education, education,education". |
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"Granny wins the Turner prize for forum art with her submission "Empty Comment"!
A striking piece of visually arresting space where it's not what IS said, but what is left UNSAID is the overwhelming theme - leaving the _iewer to interpret the emptiness of the comment, forums, and indeed their own pathetic existence.
Charles Saatchi has bid half a mill aleady....
Oh .....how can I thank you xx"
YOu don't have toGranny. As far as he's concerned i'm your agent as well as the impressario who disovered you. I'm on 25%. Plus costs, of course.
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"i thought it said "funkys fart corner" 
That would be "performance art".bet some fucker would pay to watch as well
You're looking for a more "specialist" website than ths one methinks.
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i said some fucker, not me   |
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"i thought it said "funkys fart corner"
That would be "performance art".bet some fucker would pay to watch as well
You're looking for a more "specialist" website than ths one methinks.
i said some fucker, not me "
I retract the (unintentional) insinuation.
I cannot help wondering however, if the three "emoticons" in your post represent your facial expression before, during and after the act in question?
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"i thought it said "funkys fart corner"
That would be "performance art".bet some fucker would pay to watch as well
You're looking for a more "specialist" website than ths one methinks.
i said some fucker, not me
I retract the (unintentional) insinuation.
I cannot help wondering however, if the three "emoticons" in your post represent your facial expression before, during and after the act in question?
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i dont fart...i do ladypuffs |
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"i dont fart...i do ladypuffs
They smell like farts.how do u know , mine smell like ladypuffs
ah the faint twinge of lavender in the air.......NOT!! i fucking hate lavender "
Yeah it's the smell of old ladies if you mix it 5 parts lavender - 1 part piss. |
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This is worse than fecking etch-a-sketch!!
I want my crayons back!!!
There you go old chum!
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I wanted pre-Raphelite crayons, not your modern pop-art ones. They taste funny. |
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"Okay, a streaker resting on a park bench...
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This is worse than fecking etch-a-sketch!!
I want my crayons back!!!
There you go old chum!
())__CRAYOLA__))]D
I wanted pre-Raphelite crayons, not your modern pop-art ones. They taste funny. "
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My crayons snapped.
Okay, one last try. My car windscreen after a trip down the M1 in gnat mating season.
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Reminds me, I must get that crack repaired. |
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footprints - but leading where? That is the question."
Very good, I think its me though as it appears to be two left feet.
Here's a very small spider talking to a worm
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footprints - but leading where? That is the question."
They appear to be walking toward your boobs.
Here is a picture of me doing the same.
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