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Element Name: Woman
Discoverer: Adam
Symbol: o+
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg
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PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
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1). Body surface normally covered with film of powder or paint.
2). Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason.
3). Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.
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CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
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1). Reacts well to gold, platinum and ALL precious stones.
2). Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
3). The most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.
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COMMON USE
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1). Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2). Can greatly aid relaxation.
3). Can be a very effective cleaning agent.
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HAZARDS
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1). Turns green when placed alongside or nearby a superior or younger specimen.
2). Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact. |
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