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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Met a couple in a club, seemed nice, chatted, went in a room, she was fine, went to give him a bj - smelly willy - left room! Def passion killer! Z"
Ughhhhhhhh !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shouted out my wifes name when my ex was giving me a bj and i was close to cumming to an almighty orgasm.
She stopped and sulked into the bathroom in tears. I'm lucky she never bit it off. Needless to say we split up not long after.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Met a couple in a club, seemed nice, chatted, went in a room, she was fine, went to give him a bj - smelly willy - left room! Def passion killer! Z"
smell is always a turn off fo me
if you can't cleen yourself what. Is everything else like!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Met a couple in a club, seemed nice, chatted, went in a room, she was fine, went to give him a bj - smelly willy - left room! Def passion killer! Z
smell is always a turn off fo me
if you can't cleen yourself what. Is everything else like!! "
Smelly!........and maybe crusty too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i had a guy fart once when i was giving him a BJ - couldn't have been more turned off if i tried!"
Now that is just plain rude! 
But also very funny to read 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Noticed a skid mark going up beyond the top of a bum crease when about to engage in a bit of rear humpty pumpty nearly dropped my riding crop.
Grrrr!! "
Like the time i was just about to rim a female and as i was just about getting in about it the smell of shite wafted up through my nostrils and cleared my sinuses.
Disgusting and scarred me for life! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i had a guy fart once when i was giving him a BJ - couldn't have been more turned off if i tried!
Now that is just plain rude!
But also very funny to read
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ah bless him he couldnt have been more embarrased and fortunately for him i saw the funny side! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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in the middle of group play and the husband of one of the people playing looks at me while i am shagging suddenly says.....
"sean, for a straight guy you have a cute arse".......
put me off mid stroke.......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Noticed a skid mark going up beyond the top of a bum crease when about to engage in a bit of rear humpty pumpty nearly dropped my riding crop.
Grrrr!!
Like the time i was just about to rim a female and as i was just about getting in about it the smell of shite wafted up through my nostrils and cleared my sinuses.
Disgusting and scarred me for life!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"in the middle of group play and the husband of one of the people playing looks at me while i am shagging suddenly says.....
"sean, for a straight guy you have a cute arse".......
put me off mid stroke....... "
ha ha aha ha ha - nice!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In the middle having great fun with another couple, his fingernail caught inside Tricia and she started bleeding. Killed the mood dead. All ok shortly after though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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While having a party at mine a few yrs ago....
Two of my mates were late (cpl) and we all wondered why ?
The phone goes and its them saying ...while the male of the cpl was shaving his bits, he happened to nick his balls and it wouldnt stop bleeding.
But im not to tell the rest of the party...
Too late as i announced it out loud to all.
He was sooooooooo embarrassed as he had to go to the ozzy |
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