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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why do chavs/neds walk as if they have shat themselves?

Can they not walk properly?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

cos they are trying to keep their trousers from falling down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I worked the nightshift at a petrol station for 9yrs and the sights I saw in dress sense all in the name of 'fashion' was certainly and eye opener.

One night this lad came in, about 20yrs old I'd say, and his jeans waistband was below his bum cheeks and his undies had skid marks up the back!!!

I had to ask him to leave or pull them up as he was making everyone gag! He left as he wouldn't pull them up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats a ned?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I worked the nightshift at a petrol station for 9yrs and the sights I saw in dress sense all in the name of 'fashion' was certainly and eye opener.

One night this lad came in, about 20yrs old I'd say, and his jeans waistband was below his bum cheeks and his undies had skid marks up the back!!!

I had to ask him to leave or pull them up as he was making everyone gag! He left as he wouldn't pull them up."

So you wouldn't had thought to had gave him a wedgie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whats a ned?"

Ned is the Scots version of a chav.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What I'd like to know also is why many of the kids today have adopted the accent of a brooklyn street gangsta?!

Is it cos I is a chav? Innit.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I worked the nightshift at a petrol station for 9yrs and the sights I saw in dress sense all in the name of 'fashion' was certainly and eye opener.

One night this lad came in, about 20yrs old I'd say, and his jeans waistband was below his bum cheeks and his undies had skid marks up the back!!!

I had to ask him to leave or pull them up as he was making everyone gag! He left as he wouldn't pull them up.

So you wouldn't had thought to had gave him a wedgie

If they'd been clean that would've been an option!!!

I tend to reserve that for my two boys!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What I'd like to know also is why many of the kids today have adopted the accent of a brooklyn street gangsta?!

Is it cos I is a chav? Innit....."

Its not just the accent, its also their body movements thinking they're some gangster rapper from the Bronx.

I bet they all practice in front of the mirror trying to perfect their motions and gestures.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What I'd like to know also is why many of the kids today have adopted the accent of a brooklyn street gangsta?!

Is it cos I is a chav? Innit....."

Errrr that is Brooklyn Street Gangster, stop talking like a Chav Gangsta .... giggles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ah haaa, cheers Jed I did wonder how to spell that! didn't look right with an 'er' on the end!

Now pull your trousers up young man & take off your hood!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do "Neds" wear thier kilts wide and low showing thier bum cheeks, and how can they show off thier designer (and apparently skid mark stained) boxers, do they carry them in thier sporrans to show and impress the Ned Hens ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your spelling was 100% correct - for a chav

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

now got mental images of Neds wearing Tam o' hoodies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thanks re my spelling! Always good to have posh folk putting me right

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By *ast and modifiedCouple over a year ago

near glasgow

"Why do chavs/neds walk as if they have shat themselves?

Can they not walk properly? "
why dont you ask them

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"What I'd like to know also is why many of the kids today have adopted the accent of a brooklyn street gangsta?!

Is it cos I is a chav? Innit.....

Errrr that is Brooklyn Street Gangster, stop talking like a Chav Gangsta .... giggles

Erm, or is that a Brooklyn street gangster, or do you really have a Brooklyn Street in sunny Stoke on Trent?

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

"Why do chavs/neds walk as if they have shat themselves?

Can they not walk properly? "

It's the cut of Bench clothing that makes em walk funny...it also dissolves brain cells

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By *ixson-BallsMan over a year ago

Blackpool

"Why do chavs/neds walk as if they have shat themselves?

Can they not walk properly? "

according to penfole's description...yes, they walk that way because they have shit themselves!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

its ricketts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do chavs/neds walk as if they have shat themselves?

Can they not walk properly? "
... Why do you think they tuck there trackies in there socks

*gets bk in coffin*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats a ned?"

it's an acronym of non-educated delinquent....unlike chav which means...chav!

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Whats a ned?

it's an acronym of non-educated delinquent....unlike chav which means...chav!"

Thanks awfully for that info.

regards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats a ned?

it's an acronym of non-educated delinquent....unlike chav which means...chav!"

unless it means 'can't have any values?'

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

When the chav emerged from his/her pit post lunch time many years ago it stood for "Council Housed And Violent". I assumed it still did.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

they have to carry thier imaginery carpets under each arm somehow!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When the chav emerged from his/her pit post lunch time many years ago it stood for "Council Housed And Violent". I assumed it still did."

oooh, that sounds good....guess you couldnt fit burberry in there any way....

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