lumpy pants...

By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

So Ive defrosted the car and my hands got a little wet so I wiped them on my trousers and *whoosh* £20 appeared in my back pocket..

. If any ladies care to rub my trousers can't promise £20 will appear but I'm sure there'll be a surprise

So what's been a surprise for you guys this weekend?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe it's your hands that are magic. You can come and rub my back pocket if you want

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No surprises at the weekend but might have one in the week

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dad who never pays anything for xmas presents (it's usually left to my mum) Give me 80 quid for presents for me and my daughter.

By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Maybe it's your hands that are magic. You can come and rub my back pocket if you want

'Back Pocket' ?

Is that a new euphemism ?

By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Maybe it's your hands that are magic. You can come and rub my back pocket if you want

'Back Pocket' ?

Is that a new euphemism ?

I asked a librarian for a book on sexual innuendo....

She took me in the back passage and gave me one.