hmm

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I got invited to do something for my nephew's christening recently.

"ooh; I could smash him over the head with a wine bottle"

"that's ships numbnuts"

"sorry; I'm new to this"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give him a protective helmet and give it a go, might be quite fun to see the vicar's reaction!

By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

So what did you smash him over the head with?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My cousin is called Lesley.

Unfortunately the priest employed for his christening had a lisp.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So what did you smash him over the head with?"

I didn't. We bypassed the church and got the Queen to do it instead.

"God bless this boy and all who sail in him (bosh)"

By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"So what did you smash him over the head with?

I didn't. We bypassed the church and got the Queen to do it instead.

"God bless this boy and all who sail in him (bosh)""

That's handy, she's good like that!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what did you smash him over the head with?

I didn't. We bypassed the church and got the Queen to do it instead.

"God bless this boy and all who sail in him (bosh)""

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