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over a year ago
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Santa's little helper. ..
get a luverly lady to get you all excited then get her to half roll a red condom on your prized possession making it look like Santa's hat.
now wait...as your anticipation falters and you get all flaccid. ..feel the festive spirit as they point at you laughing Ho Ho Ho |
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When i was heavily pregnant with my 3rd son we had to get creative to get near each other to have sex (my ex wasn't the biggest of guys down there), anyway somehow we ended up bum to bum (like when dogs get stuck together but the top one comes off) and he was inside me, no idea how we managed it and never tried it again, was funny though. |
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Sometimes I'm amazed at the positions we end up in when the passion kicks in lol, never thought of naming them though. How about the reverse scorpion with a half twist .... 'You been stung' lol |
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