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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Never question a d*unk
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A) 1 litre of 2% fat reduced milk
B) Dozen fresh eggs
C) 250ml bottle of orange juice
D) a head of lettuce
E) 500 gm jar of coffee
F) 250 gm pack of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out,
a d*unk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of
the
cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the d*unk
calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the d*unk to my
marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are
correct, but
how on earth did you know that?'
The d*unk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
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