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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

NELSON MANDELA

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.

When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,

'You Sign! You sign!'

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder,

'You Sign! You sign!'

Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again.

When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.

He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,

'You sign! You sign!'

Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:

'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.

On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,

'You sign! You sign!'

Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by his shirt front and yells at him:

'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?'

The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:

(It's a beauty)

(Wait for it)

(Get your best Chinese accent ready)

'You not Nissan Main Deala?'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ahh the old ones are the best

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By *uton_coupleCouple  over a year ago

luton


"Ahh the old ones are the best "

havent heard one as good as that since

tooth hurty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well it made me laugh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

brilliant!!! x

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

phew thought that was a post from Stu...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its like the old dustman joke.....

A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheelie bins.

He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door.

Eventually a Chinese man answers... "Harro", he says.

"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.

"I bin on toiret" replies the Chinese bloke, looking perplexed.

"No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toiret I told you" says the Chinese man.

"Mate", says the dustman..."you're misunderstanding me... Where's your wheelie bin?"

"OK, OK", says the Chinese guy. "I wheelie bin having wank"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its like the old dustman joke.....

A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheelie bins.

He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door.

Eventually a Chinese man answers... "Harro", he says.

"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.

"I bin on toiret" replies the Chinese bloke, looking perplexed.

"No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toiret I told you" says the Chinese man.

"Mate", says the dustman..."you're misunderstanding me... Where's your wheelie bin?"

"OK, OK", says the Chinese guy. "I wheelie bin having wank"

"

That made me laugh too...really too much sun today!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"phew thought that was a post from Stu..."

Tee hee...so did I!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I walked up to a random ginger guy the other day and I asked him, "If you had 6 girls phone numbers in one trouser pocket and 7 girls phone numbers in the other trouser pocket, what would you have?"

The ginger guy paused for a minute, grinned and said, "I'd have 13 girls phone numbers"

"Wrong!" I said. "You'd have somebody elses trousers on you ginger fucker"

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