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What would you sell your soul for?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What is the point of eternal life or youth when those you love grow old in pain and suffering around you, and eventually die, leaving you all alone in this world, having to make new friends and family for the cycle to be repeated over and over again?
Cue the plot line in Highlander in case one has not seen that film.
Or Aliens when Ripley discovered she has been asleep for over 50y and her daughter has passed away leaving her all on her own etc...
Back to the original question, nothing, I would not sell my soul for anything. ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Eternal youth? a monkey? a Fruit and nut bar? Madonna tickets? An England win on Sunday? Well, lets hear it!
a place in heaven.
There is no swinging there i have heard! "
i could open the first swingers club in heaven. heavenly desires. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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I've already lost my soul... it fell out of my pocket whilst I was waiting for a bus. I tried to save it but it rolled down a drain.
If I still had one, I'd seriously consider using it as a down payment on some World Cup results. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a jammie dodger
I bet you stick your finger in the middle don't you !
I would sell my soul for someone to come finish my ironing."
noooo....i lick the middle out![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"Eternal youth? a monkey? a Fruit and nut bar? Madonna tickets? An England win on Sunday? Well, lets hear it! "
Simply to have SEX... At least once before I die of... loneliness... sniffle sniffle ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eternal youth? a monkey? a Fruit and nut bar? Madonna tickets? An England win on Sunday? Well, lets hear it! "
A week or longer under a duvet
with the delicious "tarkan"
and no.not the bleeding otter ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"Nothing i would sell my soul for with the exception of love and i have that free of charge so my soul aint for sale
Steve "
nothing is free of charge.its just a price you are willing to pay. |
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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
warwickshire |
I've sold mine already.
I was cheated.
Bell, book and candle, candle, book and bell, forwards and backwards to damn me to Hell.....
You shouldn't contemplate questions like this, unless you believe that when you die you are simply worm-food. You might just be inviting the offer of a lifetime (and of eternity?), you can be sure that wandering down to the crossroads at midnight isn't the only way to make your request heard, ole Nick's gonna have a computer and a broadband connection for sure! The question is, have you got the nerve to sign?
Well, have you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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think i sold mine a while ago for a kola kube shot.... hope he checked the contract because it likely been sold to a few people...... or i am the devil.... xx |
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"sorry but the best things in life are free we just sometimes cant see how valueable these things are
Steve
Name some free things pls ? "
Vegetable peeler… well they were free at Morrison’s yesterday.
Blue plastic bags … when you buy fruit and veg from the market.
Prawn crackers … they always seem to come free with the meal.
I'm not sure how highly I'd rate any of them though.
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"sorry but the best things in life are free we just sometimes cant see how valueable these things are
Steve
Name some free things pls ? "
My Health
My familys health
being alive every morning (so far)
being allowed to do and say what i want
so many things are free to us in the uk that we take for granted, You should try going to live in some of the places i have and you will soon realise how much you get free around here.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sorry but the best things in life are free we just sometimes cant see how valueable these things are
Steve
Name some free things pls ?
My Health
My familys health
being alive every morning (so far)
being allowed to do and say what i want
so many things are free to us in the uk that we take for granted, You should try going to live in some of the places i have and you will soon realise how much you get free around here.
Steve "
Oh gawd...... Steve.. STEVE!!! you've got five mins to tell me to shut up![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Oh gawd...... Steve.. STEVE!!! you've got five mins to tell me to shut up "
He isn't listening so...GRAN, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, now open wide and try one of these...... ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Oh gawd...... Steve.. STEVE!!! you've got five mins to tell me to shut up
He isn't listening so...GRAN, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, now open wide and try one of these...... "
I hit the delete button by mistake !!!
Ha! That made me laugh out loud
SO I WILL leave it xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol yes i am listening but i have selective deafness.
Btw i am far too polite to tell you to shut up but i may not listen so say what ya like.
Steve "
Nah .... the moment has passed xx mwah xx |
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IF I SOLD MY SOUL,, to the devil,, id want to have the power to fuck any woman i desired,,at any time anywhere in the world,,rich or poor,,""O"" and be fit to predict the lottery numbers as well and live in a hot country, and get served at a shop before posh looking people,, that's all, ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"IF I SOLD MY SOUL,, to the devil,, id want to have the power to fuck any woman i desired,,at any time anywhere in the world,,rich or poor,,""O"" and be fit to predict the lottery numbers as well and live in a hot country, and get served at a shop before posh looking people,, that's all, "
God that's vile.
Someone save the women and the posh 'looking' people! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I declare ME the devil and grant your wishes.
Before I grant wish one I will give all the women vaginal dentures !
Before I grant wish two I will make all betting winnings to be paid in chocolate coins
Before I grant wish three I must tell you that us REALLY posh people don't frequent the same shops as you plebs....... so no worries there dear ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"I declare ME the devil and grant your wishes.
Before I grant wish one I will give all the women vaginal dentures !
Before I grant wish two I will make all betting winnings to be paid in chocolate coins
Before I grant wish three I must tell you that us REALLY posh people don't frequent the same shops as you plebs....... so no worries there dear "
Thats such a good post i just had to read it again
Steve ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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