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over a year ago
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Best Surprise Surprise ive ever seen was that of:
CILLA BLACK !!
"SURPRISE SURPRISE IT HITS U IN THE MIDDLE OF URE EYES"!
surprise surprise luuuurvve!
ta-ra! lol pmsl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a meet and after a few mins realised it wasn't a woman. She was still nice though.
she?
what breed was she?
Sounds like he met Ting Tong  "
Or ding dong,,,,which is better?--u know the rest  |
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"whats the best one ya ever had? "
I arranged a meet with someone on another site and it was my neighbour 4 doors down ... i'd never seen that side of here before but once we met i saw a lot more of it lol |
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"whats the best one ya ever had?
I arranged a meet with someone on another site and it was my neighbour 4 doors down ... i'd never seen that side of here before but once we met i saw a lot more of it lol "
Very nice indeed very nice!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One Christmas i asked my mum and dad for a cowboy outfit.
They got me a bike instead! lol
santa wheres my fucking bike?!! lol "
Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram
(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.
You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out
"I saw mummy sucking santa clause" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking Marvellous Mally!
chubby browns song!
bet google was busy n out of breath now! lol "
Kevin Wilson, Australian, I was actually listening to it last week in the car. |
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"Fucking Marvellous Mally!
chubby browns song!
bet google was busy n out of breath now! lol
Kevin Wilson, Australian, I was actually listening to it last week in the car."
But you can't say cunt in Canada
just love the "mitterand" bit. |
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"Fucking Marvellous Mally!
chubby browns song!
bet google was busy n out of breath now! lol
Kevin Wilson, Australian, I was actually listening to it last week in the car.
But you can't say cunt in Canada
just love the "mitterand" bit."
Yeah innit! lol
wonder why u cant say cunt in canada? |
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