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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As a Single Guy I get no Messages, no replies, ignored, looked down on and no Sex.
Why am I on here then you ask, I thought I would get an instant endless line up of People wanting to Bonk me !
That Doesn't happen so I stay here and Trawl the Forums for Sympathy which doesn't work either, so I'm still here getting more and more desperate and frustrated waiting for my first Mercy Bonk, surely someone must want to jump my Bones ?
Seriously get past all of that and be yourself and see what happens, this seems to be the ever increasing tone set by some but not all Single Guys though it's not just the Single Guys that set it.
just thought I'd outline what a lot of the Single Guy threads look like once posted no offense meant but thought I'd get it said anyway.
Kev ducks and orders a Taxi  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"you either do or dont matey, ok, put a pan of water on the hob then, you aint getting out of it that easy, and do some toast too  "
okay the Pans on Mally, I'll Fight you for the Biscuits  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't want a coffee now,It never tastes the same with water from the pan 
Thats cause ya supposed ta use the tap not the toilet xx  "
I'll go and buy a Kettle and some Bottled Water and make a Mercy Brew |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you either do or dont matey, ok, put a pan of water on the hob then, you aint getting out of it that easy, and do some toast too
okay the Pans on Mally, I'll Fight you for the Biscuits "
if its hob nobs, prepare to meet thy doom!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"possibly one of the funniest threads iv read for a while!! xx
Ya lead a sheltered life dont ya hun xx "
aat five foot seven not as sheltered as you dear..............x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"possibly one of the funniest threads iv read for a while!! xx
Ya lead a sheltered life dont ya hun xx
aat five foot seven not as sheltered as you dear..............x
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Lol you get wet before me when it rains xx
That's rich from a guy permanently in the fookin bath! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As a Single Guy I get no Messages, no replies, ignored, looked down on and no Sex.
Why am I on here then you ask, I thought I would get an instant endless line up of People wanting to Bonk me !
That Doesn't happen so I stay here and Trawl the Forums for Sympathy which doesn't work either, so I'm still here getting more and more desperate and frustrated waiting for my first Mercy Bonk, surely someone must want to jump my Bones ?
Seriously get past all of that and be yourself and see what happens, this seems to be the ever increasing tone set by some but not all Single Guys though it's not just the Single Guys that set it.
just thought I'd outline what a lot of the Single Guy threads look like once posted no offense meant but thought I'd get it said anyway.
Kev ducks and orders a Taxi "
Get to a few parties or socials and build your confidence. Ask yourself this are you on here for the right reasons or just an easy fuck. |
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